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Man Arrested in Sex Vacuum Case

Hits: 14810 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: duphregne
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cahalla
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 967 Posts
Thursday, April 16, 2009 6:54:00 PM
disgusting

trp712
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2223 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 11:50:26 PM
Wow.....just wow....

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 11:26:01 PM
> Evilcupcake
> what they didn't charge him for solicitation of sex? cause correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he have to pay to turn the vacuum on?

Hmmm, tricky one. Technically he's the John and the vacuum is the Trickster, but on the other hand he didn't obtain Consent from the vacuum first, and I doubt the vacuum is over 17 years of age...


barrooo
Male, 30-39, Europe
 407 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 11:24:07 PM
I wonder if I can patent the idea of a sex vacumn... Dragons Den here I come

Evilcupcake
Male, 30-39, Western US
 82 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 11:10:27 PM
what they didn't charge him for solicitation of sex? cause correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he have to pay to turn the vacuum on?

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 7:21:21 PM
N.. not Florida...?

burnin_roses
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 292 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 7:17:34 PM
lmfao

infinitypt11
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 21 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 5:26:31 PM
my hometown....
the things people do

White_Wolfos
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1155 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 5:12:58 PM
Hey Painter, I've seen things posted on here concerning the ol' mitten a year after they've happened.

We're not all crazy all the time. Like Florida. :P


maceizballin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 912 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 4:23:05 PM
"uh...we'll just go with handcuffs..."

papasmurfe
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 323 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 4:07:56 PM
"mmmmhmmmm. " Hey MOM! wheres the vaccum."

its a win win situation also. you get your jolies and theres no clean up! YAYYYYY!!!


Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 3:59:59 PM
another foiled love story, reminds me of romeo and juliet

piemaster
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 227 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 3:08:16 PM
No Contest
n. Quitting smash bros. in the middle of a match

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 3:06:50 PM
> quentinb
> Lionhart2, that's why the shopvac is so popular...

I'll take your word for it...


quentinb
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 194 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 1:17:27 PM
Lionhart2, that's why the shopvac is so popular...

Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1378 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 12:30:32 PM
Michigan again, what the f#ck is up with those people over there. Twice a week it's either Michigan or Florida do thye most f#cked up thing concievable.

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 11:57:02 AM
I'm guessing I wasn't the only one who immediately heard that "Car Wash" song playing in their heads when they read this...

Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1661 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 10:59:50 AM
I read "chase" and was expecting a story/video of a high speed chase, the cops vs the man "riding" his vacuum.

Oh deary dear.


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 10:58:04 AM
> FxyRoxy777
> this isnt the first time a guy has stuck his wanker into a vacuum

Me and some mates got talking that over at the pub one day, and we came to the conclusion that all household vacuums are too small to do it. We contacted a vacuum manufacturer's consumer line and asked them, "out of scientific curiosity", if this was a deliberate policy or accidental. They confirmed that it is deliberate, to avoid being sued for nasty injuries. I guess the girlfriend who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose is the safe limit.


dystopia04
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1078 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 10:13:18 AM
wow...

Tekno
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 1202 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 9:55:27 AM
Man, this story SUCKS. lol

GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1298 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 9:52:28 AM
oh come on, everyone knows that carwash has the hottest vacuums, and the nicest wiper fluid. forbidden love is the best kind!! lol

FxyRoxy777
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 659 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 9:49:40 AM
i'm sure this isnt the first time a guy has stuck his wanker into a vacuum

vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1229 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 9:25:46 AM
I was about to say something like: "Leave the man alone if he likes to do it with his vacuum cleaner".

But seriously, what's wrong with people like him?


je_scream
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 766 Posts
Monday, March 02, 2009 9:16:23 AM
damn, my relatives just keep making the news. first my dad now granddad *shakes head in shame

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