steelman Male, 13-17, Midwest US
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Monday, June 29, 2009 9:40:29 AM I would hang that kid upside down over a tub that had a toaster in it. |
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freddyferret Male, 40-49, Midwest US
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Saturday, May 16, 2009 8:30:23 PM I stopped it as soon as I saw the Onion logo. I knew it would be stupid from the start. |
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firewatcher Male, 30-39, Europe
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Saturday, May 16, 2009 7:43:19 AM lol i would have drop kicked that litte s*it, i nkow it was fake but was still quite funny |
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jtrebowski Male, 40-49, Southern US
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Friday, May 15, 2009 7:25:00 AM at first it was kinda dumb, but the more the kid went on and on, the funnier it got...lol at the fire engine. The kids a good actor..I wonder if they got that all in one take? |
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DaniDrkHrt Female, 18-29, Eastern US
   214 Posts
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Friday, May 15, 2009 6:55:37 AM Haha, hilarious. That kid was awesome. |
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vitaliy Male, 18-29, Western US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 11:32:41 PM Not the way to raise a child, and yes I know that Onion News is fake |
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hated0love Female, 18-29, Southern US
   342 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:24:41 PM someone needs to slap that kid plus the father may want to take some classes and see how to raise a child when the nanny is out of town |
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coolcrazyguy Male, 18-29, Canada
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:13:42 PM I would have took my belt off and really gave that little son of a bitch something to cry about |
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ilfg Male, 18-29, Midwest US
   338 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:23:28 PM it's called turning off his mic |
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yappyJAP Female, 18-29, Eastern US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 8:53:46 PM "Ow, you hurt me! I want Manuela, where's Manuela?" Hispanic nannies FTW, LOL! |
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uhhuhher Female, 18-29, Western US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 8:20:39 PM omg that was great |
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Rauron Male, 13-17, Southern US
   594 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 7:20:34 PM ;-; Onion label pl0x |
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HarryBalszak Male, 40-49, Southern US
   1588 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 5:21:26 PM "The Onion - For fckers who don't watch real news."...said the guy who gets his news from Comedy Central. |
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dystopia04 Female, 18-29, Eastern US
   1078 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 4:38:53 PM i dont get it |
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Link_Hiei Male, 18-29, Eastern US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:36:01 PM xD That was funneh. |
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Mornaf Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   821 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:26:03 PM I love the onion, so silly, yet so greatalso, like the 'still ahead' bit Sci-fi novel thinly disguises author's horror at late introduction to sex. |
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dragosal Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   1634 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:11:20 PM this is why beating children works. to an extent obviously |
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opiebreath Female, 18-29, Midwest US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:10:48 PM "The Onion - For fckers who don't watch real news."Dear Captain Obvious, You're doing a fantastic job. Yes, fake news is not real news. Keep up the good work! Sincerely, I-A-B. |
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primetimekin Male, 18-29, Southern US
   8111 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:08:26 PM i hate when that happens |
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outfire Male, 13-17, Eastern US
   533 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 2:59:59 PM "The Onion - For fckers who don't watch real news." Um, no one thinks it's real news.... ? |
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Nidonemo Male, 18-29, Western US
   9216 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 2:26:12 PM You kinda wish it was real... |
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GlooStikk Male, 18-29, Midwest US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 2:23:19 PM "The Onion - For fckers who don't watch real news."another witty and insightful critic... strikes again!!! |
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thestringy Male, 18-29, Europe
   485 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:55:58 PM Oh dear... I am extremely disappointed in myself. I thought it was real until the end when I noticed the Onion logo. |
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Backfat Male, 30-39, Western US
   1919 Posts
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:47:32 PM that was stupid |
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i-am-sara Female, 18-29, Southern US
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Thursday, May 14, 2009 1:39:35 PM next....authors horror of late sex? lol |
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