 GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009 1:04:30 PM
That was really something. Many of them are deep, funny, provocative, subtle and sublime all in one. |
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 dukorider1
Male, 18-29, Europe
211 Posts
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Thursday, June 18, 2009 2:16:45 PM
favorites:
1)"I felt pretty bad when my husband staggered into the kitchen from the den with a profusely bleeding cut in his forehead, collapsed on the floor and told me "I knew you wouldn't want me to bleed on the carpet."2)I realized today that squeezing my own boob feels a lot like squeezing my boyfriends butt. 3)As I finished making my father's bed, the hospital called and informed me he wouldn't be needing it. 4)The most prominent memory I have of my grandmother is the night she tried to kill me. 5)As the cashier gave a knowing look to my wife as she scanned the prenatal vitamins, I realized this random girl is the first person on earth to know we are having a baby. |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
5157 Posts
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Monday, June 01, 2009 4:04:30 AM
My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it's Speedy! Meow!"My favorite. |
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 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
16276 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 11:51:55 PM
I loved this:When the surgeon asked me if the woman in the waiting room was my wife, I wanted to say "Someday, I hope."
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 Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
2284 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 1:17:09 PM
This one made me laugh my ass off. My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it's Speedy! Meow!" |
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 idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
3934 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:49:22 AM
i thought a lot of these were really deep and good....i really liked this....definitely bookmarking it... |
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 yo-i-am-luke
Male, 18-29, Europe
685 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 9:21:03 AM
I say alot of them was classic emo lies. You get them all the time on stuff like this... anyhoo my own one liner:"She thought I was someone else as we danced drunk together in a club kissing, but now we been dating two years." |
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 malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
1944 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 8:06:10 AM
god some people are so depressing |
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 amped35
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
254 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 7:48:26 AM
The fire we started in that corn field was terrible for more reasons than just its failure to produce popcorn. |
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 mise
Female, 18-29, Europe
3303 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 7:12:02 AM
I like this one, although it is really sad:The last thing I saw before the shrapnel hit us was my buddy, Ryan, smiling at me while saying, "Relax or you'll die all tense." |
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 BoomBox
Male, 13-17, Western US
1230 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 6:58:29 AM
Yeah I agree with Shadow, that's what I thought. Just a kinda depressing, not so funny FML. They're a bit vague though. Maybe it should be two sentences? |
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 Robert_D
Male, 18-29, Canada
594 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 5:24:54 AM
The best:My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it's Speedy! Meow!" |
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 DaisyDope
Female, 13-17, Europe
301 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 4:42:55 AM
some of them were miserable, but alot were clever (:
"For his birthday I gave him a Jenga set where every time you pulled out a block, it had a memory, inside joke, or quote on it."
i know what im getting my boyfriend now ^^ |
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 USFEmoGirl
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1455 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 4:24:07 AM
Shadow, agreed.Some of these are quite funny though. Not funny in the - wow, your life sucks ass. Funny in the way where the writer was laughing and has transcended that laughter upon us through a single sentence. |
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 Binary101
Male, 13-17, Asia
850 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 4:24:03 AM
This is a bad FML ripoff. FML is original |
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 ShadowRyder
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2146 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 2:34:44 AM
These are like FML's but with one sentence and more depressing =S |
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 i-am-bo-red
Male, 13-17, Western US
152 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 2:18:26 AM
HAHA! i feel like a pervert.... :\ |
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 murrymalty
Male, 18-29, Europe
2904 Posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2009 2:07:47 AM
they all suck
haahaahaahaa |
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 Ace_Cosmo
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
166 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 10:54:01 PM
That was somewhat depressing. |
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 iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
1418 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 10:39:37 PM
entertaining, to say the least |
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 Sociophobic
Male, 18-29, Southern US
373 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 10:16:56 PM
Sadly, I have the same stories as some of these people. |
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 d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
1845 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 10:16:44 PM
:O this was awesome |
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 thebandit
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
364 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:55:08 PM
While it was comforting to hear the cop's reassurances that he personally did not believe we were pedophiles, it really didn't do much to help the situation. |
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 Nburkie420
Male, 18-29, Canada
745 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:24:52 PM
"I love you more than anyone else in the world..."
This morning I was dangerously close to buying a 24-pack of condoms with my Mothers' Day card before realizing the embarrassing implications.thats just great |
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 ScottSerious
Male, 18-29, Western US
5329 Posts
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Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:17:30 PM
wtf is this |
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