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Earth/Creation Brain Teaser

Hits: 43707 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Quizzes & Tests | Added by: Mat
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mystery08
Male, 18-29, Western US
 162 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:48:14 PM
The Hebrew word that translates to day in the bible means a period of time. The bible says that god created the universe in 6 periods of time.

Still the bible is inconsistent and non-scientific.

Yeay i get to go to heaven =)
...oh wait


tweekthief
Male, 18-29, Western US
 26 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:47:27 PM
Because chuck norris showed up riding a metorite like a horse and told him how it was going to be. Everyone knows that.

"In the beginning, Chuck Norris round house kicked god, to whicheth he layed out cold for six days, and once awoketh, though it had been only one day, because time travels 6 times faster at the end of Chuck Norrises boot. Chuck Norris had left soon after the beating of god, in seek of a more challenging fight."

Thats just fact right there, its in the bible guys, come on.


bingo5765
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 207 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:46:30 PM
What's that? ignorant raptor hyper-critical of Christianity? thought so.

Adamance
Male, 13-17, Western US
 6 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:34:04 PM
ill just cheat off of everyone else so i guess i get in XD

jareddevour
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 292 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:20:52 PM
Eh, there are better arguments. As an Atheist, I can answer with something to the effect of "God invented the day, so he always knew what a day was, and created the earth's rotation to fit those standards of a day." That's ignoring the fact that 90% of christians don't believe in the literal interpretation of genesis. So, Yeah. Whatever.

Turf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:16:52 PM
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters. Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light. God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness. God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and morning, one day." Genesis 1: 1-5

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." Therefore, before everything else was created there was at least an earth. Because there was an earth, there could be a rotation of the earth and thus the days are defined.


Omega3_DHA
Male, 13-17, Western US
 54 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:15:39 PM
it had something to do with hebrew context but I forgot =/
But "day" could of meant any period of time supposedly, anywhere from seconds to millenniums

ladyzeppelin
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 48 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:13:44 PM
Ha.. hahaha. Did people really take that seriously?

lolphotoshop
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 410 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:11:05 PM
-cough- Well, he decided what a day was, DUHHH

k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:07:42 PM
ateddybear, look up deism, i think thats what its called. god created the world, and then sat back and watched as it changed and grew and evolved. he wanted things to occur without his influence, so to speak. for man to make their OWN decisions and to be completely uninfluenced. maybe thats why everyone in this damn forum has their own ideas o_O

britt566
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2315 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:07:41 PM
Oh and by the way. Out of ALL of the questions about god... why this one?

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:07:36 PM
he's God, he can see the future. duh
not to mention it's a very simple math question.

k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:05:16 PM
and yes for the record this is just a joke. the answer takes away the joke. its not supposed to have an answer, just to confuse people. like me lol

ateddybear0
Male, 13-17, Western US
 13 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:04:25 PM
If free will is the case then the whole garden of eden was pointless we didn't need it at all god knew before hand it didn't work if he wanted to have free will all he had to do was put us in to the post-garden of eden world, it like he telling. The garden of eden is sounds like a big f-you to the human race, the resulted the poor treatment of women for thousands of years becasue it was eve that ate the apple.

k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:03:00 PM
personally, i am currently nonreligious. ex-christian. for the simple fact that churches and religion are all biased, inaccurate, and simply ignorant. its not god i think isnt right, or the idea of god, but the fact that churches and religions warp the ideas and concepts to fit their own opinions and ideals. religion came about because man wanted to believe in something, and needed something to explain the unexplainable. ill bet anything that as we learn more and more, less and less explanation will be needed, leaving less religions people. the ONLY "religion" that has grown consistently over the past decade has been atheism. that tells you something....

britt566
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 2315 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:01:06 PM
If you don't believe in god, then leave this forum. There is no reason for you to be here.

Cause we get it... you don't believe.. and you'll give your scientific reasons of why he is not real.

We have been through this before, but now that we are on the subject of GOD, there is no reason for your reasons of why he is not real.

The question was about god. Not about if he is real.

I'm hungry for chocolate.


cman7721
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 617 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 9:00:19 PM
first of all, to all the psycho-babble here, nobody wants to read that. second, i COULD get all serious and quote where it says in the bible that God's time is not our time, but that would take away from the joke.

kinda like you did, mr. teddybear-whatever. spellcheck man. drat you.


ak2nc1
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 621 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:59:37 PM
blah.

aboredfool
Male, 18-29, Western US
 123 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:58:56 PM
he just decided it, end of story

k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:58:48 PM
teddybear that is a natural response. why doesnt god just make everyone go to heaven and all that. if he can do anything then that should be easy. however, the bible says, well at least preachers ive heard, say that god wants man to have free will. he wants us to WANT to love him and do the right things, for him :) although you should do whats right for yourself, not just for god.

shinsvaka
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 315 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:58:05 PM
Well ateddybear.. he wanted us to choose, whether to live in happiness or doomed. it was a test. to see if we could. although this is confusing in itself. like my pastor says "the only way we will know for sure is when we ask god himself in heaven"

ateddybear0
Male, 13-17, Western US
 13 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:57:58 PM
and suffering to enter the world which allowing pain and suffering if one could easily prevent it with out any cost to ones self is just as bad as being the one cau"sing the pain and suffering. So if God by not preventing the devil from entering the gardern is bad and by definition god can't be bad then god is either a lieing manipulative bastard or God does not exist you dicide.

k10josumm
Male, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:56:10 PM
as many before have said. the bible is a translation. GOD DID NOT WRITE THE BIBLE. therefore he cannot be accountable for its mistakes. if you saw/read angels and demons you would have heard perhaps the most brilliant quote of the work: that religion/god is not flawed, but that MAN is flawed. all man. creating flaws in religion. and could someone please point out to me what the difference is between a cult and religion, besides size?

ateddybear0
Male, 13-17, Western US
 13 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:55:00 PM
The simple answer is their is no such thing as God or at least no such thing as god as described in our worlds many relgions.
The answer that best goes along with the judeo-christan relgions that I read hear is that God knows all that has happend and all that will ever be he is all knowing but if God exist and is all know then it dose not make sense that he would have allowed the devil into the garden of eden or to interact with humans in any way shape or form, becasue he created man in his image to live happily in the garden of eden or so says genisis. But if man was inteded to live in the garden of eden and God knows all that will happen then why would he allow the devil to enter that garden which resulted in man being kicked from that garden of eden, so god created the garden of eden knowing that man would be kicked from it, know that it would result in all the pain and suffering that humans faced sience then. So by not preevented the devil from entering the garden he allowed pa

urbanlegend
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 751 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 8:53:25 PM
this is garbage

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