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5 Super Powers You Can Have Today!

Hits: 16807 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: fancylad
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fr0d0lives
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 8:26:29 AM
"Oh God, it looks like he went to pull a contact out and got carried away! Jesus, man! Put it back! PUT IT BAAAACK!"

^^haha. it made me chuckle.


DavidXJ
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1105 Posts
Monday, April 20, 2009 10:37:55 AM
All the stupid penis jokes, and then no stupid POV porno joke about the camera eyeball? He really missed an opportunity there.

smo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 349 Posts
Monday, April 20, 2009 3:26:08 AM
With the eyeball camera...would he have time to watch everything he does? wouldnt his eye be re recording it?
would you need a epic memory on your hardrive?

vooper
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 110 Posts
Sunday, April 19, 2009 5:10:10 PM
I know I would take out that eye in the gym and wipe it off with a towel and observe the ensuing halarity

yoimmylene
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 2086 Posts
Sunday, April 19, 2009 3:14:02 PM
I was listening to Scatman John's "Invisible Man" when I read the part about invisibility.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:25:39 PM
ok, so, was i the only one who found his sense of humor really annoying?? yea, gimme that active camo and the eye cam... heheheh

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3420 Posts
Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:06:37 AM
And IMO atom is actually very funny. Way better than your precious cracked.com, the articles are funny and don't drag on. There. I said it. Now can we all grow up.

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3420 Posts
Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:05:17 AM
Wow, I want an eyeball camera.

ThatWasFunny
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 704 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 7:59:15 PM
You people should start hating things just because they come from Atom, give them a chance at least.

eggsnham
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1147 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 6:28:09 PM
maybe the eye, not the legs and poo DUDE IM SPIDERMAN!... oh yeah and the invisibility is nice too

nibbled
Male, 18-29, Australia
 41 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 3:51:16 PM
sign me up for a bit of that active camo...

Kyhole
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 75 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 3:29:12 PM
i want every one of them. yes i would sacrifice both of my legs and my eye for that poo

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11420 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 3:16:07 PM
"Since when being half-blind is a super power? It's not like those eyeball-cameras transmit an image into your brain with cool effects and auto-targetting or something."

True, but the first working commercial system of that type went live over 6 years ago (the first prototype goes back to 1978, but wasn't practical due to the lack of small enough computers). The patient lost both eyes in accidents and had cameras transmitting images into his brain. Seriously. Computers inside his skull, connected to his brain, jack sockets in his skull, cameras feeding to the cranial computers through the jack sockets. His vision is crap, but that's better than total blindness. The inventor of the system is dead, but development continues. It should lead to superhuman vision in time - it's not as though things such as night vision and zoom are new to cameras.


xRedheadx3
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2051 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 2:55:37 PM
This is AWESOME.
I really want these things now xD
The downside of invisibility though: pedobear can be watching you without you knowing. O_O

KekS
Male, 18-29, Europe
 599 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 2:49:27 PM
Since when being half-blind is a super power? It's not like those eyeball-cameras transmit an image into your brain with cool effects and auto-targetting or something. And those legless guys are likely to be outrun by a terrifying super villain on a bicycle.

AnwarNova
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2089 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 2:36:32 PM
um they aren't really super powers?

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14130 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 2:23:48 PM
If I could have a super power, I'd want to be Buffetman -- able to eat anything, anytime, any quantity without gaining weight or dropping dead of a stroke or heart attack.

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8858 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 2:05:55 PM
LOL I know right opie.

Zerro
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 640 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 1:23:13 PM
I know.
I don't understand... was there a news release that we should all hate Atom or something?

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 12:42:44 PM
Everyone complains their ass off about Atom, yet they continually get high ratings on I-A-B.

I swear it's just cool to hate now or something.


lolphotoshop
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 410 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:56:50 AM
So, I saw ATOM and went, "Well drat..."
But that was actually alright.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:52:24 AM
the invisibility thing is cool if you dont notice the huge camera and projector following the invisible guy all around

raikun12
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 580 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:48:35 AM
WARNING ATOM ALERT!

Bekll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1976 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 11:16:24 AM
The neat invisibility thing was fascinating.

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3368 Posts
Saturday, April 18, 2009 10:50:49 AM
Meh, they didn't mention Viagra or Alcohol Or Viagrohol (A simple combination of the two).

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