 MastaPlan23
Male, 13-17, Western US
 76 Posts
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Sunday, February 07, 2010 9:52:42 PM
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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 DaisyDope
Female, 13-17, Europe
301 Posts
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Sunday, June 07, 2009 6:51:10 AM
Wehn chuck norris falls in water, chuck norris doesnt get wet.water gets chuck norris. |
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 Dinmamma
Female, 13-17, Europe
21 Posts
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Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:35:06 AM
ITS BRUTAL. STOP PINCHING THE BEAR. |
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GrandmasterK
Male, 13-17, Southern US
29 Posts
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Sunday, April 12, 2009 10:43:13 AM
every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on it |
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 Grim-Reaper7
Male, 18-29, Western US
50 Posts
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Friday, March 13, 2009 10:13:22 PM
Chuck Norris does sleep he waits.
Jesus can walk on water Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Under Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin but another fist. |
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 Tani6
Female, 18-29, Southern US
4 Posts
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Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:46:17 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is araid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. |
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 crazydaiz
Female, 18-29, Western US
243 Posts
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Thursday, March 12, 2009 6:56:02 AM
Chuck Norris was bored one day so he decided to make a time machine and go back in time to save various historical figures.
He first went back to the kennedy assasination to save the president.
The only problem was, when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the bullet, the president's head exploded out of the sheer awesomeness |
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 Spartano3
Male, 13-17, Canada
239 Posts
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Thursday, March 12, 2009 6:53:03 AM
Lol I have a Chuck Norris calender, but I didn't find this one in it. "Chuck Norris had a boner, the were no survivors" |
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 sugarfreee
Female, 18-29, Europe
171 Posts
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Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:16:56 AM
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.chuck norris can count from 0 to infinity..TWICE! |
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 Joshguy666
Male, 13-17, Western US
49 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:45:42 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door |
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 mypreciousss
Female, 18-29, Southern US
134 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:28:46 PM
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. |
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mypreciousss
Female, 18-29, Southern US
134 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:22:13 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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 deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
2810 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:20:08 PM
When chuck norris jacks off, every woman in the world gets pregnant. |
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deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
2810 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 9:18:52 PM
Chuck norris CAN believe it's not butter. |
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 Winter_ICE_0
Male, 13-17, Western US
975 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:27:34 PM
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with his piss. |
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 maedene
Male, 18-29, Western US
291 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 7:55:14 PM
Chuck Norris has actually been for 5 years, death is just too afaid to take his soul.Chuck Norris' home has no corners, for only he can appreciate the pure supremenss of the round-house |
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maedene
Male, 18-29, Western US
291 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 7:51:36 PM
In the morning, Chuck Norris grinds coffee beans with his teeth and boils the coffee with his own rage. |
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 SM25
Male, 13-17, Europe
566 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:59:54 PM
If you have 1 Dollar and Chuck Norris has 1 Dollar, he has more money then you. |
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SM25
Male, 13-17, Europe
566 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:53:28 PM
Chuck norris for President of Earth! |
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ballaking14
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
10 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 3:26:00 PM
jesus walks on water, chuck norris walks on jesus hahha |
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 gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
4702 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:09:53 AM
Chuck Norris actually tore the bear in half when he fought it, but it was too awesome for TV so it was edited.Also I find it weird when I remember my grandma's the same age as Chuck... |
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 ESQUEIRO
Male, 30-39, Europe
135 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:00:16 AM
flashback to 2006, when this stuff wasn't old. now it's just dumb. |
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 poetry
Male, 18-29, Southern US
35 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:42:48 AM
who'd win in a fight between chuck norris and godtrick question, chuck norris IS god |
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 emmajean89
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
54 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 7:17:13 AM
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesnt push up, he pushes the earth down. |
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 h0ax_d3m0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
2478 Posts
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009 5:49:48 AM
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul. Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich. |
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