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33 Simple Sex Tips to Turn Her On

Hits: 31509 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Sunday, March 01, 2009 6:59:08 PM
No to pretty much all of them. Though I wouldn't mind getting back rubs more often because every time i get them they last a grand total of 30 seconds. Like 5 minutes would really kill you...

theferret
Female, 18-29, Western US
 213 Posts
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 8:40:03 AM
1. no
2. yes
3. no - saying it is good, but wearing it??
4. yes/no - whispering is good, but that's a little awkward
5. yes/no -i cherish anything he gives me
6. meh
7. YES!
8. yes/no - would be nice, but that's just unlikely
9. yes/no - don't do this if she lives with her parents
10. yesish - i love it when he brushes my hair
11. yes
12. sure ok
13. depends... food in bed for me equals cat hair in food
14. NO
15. no - stick to hands/tongue
16. no
17. no - tub is too small
18. yes/no - just soapy hands works
19. maybe yes
20. yes sometimes
21. no
22. ouch
23. NO!
24. maybe?
25. yes
26. no
27. meh
28. huh?
29. ouch
30. sometimes
31. yes
32. what?
33. no

driftingby
Female, 13-17, Western US
 59 Posts
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 7:23:40 PM
someof these were pretty creepy to me like
Embrace Her Until She Makes the Move to Leave or Buy Her a Silk Thong but the "explain why you love her" part was cute.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Monday, February 23, 2009 9:43:32 PM
This should be titled, "How to be a testicleless douchebag".

Ria25
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 123 Posts
Monday, February 23, 2009 6:48:29 PM
Ok I found most of these stupid, like the chilled gapes for example, wtf? I don't want cold fruit near my bits ok. But here are the ones I thought were good tips 20,21,22,28 and 29.

dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 16276 Posts
Monday, February 23, 2009 4:20:30 PM
...Is this a joke?

BlackiPod
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1236 Posts
Monday, February 23, 2009 7:36:12 AM
ConverseUK is totally right. In fact, he stole the words out of my mouth

AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:24:21 PM
"How i see it is....if u dont get slapped on the face for it, then she liked it"

If that's true, girls LOVE being roofied, in my experience.


h0ax_d3m0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2538 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:12:20 PM
im shocked.

h0ax_d3m0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2538 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 6:12:05 PM
you mean getting totally mortal drunk, yelling and screaming in the front garden for half an hour, pissing in the closet and puking at the foot of the bed with one eye open trying to focus on her does'nt do it for her!?

ConverseUK
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1297 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 3:27:32 PM
FFS are most men really that helpsless as to need a guide?

Here's a guide: be yourself and do whatever feels natural.

If a girl really cares about you, then she won't mind if you don't buy her things or whisper dirties in her ear at a party.

Its like the 'how to know if a girl is faking an orgasm thing'...I mean SERIOUSLY?! It doesn't MATTER...if she doesn't like it, she should tell you...thats called BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP.


Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 2:15:43 PM
nice way to turn a mexican dish into a bondage session

brownsugar3
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 304 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 1:58:12 PM
i agree with AKappy...although like 2 or 3 i can personally say work....but like someone else mentioned...not all girls are the same, dont group them all in one category. How i see it is....if u dont get slapped on the face for it, then she liked it

Nibiski
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 1:56:10 PM
What the drat is this?

Moopgasm
Male, 18-29, Canada
 252 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 1:54:32 PM
LOL SO GAY

Mrsparks795
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 414 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 1:45:59 PM
""Then devour both her and the fruit."
cannibalism, the fastest way to a woman's heart... literally"

LOL!


SarahJ86
Female, 18-29, Europe
 497 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 1:09:11 PM
My tip would be to ignore those tips and treat women as individuals rather than grouping us all together and assuming that most of us want or like the same things from a man!

nullnill
Male, 18-29, Europe
 12 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 1:02:54 PM
turn her on?!
how about using a club to turn her off and than start the party.... kidding.

girls, mind pointing out the exact things from the article that do not work ?


AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 12:19:31 PM
I feel like you should do whatever comes to your own head to make the woman you love feel loved. Don't read somebody else's list, because your actions lose their sincerity and are no longer genuine.

heartx3jess
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1576 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 12:05:12 PM
Miakauisan, i totally agree. This article made me laugh my ass off. If a guy did half these things i would just laugh at him.

patthebaker
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1850 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 11:53:46 AM
god damn it. :(

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 10:19:08 AM
f*ck sincerity, look at your partner not as an individual, but as a game. if both partners can pleasure each other more than anyone else then that's what i call love.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 9:06:01 AM
Oh and one more tip; have a long term relationship. Only after 4 years of being with my boyfriend do I really feel comfortable saying and doing exactly what I like.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 9:03:39 AM
I think everything in this article is very, very true. I wouldn't necessarily enjoy having my lipstick applied by my boyfriend, but everything else was good. Especially doing and saying affectionate and sexy things when you're not expecting sex at that moment; If I've been ignored all day, I'm not going to be instantly turned on when he wants sex.

miakauisan
Female, 18-29, Western US
 150 Posts
Sunday, February 22, 2009 8:52:50 AM
I coulnd't read all of it....I barely got through the first page without falling out of my chair laughing. Go nuts guys...do these...lemme know how it works out for you.

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