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Life Tip: How to Survive an Airplane Crash [Video]

Hits: 9860 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Travel | Added by: fancylad
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MCR
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 43 Posts
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 7:17:22 PM
@ 0:33
"Wear pants..."
DAMN!

bree416
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 267 Posts
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 11:02:57 AM
run for your life lmfao....

Epicasaurus
Male, 13-17, Australia
 42 Posts
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:11:55 AM
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"

What if Mega Shark bites the plane out of the sky, and Chuck Norris is to busy banging my sister!?


kcpd2050
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 333 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:42:05 PM
I can't bring toothpaste on a plane anymore how the hell am I going to bring a smoke hood?

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:40:32 PM
Yeah I'm flying today. Great. Well, if we do crash, and I survive, then I'll report back.

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5188 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:06:45 PM
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"

That kick would total the Airplane. :D


bunny_bob
Female, 13-17, Western US
 15 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 9:22:21 PM
The Mythbusters said you should go into the fetal position! Who should I trust with my life?

stifler
Male, 30-39, Australia
 161 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 8:59:19 PM
There is only one step to remember if you are in a plane that is going to crash:
Put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

nrvegetarian
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 143 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 7:39:46 PM
And if the plane lands in the ocean, you're just screwed.

Eddy23
Male, 18-29, Western US
 495 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 7:09:11 PM
Ugh, I shouldn't have watched this before my big flight to NYC tomorrow.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 6:12:50 PM
When I fly I sit with my head tucked over my knees the entire flight.

coldCanuck
Male, 13-17, Canada
 299 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 5:57:27 PM
WOW, i guess education really doesn't leave the classroom!

rissarose
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 110 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 3:13:23 PM
The title should be changed from "How To Survive an Airplane Crash" to "How To Successfully Get off an Airplane After it has Crashed in the Unlikely Event that You are Still Alive."

Lengthy, but true.


Nburkie420
Male, 18-29, Canada
 745 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 2:23:21 PM
all they need to do to make planes safer is turn the seats around like the flight attendants seats.

unsub
Female, 18-29, Europe
 892 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 2:02:56 PM
"I find it interesting how you are always told to fold your head over your knees. The only reason they tell you that is because, on impact, the force will cause you to hit the seat in front of you , snapping your neck instantly; that way there's no pain and it's quick a death."

Not true (tested on Mythbusters).


wednesday_52
Female, 18-29, Western US
 155 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 1:59:16 PM
Knowledge IS power.

ShadowRyder
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2146 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 1:51:22 PM
The more you know...

slayer50515
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 990 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 12:56:36 PM
"Freelop-
Too bad chuck norris doesn't need a plane to fly."
OSHI-

jasonfly
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 10 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 12:35:42 PM
Freelop-

Too bad chuck norris doesn't need a plane to fly.


kiddo
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 542 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 12:27:19 PM
ahha; im flying 17 hours straight tomorrow to the philippines....

LTimeLurker
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 713 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 12:22:34 PM
Yeah, stoop over and kiss your butt goodbye.

ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
 5329 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:48:43 AM
drat that, i dont take my glasses off for anything.

demonbunny
Male, 13-17, Europe
 177 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:43:43 AM
That would be the most logical answer

Freelop
Male, 18-29, Europe
 449 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:39:00 AM
for those who were askinng:
"In the event of a shark attack have Chuck Norris step out the plane and give the shark a swift roundhouse kick"

demonbunny
Male, 13-17, Europe
 177 Posts
Monday, June 08, 2009 11:23:03 AM
So what do you do if a Giant Shark grabs hold of the plane?

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