Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Next > Jump to:  Bottom  Last Post
 whkchan
Male, 13-17, Australia
 2 Posts
|
Saturday, April 03, 2010 11:51:07 AM
this video is boring should read real screwed up stories man fml stories |
|
 Kay62442
Female, 13-17, Western US
870 Posts
|
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 12:13:42 PM
'This video has been removed by user.'?:( |
|
 IONIC
Male, 18-29, Canada
164 Posts
|
Sunday, January 25, 2009 2:08:22 AM
The worst day of my life? The day my newborn kitten, scrabbles, was crushed by my falling grandfather as he suffered a massive stroke on my parents toolshed. And then the tool shed roof collapsed, crushing my brother eddie, who was using the tool shed for a make out spot with 2 other male 8th graders (apparently he was a flaming homosexual). They all died, so each of their parents sued mine, who were unable to come up with the dough. So, they lost their house, the judicial system decided to garnish their wages, and now, being unable to support me, they sold my sorry ass into slavery, where i was viciously raped numerous times by the caretakers german shephard, Lobo. When i tried to escape, the caretaker had my legs surgically removed, and replaced them with two large bee hives. The honey is awesome, but the bees constantly sting me on my genitalia while I try and listen to the prince albums on my mp3 player while simaltaneously harvesting turnips with the other slaves. I like pancakes! |
|
 french88
Female, 18-29, Western US
98 Posts
|
Monday, January 05, 2009 10:24:05 PM
Makes me even more grateful I have a son and not a daughter.... sorry! |
|
 MJisRAD
Female, 13-17, Southern US
55 Posts
|
Sunday, December 14, 2008 3:50:21 PM
theyre so drating retarded. |
|
 wangbroom
Male, 30-39, Western US
5 Posts
|
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:20:21 AM
i hate american idol so much that i loved the disappointment sooo much , but reading IONIC'S story had me rolling in my own piss laughing thats some funny ass stuff |
|
 drsatan6669
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
10 Posts
|
Sunday, November 30, 2008 10:08:26 AM
Lmao...that was funny!!! |
|
 lemurs366
Female, 18-29, Canada
381 Posts
|
Saturday, November 29, 2008 9:08:19 PM
props to the older sister |
|
IONIC
Male, 18-29, Canada
164 Posts
|
Saturday, November 29, 2008 12:36:36 PM
The worst day of my life? The day my newborn kitten, scrabbles, was crushed by my falling grandfather as he suffered a massive stroke on my parents toolshed. And then the tool shed roof collapsed, crushing my brother eddie, who was using the tool shed for a make out spot with 2 other male 8th graders (apparently he was a flaming homosexual). They all died, so each of their parents sued mine, who were unable to come up with the dough. So, they lost their house, the judicial system decided to garnish their wages, and now, being unable to support me, they sold my sorry ass into slavery, where i was viciously raped numerous times by the caretakers german shephard, Lobo. When i tried to escape, the caretaker had my legs surgically removed, and replaced them with two large bee hives. The honey is awesome, but the bees constantly sting me on my genitalia while I try and listen to the prince albums on my mp3 player while simaltaneously harvesting turnips with the other slaves. I like pancakes! |
|
 zomgimonfire
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
588 Posts
|
Thursday, November 27, 2008 12:58:57 PM
i did, Lord_Saviori was really hoping for some poor 13 year old girl to have her period and be totally humiliated. as cruel as that is, it would have been funny
|
|
 samidoll
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
613 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 7:49:34 PM
i cried like that when my dog of 15 years died suddenly....never at a tv show... |
|
 Myrmianin
Female, 18-29, Europe
11 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 7:45:37 PM
I didn't laugh...I just felt like slapping them!!! |
|
 LUVPEACE90
Female, 13-17, Southern US
359 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 5:17:52 PM
haha that's hilarious |
|
 kat_iiejayne
Female, 13-17, Australia
301 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 2:13:53 PM
OMG ROFLMAO!
i seriously just pissed myself laughing.
& i am 13 LMAO |
|
 SeaChel00
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
38 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 8:09:08 AM
LOL I remember that happening, I thought Cook would win anyaways =D |
|
 DrkAng3LxNat
Female, 18-29, Canada
1081 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 3:26:24 AM
was anyone else looking at that hole in the wall at the back and thinking of ceiling cat? |
|
DrkAng3LxNat
Female, 18-29, Canada
1081 Posts
|
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 3:25:48 AM
uhm.whoa. what? ._. i... am so glad... i grew up like, NOT being like that ._. |
|
 Dat1Rican
Male, 18-29, Asia
260 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:54:55 PM
LOL! @ lord savior ....i did 2 |
|
 HOLYCRAP1234
Male, 13-17, Western US
1481 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:20:52 PM
Wait, but didn't David Archikurlaflargendurf or whatever win? |
|
 angrytick
Male, 13-17, Canada
197 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 6:17:03 PM
lmfao. get some lives. |
|
 AlANeptune
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
262 Posts
|
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 2:58:40 PM
Epic reactions. ROFLMFAO!!!BTW; David A. SUX!! |
|
 Lord_Savior
Male, 18-29, Western US
190 Posts
|
Monday, November 24, 2008 6:33:14 PM
So my post was deleted? DAMN YOU IAB!!!Again (I dare you to delete this IAB >:( ) Did anyone else think it was going to be her period? |
|
 sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
327 Posts
|
Monday, November 24, 2008 4:54:05 PM
...i just looked up the 2 guys on the internet and i semi-understand tweens crushing on archuleta, |
|
sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
327 Posts
|
Monday, November 24, 2008 4:51:42 PM
1st like a lot of others i thought it was period related, and then i thought maybe the crier was related to the losing david.
IONIC there is no way that all happened on the same day.  |
|
 Majase
Male, 40-49, Southern US
252 Posts
|
Sunday, November 23, 2008 10:43:15 PM
LOL; I had the sound down and thought they all had to pee standing there twisting around like that.Then I turned the sound up--and wanted to kill them. |
|
Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 Next >
|
Back to Listing
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}