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Earth/Creation Brain Teaser

Hits: 43671 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: Mat
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habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:41:50 PM
skullgrin, how did your comment end up on top of mine?

MK1029
Male, 13-17, Canada
 38 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:41:03 PM
habbazoot, reporting for duty!
Not trolling or anything. I just don't believe in god and have enough proofs to continue believing so.

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:41:00 PM
boredfjord, he has eternity.
if you had forever to do something, would you do it as fast as you could?

plus it might take a lot of mana, and he has to recharge


...god DOES take mana, right?
i kid, i kid...


skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 915 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:40:50 PM
sorry captainkat, but you are wrong. A day in genesis is 24 hours long. How do we know? Because if it was thousands of years thats what would have been said...why would the writers of the bible say "day" when they really meant something more than that? Also, god, being timeless, wouldnt measure time in days anyways....the whole bible is drated up beyond repair though

MK1029
Male, 13-17, Canada
 38 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:39:56 PM
ANSWER: Because god (<--- uncapitalised) doesn't exist! NOOWWWW YOU KNOWWWWWW!

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:39:00 PM
skullgrin, i think thats sort of what she said...


and are the trolls here yet?


captainkat
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 160 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:38:05 PM
Good answer lionhart. that makes sense :P

btw slugs - New Jerusalem = pearly gates. Not heaven, sadly.


twicks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:37:41 PM
Lionhart, I give you a gold star.

Skullgrin, you started good but fell off at the end... sorry


twicks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 29 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:35:42 PM
Ok everyone stop and use your heads for a moment.

God made the sun and moon which made day and night. He didn't have to "make something up". It created itself when these were made.

God used the frame of 7 days with the last one to "rest" to give us an example on how we should live. 6 days should be used for work and the last to devote to resting and focusing on God and the life He's given us.


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:34:03 PM
The question itself shows the asker's ignorance.

Then God said, Let there be light, and there was light... God divided the light from the darkness. God called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. So the evening and the morning were the first day.

The "Day" is quite clearly defined there.


skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 915 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:32:27 PM
sorry captainkat, but you are wrong. A day in genesis is 24 hours long. How do we know? Because if it was thousands of years thats what would have been said...why would the writers of the bible say "day" when they really meant something more than that? Also, god, being timeless, wouldnt measure time in days anyways....the whole bible is drated up beyond repair though

slugs
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 360 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:28:52 PM
God knows everything. Pearly gates plz.

captainkat
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 160 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:28:23 PM
if whoever did this read on more (not saying this in a mean way or whatever) 1 day for god can be 1000 years for man. he is god :/ and in this the word "day" does not mean day in Genesis.

boredfjord
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 932 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:26:57 PM
Also, why would an omnipotent being take so long to create the universe? And why would he need to rest?

crimsonattck
Male, 18-29, Western US
 365 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:25:03 PM
philosoraptor! HAHAHA

anyano1
Female, 18-29, Australia
 210 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:24:08 PM
I can see this topic is going to get heated, a lot of people have very strong views on this. I think I'll back away slowly right now, to avoid the inevitable nastiness

docwatson
Male, 18-29, Western US
 253 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:19:41 PM
Simple answers:
1) God being omniscient would know exactly how long it took Him to make the universe. Thus he could easily translate it to a single Earth day
2) God could have timed Himself, and then done the math (He IS God after all) to see how many Earth days it took
3) "Day" is figurative in the Bible

Another pretentious question solved by The Good Doctorâ„¢


ShadowRyder
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2146 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:19:07 PM
Maybe because he decided on how long a day would be before he started.

I want my ticket to heaven now. Make it quick. Make it two tickets. Just so I can take someone there with me.


iEmLink
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 148 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:16:20 PM
yay for science

admisaok
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 521 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:14:48 PM
what is philosoraptor doing here?

Silverfalcon
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:14:30 PM
He just decided on it early.

I can goez to heaven nowz?


Dylan5121
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1343 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:14:08 PM
Congratulations! You have found yet another hole in the hull of the sinking ship called Religion!

Mat
Male, 13-17, Europe
 5871 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:06:37 PM
Link: Earth/Creation Brain Teaser [Rate Link] - Anyone who can answer this question gets to go to heaven.

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