 sumcrazzykid
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 55 Posts
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Sunday, March 22, 2009 9:03:54 AM
LMAO the last law is funny |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
16061 Posts
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Saturday, March 21, 2009 12:28:30 PM
Yeah, there are a lot of laws around now that because of other laws or just the changing times, no one gives a flying f*ck in a bucket about anymore. |
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 musicizdbest
Female, 18-29, Canada
8 Posts
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Friday, March 20, 2009 7:57:06 AM
There were, and I guess sill are, some pretty f***ed up laws around. |
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 JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
725 Posts
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Friday, March 20, 2009 5:38:52 AM
most are just made up. some are real but have been changed to make it seem strangebut some are old laws dating back centrys that arnt in force any more. |
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 Mah_Boi
Male, 18-29, Western US
528 Posts
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Friday, March 20, 2009 2:51:49 AM
New plan: Move to Utah. |
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 simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1435 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:31:23 PM
And they aren't mentioning the Texas law that makes Dildos illegal? XD |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5245 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 9:48:56 PM
i wonder how many times these laws are broken in just an HOUR lmao |
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2586 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 9:41:51 PM
"my home town would be number one..... i've never heard of that though and i mean being as i've lived here my whole life, i think someone would have said something about it before ya'know just a ~hey did you know that...."
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And here you have been all along, having unprotected sex with Satan, I mean someone really should have said something. |
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 Astrid87
Female, 18-29, Europe
250 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:41:54 PM
:O imagine only doing one position all the time! |
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 runeguy37
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
135 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:39:02 PM
The Missionary position one is true for the entire state of Florida too. |
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 _Perfection_
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1783 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 5:06:50 PM
Yeah yeah, old outdated laws and what not.. |
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 Bored2Run
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
267 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 4:58:34 PM
It'd cost more money to abolish these outdated or mundane laws and having civil authorities enforce them than it would just leaving them. That's why police don't bother and local D.A.'s don't pursue prosecution.
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 kaybublz
Female, 18-29, Western US
342 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 4:08:35 PM
my home town would be number one..... i've never heard of that though and i mean being as i've lived here my whole life, i think someone would have said something about it before ya'know just a ~hey did you know that.... |
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 HOLYCRAP1234
Male, 13-17, Western US
1481 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:56:22 PM
I have a dog..... Hmm....
Brb, weighing dog. |
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 Sociophobic
Male, 18-29, Southern US
373 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:50:04 PM
Huh (runs out door to break laws and see if you can actually get arrested for that) |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
1105 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:38:24 PM
Do Rodeo Clowns get so much they needed a law against it? Did they have so many complaints from the horses?
"Hey silver you'll never guess what I just saw!?!?"
"what? the clowns are at it again?" |
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 Lost_Nemmy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
82 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 2:09:21 PM
Haha That was very mildly entertaining. They really need to update these laws. |
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 ElDavo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2168 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 1:27:55 PM
I dare you to arrest someone when you have evidence that they had sex with Satan. Go ahead and see how that works out for you.Also, the commentary in this list was annoying. |
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 dystopia04
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1078 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 1:03:26 PM
some of these were in another post a long time ago. and these (except the first of course) aren't that surprising. of course they are unreasonable, sexist, and an invasion of privacy, but none of them really were that unbelievable (except the first one) |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:52:51 PM
these laws are stupid. |
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 JHSpring26
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
545 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:00:50 PM
Utah is the largest internet porn consuming state? Hua?! Who'd of thought?! Guess you learn something new every day |
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 LadyMorgue
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
1076 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:50:00 AM
...and that, my friends, is why I'm wanted in Massachusetts. |
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 Sapphist
Female, 18-29, Western US
7 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:45:05 AM
Wow, Bakersfield was the first one. I'm amused by my hometown. But now I have to go tell my Devil lover to go buy condoms or we'll get in trouble ):
Of course, if one is having sex with Satan, I don't think laws and legalities would be the first thing on their mind. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:30:40 AM
Most of these look like they were written back when Puritans ruled the roost.Oh wait, they still do. The words are Penis and Vagina. Not dingaling, johnson, dingdong, trouser snake. Not vagee, vagoo, vageegee, hoohah, valeelee, or whatever else you call your privates. EMBRACE THE REAL WORDS! |
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 primetimekin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
8111 Posts
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Thursday, March 19, 2009 11:26:19 AM
1. What thy dont tell you is that Satan is a dog.
2. Sounds very useful.
3. ....Glad im not in Minnesota
4. If it keeps women off the phone, then its a good law
5. Hahahaha i get it..show me...right...
6. they never said use!
7. Fatty farm pets get no love
8. Yay puns!
9. " "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!"
Well you havent met me... just saying...the horse wouldn't get jealous though.
10. *stops doing business in Utah* |
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