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Vicar/Priest Gets Potato Stuck In His Ass

Hits: 8822 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: techgeek07
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blackbird7
Female, 18-29, Western US
 238 Posts
Sunday, November 02, 2008 9:31:13 PM
He was hanging curtains, in the kitchen, NAKED.... riiiiiggght...

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6458 Posts
Sunday, November 02, 2008 8:26:42 AM
lucky he had that hole there

firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1239 Posts
Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:23:14 PM
-facepalm-

Chances of his story being true: 5%


evilducky00
Male, 18-29, Western US
 422 Posts
Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:16:22 PM
I hang up curtains naked too in the kitchen. Doesn't everybody?

FreshMint
Male, 18-29, Europe
 181 Posts
Saturday, November 01, 2008 11:52:20 AM
I lived there for a few month... OMG, that's just so funny.

I would pay to see the guy torture himself before he finally resolve to call ER. That's worth millions.


Fartacus
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 528 Posts
Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:30:39 AM
What, that hasn't happened to you?

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Saturday, November 01, 2008 12:13:00 AM
Ouches.

alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1168 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 10:27:01 PM
lol i love religious drat ups... my mate jay is a morman and he just decided he had had enuf last week so he went out got absalutely bladdered and i believe then went on to have sex with a stranger xD i was like GOOD MAN!

Gerbear
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1183 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 8:58:27 PM
Considering this cited "The Sun", I seriously question the sincerity of this.
*shrugs* But it's Halloween. I'm willing to take anything literally.

"Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he's not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn't like it... anyone else know what I'm talking about?"

That's so bizarre it's hilarious! xDDD


Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2566 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 8:16:40 PM
ok what is with the russian doll?

Jezuzfreak40
Male, 13-17, Western US
 476 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 6:43:33 PM
That made my day

Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2039 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 6:02:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghL7ORV1...

well it happen to George Costanza's dad.


elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3377 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 5:52:22 PM
lol, this has to be fake.. right?

hahaha


Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
 502 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 5:33:26 PM
How is that even humanly possible?

Why would he be standing naked in front of a window where anyone can see him to hang up some curains, then suddenly for no reason slip and take off in the air like a friggin' rocket and land on top of a tall table and it just happened to be a single potato on that table wich for some reason, did not get squeezed but accidently ended up right in his anus?

When someone slips, they just fall down, they don't shoot up in the air.


A_L_Y_C_I_A
Female, 13-17, Australia
 128 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 5:16:50 PM
haha bullpoo.
oh he just so happened to be naked wen a potato, pefectly aligned with his butt behind him n he just... fell on it!
HAHA bull

Slade8
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 958 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 5:12:54 PM
Accident, my ass. X3

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 5:00:33 PM
Remember kids, measure first. :)

Jethro
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 42 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 3:50:36 PM
Whewwwwwwweeeeeeeee I wish I could get that lucky. I'm goin' go down to da store and get me a whole bag of Idaho's best! Are them frozen ones okay?

mal_BB
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1224 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 3:35:53 PM
The cucumber, russian doll and carnation were probably removed from choir boys the same day...
Sounds like he's had his chips to me.

ParasyT
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 531 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 3:19:52 PM
"She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. "


The same day?


ParasyT
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 531 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 3:15:32 PM
the first sentence was hilarious

huck08
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 412 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 2:28:23 PM
you know what you need when you fall on a potato and it gets stuck in your a$$?

a pair of ice tongs and a friend that keep can a secret.


whtevr
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 911 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 2:16:48 PM
Just the thought of a priest (or anyone for that matter) hanging up curtains in the nude weirds me out enough but to know how that potato really got up his ass is...OMFG!!! Trying so hard not to get a visual!!!!

sixclaws13
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2321 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 1:58:10 PM
If he's not lying, that was the worst fall ever.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Friday, October 31, 2008 1:40:20 PM
Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he's not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn't like it... anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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