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Everybody's On Cocaine

Hits: 10521 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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sascrawtch
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 16 Posts
Friday, February 20, 2009 11:06:12 PM
nice mullet...douchebag


koondawg
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 26 Posts
Friday, February 20, 2009 11:12:37 AM
98% of the teenage population has tried or is using
cocaine. If you haven't, copy and paste this in your signature line.

lesmith11
Female, 18-29, Europe
 205 Posts
Friday, February 20, 2009 8:53:20 AM
And to metalhead...

I think the whole point of the experiment was that there WAS food and water in the cage...it's just that the rat refused to have it...it wasn't deprived at all


lesmith11
Female, 18-29, Europe
 205 Posts
Friday, February 20, 2009 8:51:14 AM
Thats only 3% of the population...not exactly the end of the world

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Friday, February 20, 2009 6:18:47 AM
deathxtra, its actually 92%

and i didnt make those up. i remember wtaching a show on cocaine and it said something like that.


are the ones i said exactly it? no, but their prety damn close
any statistic i post is from memory. if its a random statistic, you can trust it more and if its random and about drugs, you can probably quote me and not be wrong.

dont know why. my mind absorbs useless informartion and i know a crapload about drugs.


AznFriday
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 9:42:33 PM
*pulls up a chair* Any marshmallows left for me?

deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 6:20:24 PM
habbazoot,


80% of statistics are made up on the spot.


habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 12:40:53 PM
i got up to 1:50
first, you dont smoke cocain like the guy who said it was like sex. that would be crack. second, why would you choose between cocaine and baseball? choose both! some canadian guy did. apparently, he slid headfirst everytime because he had vials of cocain in his back pocket. and heroin creates a much much worse craving than cociane, and maybe crack.

the 8 million people fact is probably true. i know in the 70s like 1 in 10 people ages 18-39 at least tried cocaine. and why do christians always get blamed and called retards? just because ike 5% of christians in the bible belt look like retards doesnt mean that we're all retards


and bored, i hope you realize how BS the fact is and that the average lifspan of a paper money bill is like a year. maybe a few years.


and lionhart, you make me luagh! yay!


clumsyhans
Male, 18-29, Western US
 146 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 12:24:59 PM
Thank you, OrangeCrow. Stereotypes are pretty lame.

GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1298 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 9:36:53 AM
why even bother with cocaine when half the country can get adoral?
plenty of jesus freaks are on adoral- no nose bleeds, no drug dealers (except doctors and pharmacists of course)

Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1661 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 7:27:20 AM
Apparently, in America over 98% of all paper contains trace amounts of cocaine.

Everything is terrible again? Like off the video of the random scottish kid?


coolbananas
Female, 18-29, Australia
 861 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 5:14:28 AM
HAHA! yea.. see all these kids, yea by the time they r 13 they will ALL be on crack...
haha

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 3:45:37 AM
People were being stoned all the time in the Old Testament...

OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1208 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:15:12 AM
Stereotyping for the lose.

Not all Christians are like that. >_> I'm pretty mellow myself.


junkaddy
Female, 30-39, Western US
 261 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 1:45:48 AM
funny, funny, funny! it's amazing how clueless people can be...and how they assume everyone else is just as clueless as they are.

digganob
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 134 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 1:18:55 AM
... and "Yuppie" is an arguably derogatory term for a "Young Urban Professional". Usually just out of college and making more money than they know how to spend.

digganob
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 134 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 1:16:28 AM
You're much more likely to actually SEE Jesus if you use LSD instead.

Pilanus
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 674 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 11:53:17 PM
Oh no, think of the children, they will grow up to be people, the stupidest known creatures on the planet. They will get addicted to drugs and it's all because they don't have Jesus...

Is Christianity so desperate that they are turning Everything they can possibly think of into a recruitment ad?


Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1539 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 11:35:55 PM
Baalthazaq, I'm guessing they just asked people, and back in the 80's you weren't RaDiCaL if you didn't do coke. its like asking preschoolers if they ever killed a man, some will say yes.

Hypersapien
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 112 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:34:17 PM
Any other +30 people here feeling any genuine hatred for Jennifer6716 right now?

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:10:05 PM
Peterboner's question "where did 'everyone' come from?"
The "everyone" in the original post comes from a deep seated need to justify his own belief system by trashing someone else's.

To Primetime and NE028:
Sorry, I don't have time to build a pie chart, but feel free to link to my old post on the topic.


krath
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 264 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:06:40 PM
Is there anything Christians can't twist into some sort of recruitment crap?...

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:01:56 PM
So lets see.
This is a PSA about cocaine in the 1980s.
A drug many thought was harmless at the time.
They got pretty much everything right.

Meanwhile you have people like Boadicea down there who is going "DUH, ITS ADDICTIVE!" not pausing to take the time to get that the people in the video know that, they're speaking to the many people who didn't think so in the 1980s. Saying as it was made in the 1980s that's reasonable.

So what are your actual complaints? It has Jesus in the video, and quite frankly, even from the original post, the complaints are lies.

"Christians think everyone is on cocaine".
They said 8 million. That's out of 250 million. Later figures show that it peaked at over 24 million people who tried it. They were under-reporting if anything.

Link to some basic info.


jennifer6716
Female, 13-17, Canada
 468 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:39:23 PM
...what's a yuppie?

themetalhead
Female, 13-17, Australia
 156 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:37:52 PM
and also, they can't assume 'anyone given a choice of food and water or cocaine would choose cocaine' after testing it on a rat. How would the rat KNOW that it would be deprived food and water FOREVER if it chose the cocaine?! And I'm not surprised AT ALL that the rat pushed it so many times.

By the way, where did these guys get the crack in the first place?


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