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Jesus Takes A Header

Hits: 10569 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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gunslinger
Male, 30-39, Western US
 231 Posts
Tuesday, May 05, 2009 12:16:40 PM
Parkour Jesus?

kronosbr
Male, 18-29, S. America
 272 Posts
Monday, May 04, 2009 3:28:41 AM
oh man
that must be awkward

Immersion
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 113 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 7:51:20 PM
"Also, I've got to give kudos to the choir. I doubt I could even keep a strait face during that, let alone keep singing without missing a beat."

My church does an easter musical every year. We have the songs all playing during the musical. The key people get mics, but the normal choir is mostly pre-recorded.

I'm just having difficulty figuring if the guy playing Jesus got knocked out, or if he was trying to stay in character!


Alphawolf
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 161 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:56:58 PM
hmm.. so thats how it happened

shallowpro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 8 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:48:55 PM
LOL

drating precious that they're too scared to nail him back up themselves


deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:46:36 PM
Father! Why have you forsake- *faceplant*

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 1:44:58 PM
Run jesus run, we know you can get away!

bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1406 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 1:26:10 PM
poor guy

LordNick
Male, 18-29, Western US
 284 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:40:05 PM
lmao... yay god

Kfizzle08
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 82 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 11:30:30 AM
hahahaha..

WHOISIT12345
Male, 18-29, Western US
 4873 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 10:58:06 AM
kairobert
Male, 13-17, Europe
941 Posts Saturday, May 2, 2009 12:53:15 AM
I bet this is what happened 2000 years ago.

XP


kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 920 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 9:11:56 AM
belunan: "Should've cast a Filipino as Christ. Those guys know how to stay on a cross."

my parents actually live in the city where they do the yearly, REAL crucifixion thing...probably the most f-up thing you'll ever see in your life...people bring the entire family to watch especially the children so they can "learn" about jesus and his sacrifice...for those who don't know what i'm talking about; every easter in the philippines people recreate the crucifixion of christ except EVERYTHING is real (ie they really nail a guy's hands and feet to a cross he just carried through town with people beating him)...


hamalina
Male, 18-29, Europe
 131 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 8:57:28 AM
Except the "real thing" image linked by the previous poster not quite real at all either, since it's taken from a movie. I'd even venture to say that the Jesus in that picture felt much less pain than the Jesus in the YouTube video.

CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16893 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 2:51:38 AM
That was just a little bump on the head.

That's nothing compared to the real thing.


kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:53:15 AM
I bet this is what happened 2000 years ago.

Binary101
Male, 13-17, Asia
 850 Posts
Saturday, May 02, 2009 12:19:44 AM
haha, thats good. I was thinking-
"wouldn't it be great of the people pushed the cross over too far and he does a faceplant?"

belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1511 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 11:28:24 PM
Should've cast a Filipino as Christ. Those guys know how to stay on a cross.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 10:58:12 PM
46. And lo, they went to the tomb, but he was not there, for he had fallen off the cross straight away, and was at the inn, laughing it up and poking fun at the Roman nail-makers.

viczko
Male, 13-17, Canada
 916 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 10:20:59 PM
christian. not offended. laughing my ass off

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10120 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 9:58:26 PM
Wonder if he shouted out his dads name, when that smacked him

Baelzar
Male, 40-49, Western US
 1386 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 9:51:49 PM
I like Sarah Silverman's take:

"I hope the Jews did kill Christ. I'd do it again!"


PartyGirl93
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 104 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 9:48:26 PM
"PartyGirl93, I'm sure the real "Jesus" would have had a sense of humor. Go ahead and laugh."

Lol, okay good because I'm still laughing every time I watch it. Also, I've got to give kudos to the choir. I doubt I could even keep a strait face during that, let alone keep singing without missing a beat.


Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 9:36:30 PM
PartyGirl93, I'm sure the real "Jesus" would have had a sense of humor. Go ahead and laugh.

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 9:29:14 PM
"ROTFLMAO, I'm a Christain and found that the funnist thing ever. So no, it is not offisive."

panth753, while I consider myself Christian and also did not find this offensive, that doesn't mean we get to declare for every Christian that this is not offensive. I don't mean to get preachy (pun intended), but everyone views things differently and may find this offensive. It's like me saying I like to drink pickle juice out of the jar (which I do), so it must be good. Most other people would find it disgusting.


SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 8:42:26 PM
That was about the usual production quality of a church play.

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