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Earth/Creation Brain Teaser

Hits: 43636 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: Mat
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Shanir
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1066 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:29:13 AM
my theory is that god didnt create the universe get REAL!

boris277
Male, 13-17, Europe
 84 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:02:21 AM
but he created day and night, its up to him how long he wanted to take with it

firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1239 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:47:21 AM
lol@ religious debate.

(For the sake of argument, I'm going to assume that the creation story is true. Not necessarily what I believe, but the question calls for it.)

Anyway, back then a day was an infinite yet infinitesimal amount of time. Well, since time hadn't technically been invented yet either. What God probably did was split his work into six sections of indeterminate length, then put one section for rest, since even the Almighty deserves a break from humanity every now and then. We'd just call them "days," because that's really the most important measure of time we had back then. There were two different types of "days" - God-days and Earth-days. Remember that God-days were both an infinite amount of time and an infinitely small amount of time, if they took any time at all. 'Cause when it comes to the Lawrd, all kinds of crazy time paradoxes start poppin' up.

Either that or I'm drunk right now. XD


Dean-j
Male, 13-17, Europe
 40 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:35:14 AM
My guess is that the period of time defined as a 'day' exsisted before that of the Earth, and God just made the Earth rotate in that amount of time because it's easy like that...

Sorry if somebody offered this. Couldn't be bothered to read through 11 pages of religious bull.


JoshT
Male, 18-29, Europe
 56 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:30:19 AM
he's not real

just throwing that one out there...


mac_n_cheese
Male, 13-17, Europe
 148 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:21:24 AM
lol at epic religious debate v v

dominict2013
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 9 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:55:09 AM
uhhh..... HES GOD

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3628 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:47:51 AM
Long ago, man, in his ignorance, created gods to make sense of the world. Then, when that failed, man created science. Science has been the most successful way of discovering truth ever invented. For example, we no longer have to pray for the sick or exorcise demons - we heal with medicine. Science has, in every way, proven far more effective than religion.

God is no longer necessary, and I say good riddance.

Thank you and good night!!!


killergamer
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 109 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:47:37 AM
the answer is...... he asked chuck norris

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3628 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:43:49 AM
not sure why you included it....but what is your point??? REALLY! what is your point?

lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
 3628 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:42:21 AM
Also, everything Lost in Korea said:
"I HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE" + "I try and accept people for who they are" "THEY ARE ALL Hypocrites!" + "They are so judgmental!"Seriously? Seriously now? It's like no one reads what they write anymore. You're not tolerant at all. You're a judgmental, hypocritical, intolerant, liar. You couldn't even get through a single POST without contradicting yourself multiple times and screaming about how you "HATE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE" all caps like some scruffy drunkard going "BLACKS GO BACK TO AFRICA" at the side of the road.
_________
Baalthazaq
REALLY....You can take a word here and word there but my basic message is that Christians and people of god are JUDGMENTAL! Plain and simple. I don't randomply attack people for the hell of it or because what they are doing is not written in that "magic book". GIVE ME A dratING BREAK! And I have heard that last comment you wrote about blacks

bellasmommyx
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 82 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:37:39 AM
God is just SUPER smart, lol.

aznclueless
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 331 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:36:30 AM
somebody probably pointed this out already but..

god made the universe in a certain amount of time, we as earthlings define time in minutes, hours, days etc. if we lived on jupiter we would say god created the universe in 14 days. good try though (i am an atheist).


AlfishKK
Female, 18-29, Western US
 786 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:22:57 AM
God is God, you can't try and trap Him by human limitations!

I'm sick of anti-Bible theories that try to accuse God of fallacies. If God is real, it doesn't matter what your conceptions of Him are--He would be more powerful and more omnipotent than you would be capable of understanding.

If He's not real, than the Bible is full of crap because people are full of crap. What I'm saying is anything wrong with the Bible comes from people; involving God in your discussion makes absolutely no sense.


nobody404
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 249 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:22:41 AM
"flashfact, good aetheists are inherently more moral than good beleivers, we're good for the sake of good, not to save ourselves or worm our way into an afterlife"

I'm not an atheist, but I don't worry about the afterlife. I try to be good to everyone as much as I can, simply for the sake of being good. I believe there's an afterlife, but even if there weren't, I would live the same way I do today. I try to better this life, I'll handle whatever else there is when it gets here.


fattpill
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 254 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:21:36 AM
Because HE created the day also and he knew beforehand how long he was going to make the day before he made it. it is kind of like you knowing what color you are going to paint your house before you paint it.
questions like this do not make God look bad they make you look like you didnt think about what you were going to ask.

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:16:15 AM
WHY IS /b/ ON MY I-A-B this is where i come to cleanse my mind!

ukbox
Male, 18-29, Europe
 104 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:08:30 AM
he used his dick

mangamonkey
Male, 18-29, Europe
 124 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:08:12 AM
being good out of a fear of hell.......well theres an oxymoron how can you be truly selfless when the alternative is damnation

being good because of religious beleifs instead of just being a good person is like being forced to lie with a gun pointed at your head

flashfact, good aetheists are inherently more moral than good beleivers, we're good for the sake of good, not to save ourselves or worm our way into an afterlife


rocknroll892
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 31 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:07:22 AM
an inch was the length of the king's first knuckle of his pointer finger to his second knuckle. yeah, i'm a smart ass.

darkhawk
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 254 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:05:43 AM
@ ohplease: your the man :)"You need to just realize you should be good for the sake of good"

darkhawk
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 254 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:55:58 AM
Also you cant even make the tiniest of jokes here or there will be some idiot who takes it as real and starts calling you out on it. Lighten up ppl. If you get this upset for some one els his believes/opinion why the f*ck should we respect yours?

mattriesel
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 136 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:52:55 AM
Before the ruler was invented, how did we know how long an inch was?



darkhawk
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 254 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:51:03 AM
@cazforshort Your religious right? Just because you are makes it pointless to argue with you sins your to stubborn to EVER admit he doesn't exist. But for the fun of it, here we go.
1. Question is solved: It was just a answer. I don't believe in god so the fact that he made the world is bs for me.
2. The war thing: You only counted war's for political reasons you didn't count on terrorist attacks etc. But even then, i said WAR, not WARS. So I'm still right. (your ref to a disease has nothing to do with what i said)
3. Religion is bad: I said your a sad excuse for a human, i didn't say your not A human. And religion doesn't save lives, ppl do. Even without it ppl would still be saved. And if you need religion for hoop. Again, understandable but still sad. And you look forward to a life after death, what ever is after death is not by any means a religious belive. You could just become energy or what ever. Also religion has ben there since BC because no one had a explanation for

ohplease
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 568 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:47:22 AM
Ok does any rational being really believe in the
"Old man in the sky"? OHPLEASE! You need to just realize you should be good for the sake of good, not because you fear some post death retribution. Don't worship GOD, worship GOOD. What kind of cheesy god would require our adulation?

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