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Earth/Creation Brain Teaser

Hits: 43636 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: Mat
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ajd121
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 543 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:39:35 PM
Now is this about the time where God was planting dinosaur fossils like a bad cop from the 80s planted crack cocaine?

ohlax
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 819 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:36:22 PM
god is all knowing therefore he already knew or he created the day and therefore made it so he worked for 6 days and rested on the 7th fairly simple

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:34:58 PM
amaqdrinker, you are the man

**>toneman

my bad
and i will now leave ebcause flamewars are pathetic and stupid


hagane
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 977 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:33:59 PM
Beta-testing, ka-pow!

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:33:18 PM
>oneman, only christians have the bible, so no need for the "other monotheistic religions".
>here is no proof God does not exist, likewise no proof He does.
>many christians DO NOT believe the Bible literally. It is, i will say, 97% parables on how to live a good, moral life. 2% is actual events, and then the other 1% is a cross between parables and events.

thats why (most) atheists piss me off. all they do is assume.

speaking of atheists, i only know 2 out of 100 that werent former jews.
what uo with that?


emethrious
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 11 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:31:09 PM
God did not write genesis. It was transcribed by Noah.

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:27:37 PM
"god is man made"

well if God is love and man is capabale of expressing love then yeah sure.


Spirithound
Male, 18-29, Canada
 868 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:24:27 PM
v v v Good answer, strange-string-of-numbers.

010580
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 10 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:23:15 PM
if there is a god, i am not saying there is or is not, i must believe that the time described in this "brain teaser" is merely a unit system of measurement that humans created. when god made the earth it took a certain amount of time that was later said as 6 days when human beings created the unit measure of time. so god did not make the earth in 6 days according to him/her he made it in time which was later measured as 6 days by human beings


tornadofdoom
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1090 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:21:11 PM
So God goes up to this angel and says, "Hey, I just created this really cool thing where its variates between light and dark".

The angel replies, "Now what are you going to do?"

He responds "call it a day".
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Puns are the answer to all questions in life.


Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:19:48 PM


madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6455 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:16:23 PM
god is man made.

toneman
Male, 30-39, Asia
 528 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:13:37 PM
I find it incredibly fascinating how so many Christians and otherwise monotheistic religious want so badly for that their guidance called the Bible to be true that they completely ignore mounds of factual evidence that has been proven beyond any shadow of doubt to be true.

We can debate for days which is more feasible – the idea that every living thing actually evolved over millions of years to form what we see today or if it were more of a 'poof!' We have stuff! I'm not really a gambling man but I'll tell you where my bet is.

For those that consider the Bible to be the true word of God, answer me this question: Why is there not a single word authored by the son of God?! He began teaching effectively at the age of twelve, for Christ's sake! Forgive the pun. He was a smart dude, right?!


amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:12:50 PM
God is love

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:09:39 PM
A roll of the 12 sided dice I suppose.

keatonatron
Male, 18-29, Asia
 680 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:03:44 PM
Well, before he started he created a stopwatch. Then he recorded how about how long he worked each "day" before resting. Then, since he created us in his image and decided we should work the same length of time as him, he set the earth spinning to match up to the time shown on his stopwatch.

nrvegetarian
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 143 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:03:00 PM
"Because he created everything. He after he created the universe and everything, only then did he deem how long it took for him to create it. =P"

Seriously? Wow......


madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6455 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 7:01:55 PM
Yeah but god didn't make the earth. It was formed over millions of years of dust and crap spinning around a newly formed star. In fact God didn't have ratsbehind to do with the moon that was created probably by a collision between earth and venus somehow. Nature is more compelling than god.

Hungar
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 16 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:58:18 PM
Wow, Lionhart. That guy's beard is amazingly red!
He must have drank wine a lot, and by drank, i mean spill it on his facial hair...

ultimakewl
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 752 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:52:09 PM
assuming you believe in god, he created the earth and its rotation. so the obvious answer would be he made the earths rotation as long as a day. the real answer is... the bible is all made up by a bunch of crazy people from hundreds/thousands of years ago. the internet answer: CHUCK NORRIS! GIMME HEAVEN NOW!

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:47:55 PM
> MK1029
> Because god doesn't exist!

AN UNBELIEVER!!!! STONE HIM!!!


The_Garuness
Male, 18-29, Europe
 917 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:47:02 PM
The hell you talking about? There isnt a god, Chuck Norris decided!

Bridge
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 125 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:43:13 PM
Because he created everything. He after he created the universe and everything, only then did he deem how long it took for him to create it. =P

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:42:59 PM
"habbazoot, reporting for duty!
Not trolling or anything. I just don't believe in god and have enough proofs to continue believing so."
**enough proofs for my satisfaction, probably not for everyone's satisfaction, though

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6455 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 6:42:12 PM
All god did was accidentally crash the wrong two atoms together. sadly he died in that instant.

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