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The 6 Most Pointlessly Elaborate Movie Murder Plot

Hits: 11859 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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Ninjakunai2
Male, 13-17, Western US
 220 Posts
Monday, December 08, 2008 7:24:04 PM
well the dark knight you kind of have to create yourself what you think happened, add in the details yourself. l like the leg that lands on the ground when kurt russel hits the girls car.

Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2566 Posts
Monday, December 08, 2008 11:57:10 AM
lameeeeeeeee

Tarkon
Male, 18-29, Western US
 47 Posts
Monday, December 08, 2008 7:55:48 AM
I disagree with the Dark Knight entry - I think the point of the Joker is that he's so drated up and hate filled that, while he's fine dying at any minute, he wants to do as much damage as possible before he goes. So he has plan after plan after plan. I'm sure he had more plans after the boats, or other plans in case one failed. He was also fine with just being shot in the face by Harvey.

luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2402 Posts
Sunday, December 07, 2008 7:13:25 AM
Shooting someone in the face is not a better way to end it, whatever happened to fancy decapitations?

MORNAF1
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 554 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 10:05:27 PM
did anyone else notice that all his "better" ways were just shooting the guy in the face?

vintagepizza
Female, 13-17, Australia
 466 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 9:38:56 PM
The ones on the list didn't sound that crazy. There has to be better ones I just can't think of any. Oh well.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4552 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 5:56:25 PM
Oh man, I *love* Cube. I seriously need to buy it.

vitaliy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1671 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 4:56:03 PM
SoxXxhXcxSeX: You haven't seen Star Wars or The Matrix? Wtf 0_o

LKJSlain
Female, 18-29, Western US
 649 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 4:11:10 PM
I think that the guy who wrote this didn't really understand the POINT of the Joker's character in the new Christopher Nolan films. The joker doesn't HAVE an solid plans, he just "does stuff" and "goes with whatever happens" one of the things that makes him INTRUIGING IS the fact that he doesn't even know what half of his planning is going to ammount to...

He even says something to this effect to Dent in the hospital. Or, we can at least summarize it in a way by the dialogue there.


1williamsg
Male, 18-29, Europe
 312 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 3:43:05 PM
i watched cube 3 and liked that one but it was a cube with 4 dimensions which had timetravel and different realities and other random things in it which made it enjoyable in my opinion it also had a slight story line which helped

n0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
 342 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 3:11:37 PM
cube was a masterpiece - of course, you need to appreciate that kind of movie to really enjoy it.

SoxXxhXcxSeX
Female, 18-29, Asia
 491 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:43:08 PM
i havent seen any of those movies lol
i only know 80s movies but i cant recall the names since i'm like from the 80s :drat what wanna do some drugs drat yea your so rightious drat YEAAA

domisgood
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5786 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:37:15 PM
'It would consist of a guy shooting someone IN THE FACE. Face shooting is absolutely key here.'

whilst listening to R&B and shouting at them to cooperate


AnwarNova
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2089 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:31:24 PM
at last...someone speaks against Dark knight..i still don't understand how imdb could have such a high rating for it when the PLOT IS FULL OF 2 meter wide holes

SamVimes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:14:53 PM
Cube wasted 90 minutes of my life, and I want them back.

videogamer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 3031 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:01:58 PM
Joolin: "Really, imagine a movie written by the person who wrote that article - it would be about 5 minutes long and would consist of a guy shooting someone and then getting arrested."

It would consist of a guy shooting someone IN THE FACE. Face shooting is absolutely key here.


Monsdurr
Male, 13-17, Western US
 751 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 1:40:52 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who thought the plot of The Dark Knight was drating stupid.

MapleFr3ak
Male, 13-17, Western US
 634 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 1:35:16 PM
I visit cracked everyday anyway, so there's not much of a point (to me) to post the cracked links.

Ty-Force
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 396 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 12:57:40 PM
I agree with whenislunch. Go ahead and make a batman movie without all of the awesomeness the joker does. I must admit I haven't been too happy with batman movies recently but I have to say you wouldn't have super hero movies without it. If you want to know how he did all of that shi* my answer is it's Gotham City. that's why.

himmm
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 191 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 10:50:27 AM
Amen!

Joolin
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1004 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 10:22:14 AM
The writer seems to have missed the most important part of movies: THEY'RE MOVIES!! Have you ever heard of suspension of disbelief? Of course these things would never happen in real life, but thats the point! People watch movies to escape real life. It's like complaining about Mario games because in real life, solid platforms can not float in mid air. Really, imagine a movie written by the person who wrote that article - it would be about 5 minutes long and would consist of a guy shooting someone and then getting arrested.

sarahmiche
Female, 18-29, Canada
 123 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 10:03:09 AM
Aha, very nice.

Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
 502 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 9:58:00 AM
All the world's problems can be solved with a shot in the face...

WhenIsLunch
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 460 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 9:39:42 AM
but its the pointless murder plots that make the movies interesting!

Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 9:30:54 AM
xD that was funny :P ty for this post

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