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How To Pick Up Girls At A Bar (Or Anywhere Else)

Hits: 13984 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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Pijamas
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 59 Posts
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 2:44:59 PM
I know I know, but it's the holidays :)
So lets just all be happy.
Hahaha

alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1168 Posts
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 9:14:01 AM
pijamas my one and only comment on the subject

Surfingninja
Female, 18-29, Western US
 743 Posts
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 8:07:23 AM
This wouldn't work on me because I would be like, "you come to a bar, sit down next to me, and pull out a piece of string and some cards? I'm out."

friday13th77
Female, 18-29, Canada
 26 Posts
Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:37:47 AM
i couldn't stop staring at his hair! That takes me back to junior high in the 90s where all the boys had to have that hair. I still think it is disgusting

Ughhzombie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 230 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:41:56 PM
That was almost as cool as that dude's hair...

Pijamas
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 59 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 4:51:24 PM
alfie... no offense, but I think you should just let it go. I agree with you completely, but there really is no point in arguing with that kind of stubbornness.
Just a waste of time really...

wakeofshadow
Female, 13-17, Asia
 173 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 4:30:32 PM
awww those would have made me laugh... i would have thought that would have been somewhat impressive/ interesting with the ideas behind it. damn.

alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1168 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 1:02:56 PM
Iroj cud u kindly shut the f.uck up please im not saying that the other lads joining in are completely right in what they are saying but you are making arguements that are indicating to towards female liberation whilst confining the general gender to gold diggers and whores and yourself you cant try and make a valid point about something when you yourself arent helping "the cause" yes men can be douchebags but women generally dont care for things like this. you are NOT living in the 60s so burning your bra and doing a song and dance about something that obviously hasnt happened truelly to you is like a cat explaining how to bark. i have been on the recieving end of countless relationships where the girl has treated me like just a ragdoll for her use and it wasnt a good experience.

so keep going on like you are youre not helping your cause because ur not a femenist you are a fascist


alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1168 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 12:45:42 PM
"it wont go.. coz.. *HIC* .. its moving.. *hic* im on tv" they wudnt have been impressed he looks and sounds like a sleaze

paulyshore
Female, 18-29, Canada
 90 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:32:34 AM
this is a campy mess, you come up to me with this trick in a bar - the furthest level you're getting to is friendly aquaintance.
i've got a line that works pretty much all the time:
"hey".
groundbreaking, i know.

death123
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 103 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 11:49:41 PM
Stupid he bribed them with the shinny things on the string

Aleighsuh
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 103 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 8:49:12 PM
Well he sounded smart, and I LOVEE smart boys, so thats cool. and he looked like sonic, that's a plus. but it's too bad that I already knew all those tricks, so it wouldn't work.

only on the stupid girls


GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1298 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 8:20:33 PM
oh, btw that guys is SO in my face

GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1298 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 8:19:39 PM
so what, he like gets his women with bits of shiny things attached to string?

marcus22
Male, 18-29, Canada
 7 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 7:58:16 PM
omfg that hurts to watch. amazingly he manages to appear both homosexual and painfully try-hard. that said, some guys have success with palm reading and basic body language routines, but not while acting like a clown.

CharlieA
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 503 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 6:52:32 PM
I got as far as "I am your host, Brian Brushwood." What a tool.

LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3481 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 6:17:41 PM
There are women on IAB?

ChiliSoup
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 54 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 4:32:58 PM
Are all Brazilians that hot? wow.

megann_exoh
Female, 13-17, Europe
 693 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 3:55:54 PM
at 24 seconds i was unable to watch due to loss of bladder control caused by excessive laughing.

dm2754
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3122 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 3:45:28 PM
Wow, I never knew that you could use elementary schoolyard tricks to pick up women! I'm going to have to make a fortune teller device to get girls next time I go to the bar! *sarcasm*

MorgueDoll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 84 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 3:35:06 PM
that guys hair is the biggest scam. what was he thinking?

ShadowMaus
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 83 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 3:21:26 PM
"I have no sympathy for the whores who dress like skanks and open their legs for any man then cry about it later...."

I have plenty of sympathy for them!

Sorry, just seemed like a good time for a bad joke.


whipsmart
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 669 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 2:34:15 PM
heh. Bart Simpson.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 2:27:07 PM
1.) I would go to a bar to find men.

2.) I don't date porcupines.


The-Sentinel
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1166 Posts
Monday, December 29, 2008 2:27:07 PM
Who would actually take dating advice from something called "scam school"!?

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