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Truck Norris: Greatest Vehicle In The World [Pic]

Hits: 28363 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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Tubaman101
Male, 13-17, Western US
 3 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:54:06 PM
Eww grosss i have the Bruce lee truck that one is wayyyy better

iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1418 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:28:47 PM
lol nice. i like it

tazman321
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 190 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:16:11 PM
thanks to the theory of relativity, chuck noris can, and will, kick you yesterday.

seankerr001
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 139 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:41:33 PM
While having sex inside a semi-truck, some of Chuck Norris's semen escaped to the gas tank. The result, Optimus Prime.

LexiLeet
Female, 18-29, Western US
 432 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:33:36 PM
Wow. I want that truck now. >:[

madmax11
Male, 18-29, Europe
 740 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:55:31 PM
there is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist

Chuck Norris does not sleep.. he waits

:D


cbs12251971
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 22 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:31:54 PM
when god has sex he screams chuck norris's name.

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3420 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:35:22 AM
Holy fu... Wow.

looneypath
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:26:35 AM
@ Willowpuff: That is not a paintjob. Chuck Norris looked at the truck and out of fear it materialized his image.

Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1720 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:26:17 AM
When Chuck goes for a swim, Chuck Norris does not get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.

There is no such thing as evolution. Only the animals chuck Norris lets live.

Giraffes grew long necks because they were tired from being round house kicked in the face

And so on


jennifer6716
Female, 13-17, Canada
 468 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:08:21 AM
Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, and as a favor God created Optimus Prime, Guiness and killer bees.

TruTenrMan
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2565 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:57:21 AM
Oh—dear God.

Joss19
Female, 18-29, Europe
 76 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:49:08 AM
"Legend says that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard... but an extra fist!!"

LOL


Binary101
Male, 13-17, Asia
 850 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:36:03 AM
MotherTrucker!

kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2000 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:33:25 AM
"Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime."

optimus prime is the "love" child of chuck norris and a truck so that sentence would be called incest


kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2000 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:29:45 AM
@hagane: god doesnt exist cuz chuck norris roundhouse kicked him out of existence.

an orgy is when a group of 7 or more people join together to have sex, it's a basic fact


Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2236 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:01:34 AM
Have to say that's an awesome paint job.

ukscc
Male, 18-29, Europe
 84 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:50:47 AM
By the way...it's a Volvo - not a DAF...and both are actually pretty good trucks these days!! (Although, DAF has the edge for living space with the XF105)

To compare: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... Side view of a European Volvo.


VictoriaIAB
Female, 13-17, Western US
 88 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:34:02 AM
... chuck's face isn't in proportion to his body... the painter fails at life =P

pookie666
Male, 18-29, Europe
 78 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:33:56 AM
Chuck norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door

gingervitis
Female, 13-17, Western US
 20 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:18:26 AM
EPIC FAIL.
this isnt the best truck ever!
its just a truck with chuck norris's face on it.
pff.

krazyluv
Female, 13-17, Western US
 649 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:06:17 AM
I never thought chuck norris jokes were funny.....
THERE i said it.

Feels so good to get that off my chest.
Now, to tell of the fat broad in my english class who wont stop quoting chuck norris jokes.


DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:05:22 AM
yesss

hated0love
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 342 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 11:47:15 PM
chuck norris is getting old some of the jokes are reruns and the so call new ones are just plain retard and boring

odeed
Male, 18-29, Australia
 452 Posts
Monday, June 15, 2009 11:27:13 PM
"OK enough with Chuck Norris already,his jokes were funny for about 5 minutes and that's about it....and that was a year and a half ago, now whenever someone even brings up Chuck Norris I want to punch them in the throat"

Actually, it was more like 3 years ago.


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