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The Boner Song

Hits: 9433 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: littlemissqt
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trashcan7
Male, 13-17, Western US
 567 Posts
Saturday, September 05, 2009 1:17:07 PM
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han5nah
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 740 Posts
Friday, March 06, 2009 3:31:00 PM
hahaha... i wonder if any of those boners were REAL!? XD

catsrule313
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 393 Posts
Sunday, February 08, 2009 6:48:42 PM
hahaha.

tiggerwitch1
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 591 Posts
Friday, January 16, 2009 11:49:49 AM
@ GosuPaul, as weird as that explanation is, it makes a lot of sense when thinking about my bf

Khronnus
Male, 18-29, Europe
 622 Posts
Friday, January 16, 2009 5:16:44 AM
HAHA. So true as well... Well except for cutting it off.

quiknas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 459 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 9:59:11 PM
what about a blue balls song?

GosuPaul
Male, 18-29, Western US
 517 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 9:29:16 PM
The first "Bababababababababaabababa" lead-in thingy with the guys shaking their butts in dresses was frsking hilarious.

And yes, guys get boners at completely random times.

My theory?

In the caveman days, our bodies created a 'random-boner' mechanism which pretty much forced us to have sex everytime we got a boner. This was because the people who didn't have this mechanism never reproduced because Sabertooth tigers NEVER eat you at convenient times. So, the people who got random boners, would have kids because the boner would be random and it's like "Woah! Gotta have sex." so it's like insurance that their little soldiers will find a barracks.

It's our body's natural way of making sure the human race stays alive by giving completely random spurts of horny-bonerness.

Hard to defeat that logic, eh?


toans
Male, 13-17, Australia
 414 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:44:06 PM
That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

Since everyone else is doing it...
what do women know


JJRed88
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 165 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:05:32 PM
Alice and Aleighsuh, guys get boners at completly random, and often inappropriate, moments.
As for what to do when you need to get stuff done with a boner, two words: Duct. Tape. ;)

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 4:04:58 PM
HA.

Genderwin.

:)


greengiant
Male, 13-17, Europe
 686 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:54:13 PM
I sure hope so Aleighsuh otherwise I might need therapy. . . . . .

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:53:41 PM
Actually, cats have a tendency to get almost any man aroused. ;D

Aleighsuh
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 103 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:32:22 PM
What the hell?
mowing the lawn, petting your cat?
guys don't really get aroused by cats do they?

Slade8
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 958 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:09:12 PM
Not their best, but still hilarious.

reidcook1000
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 384 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:49:42 PM
lmao never slam a door aaaaaaaaahahaha

Pooptart19
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2280 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:40:00 PM
Holy crap. The face Trevor makes when he's petting the cat. Priceless.

fr0d0lives
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 11:27:52 AM
paahahaaa.
if i was a guy, i'd sing this song all the time.

=P


starlasatur9
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 142 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 11:26:29 AM
WKUK, how ive missed you

dljudo92
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 488 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 11:11:50 AM
habba, i think it says "Never write a sketch with a boner". b/c they do a sketch show

habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2147 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:56:49 AM
at the end, does it say "never have sex with a boner"?
because that just doesnt work

mctsirikosj
Male, 13-17, Europe
 55 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:40:29 AM
The fridge on the boner? it would help it die down but that would just damn hurt!

sup_weenie
Female, 18-29, Western US
 341 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 9:44:52 AM
i love wkuk.

the boner song makes me wanna be a dude.


amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 9:39:42 AM
NARB

No Apparent Reason Boner


Lou-Saydus
Male, 13-17, Western US
 217 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 9:25:42 AM
"That was pretty stupid..
why would you get a boner hugging your mum? or feeding your kid...or petting your cat o.O"

lol women.


Swisskid10
Male, 13-17, Europe
 105 Posts
Thursday, January 15, 2009 9:23:41 AM
The part where he slammed his boner in the fridge is definately a context where you're aloud to use the word jozyxqk.

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