 Leetrockstar
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2 Posts
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010 5:50:25 PM
Maintain your dignity and your personal hygiene by not being in this commercial. |
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happytimeu
Male, 30-39, Canada
2 Posts
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Thursday, June 18, 2009 5:14:13 PM
The spoof of this video is even more ridiculous than the original, if that's even possible.  http://tinyurl.com/ComfortableStick |
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 Fatum
Male, 30-39, Europe
66 Posts
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 3:35:26 PM
Get a grip on your wipe!!!!!! |
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 5405841
Female, 18-29, Southern US
532 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:52:39 PM
They must be targeting old people because they played the entire first 25 seconds over again. |
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yepimbored
Male, 30-39, Southern US
132 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 11:47:24 AM
They need to incorporate "sonic cleaning action!"Just like a professional jewelry cleaner, the sonic wave action of the Ass Blaster 3000 uses millions of tiny pulses each second to gently wipe away even the tiniest pieces of fecal matter. Why wipe with rough toilet paper that can actually scratch and tear your sphinter? OUCH! "I bwaught mwy Eass Bleyaster 3000 a ye-ah ago, and heaven't suffah'd from rectal blee-ding evah since". But wait, call within the next 10 minutes and we'll double your offer. That's right, you get two Ass Blaster 3000's. Use one for each orifice, or, give one to a friend! But wait, there's still more! If you're one of the first 500 callers, we'll include this silicone massage tip at no additional charge. You can use the sonic action of the Ass Blaster 3000 to massage your back, your feet, or any 'other' area, then use the patented toilet paper gripper to clean up afterwards. You get all this for only $19.95. Call now, operators are s |
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 camanokid
Male, 13-17, Western US
18 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:26:07 AM
Anybody else notice that the lady after the blob keeps on turning from side to side. |
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 XfaTedX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
60 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:57:43 AM
Why in God's name would you need 18 inches more on your arm?
I think only people like the "pizza roll" guy will really need this. |
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 BoomBox
Male, 13-17, Western US
1230 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:49:25 AM
You know, I understand that can actually be helpful for someone that's overweight, I have heard of problems like that, but other than that, there is really no use for it. It takes up too much space, people are used to what we already have, and it's just too much. |
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 Devi3000
Female, 18-29, Western US
1527 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4:06:01 AM
I have a story to go with this product. A co worker broke both his collar bones in a skiing accident. He was unable to move his arm to wipe his ass so he had something very similar to this. We STILL make fun of him for it. |
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 VictoriaIAB
Female, 13-17, Western US
88 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:53:27 AM
the only thing that product is good at is helping fattie, and wasting plastic 0.o i always have such a positive out look huh? =] |
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 xxmiwakoxx
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
18 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:28:31 AM
you know those women that have long ass nasty nails...i guess it makes sense for them.... lmao....wow |
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 JumpRope
Male, 18-29, Canada
170 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:14:42 AM
lol so many odd phrases and words
-the loss of range of motion
-archaeicjust made my day |
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 wcclark
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
742 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:25:48 AM
Mankind has taken a wrong turn somewhere if it needs a wand for ass wipery. |
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 Cancancoo
Female, 13-17, Australia
11 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 11:54:16 PM
That looks...... Awkward. |
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mystery08
Male, 18-29, Western US
162 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 11:01:41 PM
not only does it take longer to wipe but it improves your douchebag factor by 400% |
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YUP_IM_BORED
Female, 13-17, Western US
197 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 9:41:52 PM
are your effing kidding me? hahahaha wtffffa tool, for wiping your ass? woww |
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 NightHack
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
204 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 6:12:07 PM
It looks more awkward to use this than to use your hand. |
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eflcotw
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
75 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 6:10:16 PM
anyone else get the ad above the video of the Bidet toilet,as an alternative of never using toilet paper?
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2586 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 5:22:47 PM
Well Doc, I was just trying to wipe when I slipped... |
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 akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
1008 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 1:40:14 PM
Sooo... this is for the fat, the old, and the OCD? |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9509 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 1:29:10 PM
2 words
<bold>NO THANKS!</bold>
You should be so embarrassed and humiliated for being so f*&^ing squeamish. |
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 The_Maddog
Male, 30-39, Europe
3192 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 12:31:33 PM
lostinkorea
Female, 18-29, Europe
456 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Monday, June 15, 2009 10:28:18 AM
THIS WAS JUST POSTED BY TRIXIE BLUE 2 DAYS AGO WITH A 1.9 RATING...NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8? IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY?
-------------------------------------------------- Nah. Just human error! Monday to Friday, Fancy does the links. Us mods do the links at the weekend giving him time off! On top of that, we have lots of material being titled diffrently or being submitted from mutliple sources. Lastly the other factor is time. We only have so much to spare!! Hence why reposts happen. |
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 belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
1511 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 11:53:14 AM
I use 60-grit carbon fiber sandpaper and just run it through the dishwasher.I guess this product isn't for me. |
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 sportsfan94
Male, 13-17, Southern US
108 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 11:26:44 AM
I like how it starts out saying "for years we've been folding and scrunching toilet paper. Now you dont have to!"I believe that all of the footage of the product being used showed folded toilet paper. What a good advertisement! |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
3620 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 10:28:18 AM
THIS WAS JUST POSTED BY TRIXIE BLUE 2 DAYS AGO WITH A 1.9 RATING...NOW IT HAS BEEN RE-POSTED BY FANCYLAD, NOT EVEN A GOOD 2 DAYS LATER WITH A 3.8? IS THIS OUR WTF OF THE DAY? |
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