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How To Survive A Bear Attack

Hits: 6128 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: techgeek07
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80sman
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 2 Posts
Thursday, January 01, 2009 12:46:22 AM
hahaha

bolives
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Friday, December 26, 2008 12:09:33 PM
I should try this.

djmofo117
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 31 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 8:19:23 PM
isnt davy normally very anti religious i feel like hes mocking us in someway by saying Merry Christmas

sponged
Male, 18-29, Europe
 564 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 11:15:43 AM
thats why i never get mauled by a bear i slap them on the nose works every time

cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1326 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 11:07:20 AM
I'm sure all that bear wanted was a hug and some christmas dinner

DVLDRVR666
Male, 13-17, Canada
 620 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 11:05:24 AM
If I was a bear and someone played dead...I'd be like "oh sweet, free food" and eat the person!!!

s0rd3dvis1on
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2409 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 4:32:49 AM
to all those people not busy beating up bears. Merry Christmas

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12137 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 2:39:42 AM
Bears, you say?

*tries to stay on-topic, but can't contain himself*

Black Bears are cool. And everyone knows the opposite of black bears is polar bears. And they're vaguely Christmassy. Which leads circuitously on to the next point:

MERRY CHRISTMAS I-A-Bers! HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY!


owen402006
Male, 13-17, Canada
 111 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 2:30:06 AM
You CAN'T play dead if it is a black bear you are facing. Everyone who lives near black bears knows that if a black bear attacks it attacks to kill and if you "play dead" it will just start eating you from the back. The only thing you can do is fight him.

chad_the_bad
Male, 13-17, Western US
 142 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 1:43:25 AM
Merry Christmas!!!!!

lol this was funny but a little late for all those poor souls that got turned into hibernation chow about a month or two ago.
4/4


Yushi
Female, 18-29, Canada
 417 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 1:28:53 AM
That was surprisingly informational. Interesting!

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:31:23 AM
What I've seen posted on signs around the forests in the bear infested areas near me is that, if the bear is about to attack, you should wave your arms around and make deep loud noises. High pitched nosies sound like their prey. Though I suppose the bears around here are pretty small, so waving around would make sense if you're about the same size as the bear.

Cougars, though? That's a whoooole different story.


Biscuits
Male, 13-17, Europe
 92 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:20:18 AM
Have a good christmas

SM25
Male, 13-17, Europe
 566 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:08:45 AM
Merry christmas!! Funny video also!!

cmanatlan
Male, 13-17, Western US
 610 Posts
Thursday, December 25, 2008 12:03:33 AM
Merry Christmas!

techgeek07
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2577 Posts
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 10:30:15 PM
Link: How To Survive A Bear Attack [Rate Link] - So you’ve finally escaped to the great outdoors. Good for you. But watch out for bears--or die!


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