 MCR
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 43 Posts
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009 7:17:22 PM
@ 0:33
"Wear pants..."
DAMN! |
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 bree416
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
267 Posts
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009 11:02:57 AM
run for your life lmfao.... |
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 Epicasaurus
Male, 13-17, Australia
42 Posts
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Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:11:55 AM
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick" What if Mega Shark bites the plane out of the sky, and Chuck Norris is to busy banging my sister!? |
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 kcpd2050
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
325 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:42:05 PM
I can't bring toothpaste on a plane anymore how the hell am I going to bring a smoke hood? |
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 moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
1969 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:40:32 PM
Yeah I'm flying today. Great. Well, if we do crash, and I survive, then I'll report back. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5158 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:06:45 PM
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"That kick would total the Airplane. :D |
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 bunny_bob
Female, 13-17, Western US
15 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 9:22:21 PM
The Mythbusters said you should go into the fetal position! Who should I trust with my life? |
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 stifler
Male, 30-39, Australia
160 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 8:59:19 PM
There is only one step to remember if you are in a plane that is going to crash:
Put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.
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 nrvegetarian
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
143 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 7:39:46 PM
And if the plane lands in the ocean, you're just screwed. |
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 Eddy23
Male, 18-29, Western US
495 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 7:09:11 PM
Ugh, I shouldn't have watched this before my big flight to NYC tomorrow. |
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2586 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 6:12:50 PM
When I fly I sit with my head tucked over my knees the entire flight. |
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 coldCanuck
Male, 13-17, Canada
263 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 5:57:27 PM
WOW, i guess education really doesn't leave the classroom! |
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 rissarose
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
110 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 3:13:23 PM
The title should be changed from "How To Survive an Airplane Crash" to "How To Successfully Get off an Airplane After it has Crashed in the Unlikely Event that You are Still Alive."Lengthy, but true. |
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 Nburkie420
Male, 18-29, Canada
745 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 2:23:21 PM
all they need to do to make planes safer is turn the seats around like the flight attendants seats. |
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 unsub
Female, 18-29, Europe
892 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 2:02:56 PM
"I find it interesting how you are always told to fold your head over your knees. The only reason they tell you that is because, on impact, the force will cause you to hit the seat in front of you , snapping your neck instantly; that way there's no pain and it's quick a death."Not true (tested on Mythbusters).
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 wednesday_52
Female, 18-29, Western US
155 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 1:59:16 PM
Knowledge IS power. |
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 ShadowRyder
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2146 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 1:51:22 PM
The more you know... |
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 slayer50515
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
990 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 12:56:36 PM
"Freelop-
Too bad chuck norris doesn't need a plane to fly."
OSHI- |
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 jasonfly
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
10 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 12:35:42 PM
Freelop- Too bad chuck norris doesn't need a plane to fly. |
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 kiddo
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
542 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 12:27:19 PM
ahha; im flying 17 hours straight tomorrow to the philippines.... |
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 LTimeLurker
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
713 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 12:22:34 PM
Yeah, stoop over and kiss your butt goodbye. |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:48:43 AM
drat that, i dont take my glasses off for anything. |
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 demonbunny
Male, 13-17, Europe
177 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:43:43 AM
That would be the most logical answer |
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 Freelop
Male, 18-29, Europe
449 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:39:00 AM
for those who were askinng:
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick" |
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demonbunny
Male, 13-17, Europe
177 Posts
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Monday, June 08, 2009 11:23:03 AM
So what do you do if a Giant Shark grabs hold of the plane? |
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