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Candiru: Toothpick Fish Horror

Hits: 7119 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: CrakrJak
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yoimmylene
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 2086 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 2:22:17 PM
I've heard of this before. Eek! *winces*

Delos
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 206 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 1:31:52 PM
*sigh* no where near as delightful as the guinea worm from a post not too long ago; though those are "near extinct" apparently...

jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3261 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 1:19:43 PM
HOLY POO! I...I...agh....guh...made me cringe, yell, grab my....I'm never pissin in the water again.

punkipenguin
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 779 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 11:34:47 AM
i was going to say that dakkar, you beat me to it. :p it is definitely time for more dethklok, i'm tired of waiting.

pvt10thva
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 20 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 9:55:53 AM
I had a biology teacher in high school who told us about this to gross us out. The way he said they get it out of men was and I quote "split it in half like a hot dog".

swantonbomb7
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 178 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 9:53:13 AM
LOL. I saw that on tv the other night.
But it was on animal planet. Kinda scared me, but this one just made me laugh. And reminds me of what cartman says
"DAMN IT MOM WHO PUT HIS WHO DILLY IN YOUR CHACHA!"

stankilla
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 123 Posts
Wednesday, May 06, 2009 12:14:02 AM
i wish they wouldve went on to say how they remove the little bastards..

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 11:45:01 PM
"doohickey up your doodlehole,"???
Liiion.......

....I wonder if I can romance my girlfriend tonight with that line...


OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14431 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 9:54:55 PM
They ought to show this video to kids and then tell than that they stocked the swimming pool with candiru.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 9:14:54 PM
And for anyone for has regular STD checks (that's all of you guys, right? RIGHT!!!?) just think of the pain and residual discomfort you feel after the doc sticks the doohickey up your doodlehole, then think, "PLUS SPIKES". Owwwww.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 9:10:26 PM
Yea, best to just avoid that entire part of the world altogether.

ThatWasFunny
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 704 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 9:03:24 PM
And the only way you're getting it out is with an amputation! :O

Wagonlover
Male, 18-29, Australia
 292 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 9:02:27 PM
fishsticks

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 8:32:26 PM
the initial zoom in on the kids dong was fabulous bbc

sam0hT
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 231 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 8:30:45 PM
OUCH!!!!

Marce
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 8:28:26 PM
We watched this in biology class one year.

Never pee in the amazon, we concluded.


facepalmist
Male, 18-29, Western US
 63 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 7:26:40 PM
orangecrow- every man in the world has a fear of those! i cringed just watching the video...

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 7:20:44 PM
Just another of the several reasons to not go swimming in the amazon. And for anyone who didn't get that... IT WENT UP HIS PEEHOLE!

tangello
Female, 13-17, Western US
 898 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 6:56:53 PM
you'd think the natives to the amazon river area would know not to do that lol

OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1208 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 6:53:40 PM
My boyfriend has a fear of those.

Catx
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 189 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 6:37:16 PM
Hmmmmm...they should put them in public pools.

Bat_Girl
Female, 13-17, Australia
 323 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 5:57:55 PM
i dont understand the ending...

IslandLotus
Female, 18-29, Western US
 412 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 5:12:21 PM
THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE!

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 17175 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 4:43:27 PM
Wow one of my submissions made it.

sumguyin267
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 97 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 4:03:42 PM
Here's the other video about the candiru you probably saw:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSLKZzuLC00


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