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Chimpanzee Goes On Killing Rampage

Hits: 5442 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: fancylad
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TunaKitteh
Female, 13-17, Western US
 47 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 7:11:05 AM
Almost any wild animal can hurt/kill you.
That's why you don't have chimps as pets as well as lions, tigers, leopards etc. -.-

Surfingninja
Female, 18-29, Western US
 743 Posts
Thursday, February 19, 2009 2:37:36 AM
Obviously he was tired of drinking drugged up tea. bitches.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 5:49:36 PM
Oh god.. that's just a horrendously sad story...

PandaLoMein
Male, 18-29, Asia
 189 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 8:55:47 AM
Just to be clear, poster: is it sad because the monkey was killed, or that he was stopped?

Also, she,"stabbed the chimp that she loved, like a child." Now I'm not sure if she stabbed the chimp like a child, or that she stabbed him like she would stab a child, or whether she loved the chimp like he was a her child. I'm confused. The English language is stupid.

It'd be hard to have a chimp as a pet. Imagine having a child that could rip your face off if he didn't get his way.


Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1661 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 7:05:13 AM
First of all, you shouldn't even HAVE chimps as pets.
Secondly, WHY didnt she have any tranquilisers?
and thirdly, if Id been locked up and used as a source of entertainment for 14 years, and then you gave me drugs (which would prolly affect chimps diffrent from people), Id go apepoo too.

Xenophonix
Female, 18-29, Europe
 190 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 6:34:01 AM
When I saw the description on the vid I thought the chimp was the one stabbing people with the knife! I thought that would be cool - well, not for the people being stabbed I guess...

I hate primates


RedBrother
Male, 18-29, Europe
 134 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:37:47 AM
why didn't they tell us whether the daft mean person owner is gonna be charged over this? daft bitch

draquoir
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1059 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:27:20 AM
Peta gonna get all upin dis.

s0rd3dvis1on
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2409 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:48:18 AM
well this seems like a classic case of home sickness and individuality, inadequacy and betrayal. (on a lighter note) I think the chimp just no longer had all the bitches he could handle because of o more work coming in. His lichour cabinet was dry and couldn't pay the rent.

maxxb117
Male, 18-29, Canada
 380 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:30:05 AM
That's a scary looking monkey

Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2180 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:19:04 AM
How come the owners didn't had a tranquilizer gun with them? All owner of savage animals are required by law to have one at all time.

murrymalty
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2904 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 2:31:30 AM
...pet chimp
want

kristy22587
Female, 18-29, Australia
 54 Posts
Wednesday, February 18, 2009 2:13:50 AM
ohh thats so sad :(

White_Wolfos
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1155 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:52:10 PM
I like monkeys, and I like orangutans. Heck - even gorillas can be cool sometimes.

Chimps were on my bad side, and now you can be sure I'll never look one in the eye again - knowing they're well capable of tearing my face off and surviving multiple stab wounds.


SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3368 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 9:02:21 PM
wild
   /waɪld/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wahyld] Show IPA Pronunciation
adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun
–adjective
1. living in a state of nature; not tamed or domesticated: a wild animal;

Let's evaluate this definition for a moment then ask ourselves, why such a thing might happen?


graphfix
Male, 13-17, Canada
 109 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 8:00:40 PM
that's so sad ... poor chimp

outfire
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 533 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:26:02 PM
Yea, generally there are reasons why we shouldn't keep chimpanzees as pets, such as the whole they can overpower us thing.

Also: "primates suck! they are so dumb. us cephalopods are so much more intelligent. i mean don't primates have basic logic?" Made me lol.


ghoulie11
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 361 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:22:01 PM
Why did a 70 year old own a chimp in the first place?

Chiburashka
Male, 18-29, Western US
 294 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:16:59 PM
The chimp didn't go crazy, the chimp went chimp.

crazyjelly
Male, 13-17, Canada
 73 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 7:08:51 PM
i hate chimps i want to kill them all but i know thats bad and there just part of life so i hope humans would learn that we shouldint mess with animals like that.

ReesesPieces
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1697 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:54:12 PM
awww....that's so sad. he went crazy.

Harijuku
Female, 18-29, Europe
 392 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:42:30 PM
Poor lady! I'd be devastated if my face got mutilated ;/ Chimps piss me off. Gorillas and those little monkeys with cute faces are okay but not chimps ;| I saw a clip of some chimps eating a baby chimp's face after killing it before. Does that seem cute to you?

caboose117
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1201 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:42:12 PM
"
chimps are vicous muthafudgeas. they get to be 3 times as strong as humans"

Apparently, that's due to their increased lever arm of their muscles! That provides more torque, which in turn shows their increased strength. Yay physics! I hate my life.


madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6464 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:39:23 PM
all animals can be domesticated? heh

yes_finn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 93 Posts
Tuesday, February 17, 2009 6:32:37 PM
wait, he didn't tear anyone's genitals off?

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