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The Egg Genie

Hits: 10040 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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Esuld
Male, 13-17, Europe
 8 Posts
Sunday, May 17, 2009 11:28:35 AM
HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Monday, April 27, 2009 2:48:24 PM
Bacon thing would make the bacon tuff and unedible but hey just my thought. GOtta love the "heavy pot of water!" wow you can lug a heavy egg genie around instead! i guess its not really heavy, what maybe a kilo possible 700 grams, or even 701 grams if it could be that heavy, I dont know, but hey um random Rick Rolled?

KRAYZEEGIRL
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 445 Posts
Monday, April 27, 2009 2:52:33 AM
NOTE: The following times do not apply until after the water reaches a rolling boil.

soft boiled 4 minutes
hard boiled 8 minutes

extra bonus: for easier removal of egg shells place boiled eggs in ice water for approx 60 seconds after boiling.

EFF YOU EGG GENIE!!!

do people really mess up eggs like that? i've been boiling eggs forever and have never had a pot of eggs look like that lol


skipidydooda
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 179 Posts
Sunday, April 26, 2009 5:21:52 PM
damn, i love hard boiled eggs, i am so hard for this you have no idea

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Sunday, April 26, 2009 3:46:33 PM
Lol, Lukas. I even KNEW it was a Rick Roll, and I still clicked it.

Rick Rollin' myself FTW.


idiotfilter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3934 Posts
Sunday, April 26, 2009 11:50:05 AM
the sound of a baby crying makes me wanna punch a baby...if only i could find a baby during one of those times...

FNbored
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 28 Posts
Sunday, April 26, 2009 12:46:38 AM
This is the most annoying sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L65niWwsO...

EvilCheeseXY
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 97 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 10:06:21 PM
As lazy as my ass is...I need that Egg-Genie...drat the bacon wave. I po'. I can't afford no bacon...

screaminbean
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 362 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 5:33:16 PM
no...

This is the most annoying sound in the world.


chezgrindr
Male, 13-17, Western US
 17 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 5:21:11 PM
Hahaha

Oh, and the guy from Sham Wow, Vince, got arrested for assaulting a hooker. Yes, a hooker.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/yea...


SPARTAKITTY
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2131 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 5:05:29 PM
@BoNe Juggalo
Now he's doing Slap-Chop.

BoNe_Juggalo
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 347 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 3:42:08 PM
I miss Sham-Wow guy...

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24492 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:09:34 PM
Bacon thing would make the bacon tuff and unedible but hey just my thought. GOtta love the "heavy pot of water!" wow you can lug a heavy egg genie around instead! i guess its not really heavy, what maybe a kilo possible 700 grams, or even 701 grams if it could be that heavy, I dont know, but hey um random Rick Rolled?

Spartano3
Male, 13-17, Canada
 239 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 2:03:53 PM
"Eggs-actly" FRIKIN HATE PUNS!

fnkychkn
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 862 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 11:35:09 AM
Rick roll. Ugh.
And those snuggie things look like something you would wear if you belonged to a cult. blech.

uncleduck
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 301 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 10:20:54 AM
Eating eggs does not elevate cholesterol or increase the risk of heart disease. In fact they are good for the heart and may even reduce cholesterol levels. Dietary cholesterol does not automatically equate to high cholesterol.

However, scrambling and/or highly heating yolks can oxidize the cholesterol which would not be good for you, your heart and cholesterol. So soft boil, poach or eat them raw would be best.


jagenigma
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 144 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 9:43:34 AM
eggs are low calorie
but they have so much damned cholesterol.
i can't believe there is a food with enough cholesterol to put you out if you have heart disease.

Exquisitte
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 126 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 9:10:52 AM
I love how the crap that comes with the product free is always better than the actual product.

ZIMAAgent7
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 514 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 9:00:30 AM
But yeah, rickrolling (the link in lukas' post) is IMO the most annoying sound ever.

ZIMAAgent7
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 514 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 8:53:39 AM
*sigh* Dammit, lukas, you got me. TKD and I already have the Minigun SUV, and we might *accidentally* mistake you for another zombie :P

Fnaty
Male, 18-29, Europe
 8 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 8:40:41 AM
infomercials... I wonder if the guy talking gets more money every time he adds the word "egg" during the commercial...

Fishmanjo
Male, 18-29, Europe
 109 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 8:38:00 AM
is it sad that i want to get them?

happydappy
Male, 13-17, Western US
 43 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 8:14:28 AM
Why is this special enough to be posted?
It's still funny though, like all infomercials that make really easy things seem really hard.

raikun12
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 580 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 7:52:56 AM
combine it with BACONLUBE! ~nature's lube~

FlamedNight
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 397 Posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009 7:40:02 AM
?

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