 blackbird7
Female, 18-29, Western US
 238 Posts
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Sunday, November 02, 2008 9:31:13 PM
He was hanging curtains, in the kitchen, NAKED.... riiiiiggght... |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
6406 Posts
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Sunday, November 02, 2008 8:26:42 AM
lucky he had that hole there |
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 firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
1239 Posts
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Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:23:14 PM
-facepalm-Chances of his story being true: 5% |
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 evilducky00
Female, 18-29, Western US
422 Posts
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Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:16:22 PM
I hang up curtains naked too in the kitchen. Doesn't everybody? |
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 FreshMint
Male, 18-29, Europe
181 Posts
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Saturday, November 01, 2008 11:52:20 AM
I lived there for a few month... OMG, that's just so funny.I would pay to see the guy torture himself before he finally resolve to call ER. That's worth millions. |
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 Fartacus
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
528 Posts
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Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:30:39 AM
What, that hasn't happened to you? |
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 GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
4412 Posts
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Saturday, November 01, 2008 12:13:00 AM
Ouches. |
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 alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
1168 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 10:27:01 PM
lol i love religious drat ups... my mate jay is a morman and he just decided he had had enuf last week so he went out got absalutely bladdered and i believe then went on to have sex with a stranger xD i was like GOOD MAN! |
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 Gerbear
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1183 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 8:58:27 PM
Considering this cited "The Sun", I seriously question the sincerity of this.
*shrugs* But it's Halloween. I'm willing to take anything literally."Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he's not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn't like it... anyone else know what I'm talking about?" That's so bizarre it's hilarious! xDDD |
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 Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
2566 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 8:16:40 PM
ok what is with the russian doll? |
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 Jezuzfreak40
Male, 13-17, Western US
476 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 6:43:33 PM
That made my day |
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 Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2031 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 6:02:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eghL7ORV1...well it happen to George Costanza's dad. |
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 elkingo
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
2324 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 5:52:22 PM
lol, this has to be fake.. right? hahaha
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 Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
502 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 5:33:26 PM
How is that even humanly possible?Why would he be standing naked in front of a window where anyone can see him to hang up some curains, then suddenly for no reason slip and take off in the air like a friggin' rocket and land on top of a tall table and it just happened to be a single potato on that table wich for some reason, did not get squeezed but accidently ended up right in his anus? When someone slips, they just fall down, they don't shoot up in the air. |
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 A_L_Y_C_I_A
Female, 13-17, Australia
128 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 5:16:50 PM
haha bullpoo.
oh he just so happened to be naked wen a potato, pefectly aligned with his butt behind him n he just... fell on it!
HAHA bull |
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 Slade8
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
958 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 5:12:54 PM
Accident, my ass. X3 |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 5:00:33 PM
Remember kids, measure first. :) |
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 Jethro
Male, 40-49, Southern US
42 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 3:50:36 PM
Whewwwwwwweeeeeeeee I wish I could get that lucky. I'm goin' go down to da store and get me a whole bag of Idaho's best! Are them frozen ones okay? |
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 mal_BB
Male, 18-29, Europe
1223 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 3:35:53 PM
The cucumber, russian doll and carnation were probably removed from choir boys the same day...
Sounds like he's had his chips to me. |
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 ParasyT
Male, 13-17, Southern US
531 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 3:19:52 PM
"She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation. "
The same day?
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ParasyT
Male, 13-17, Southern US
531 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 3:15:32 PM
the first sentence was hilarious |
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 huck08
Male, 18-29, Southern US
412 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 2:28:23 PM
you know what you need when you fall on a potato and it gets stuck in your a$$?a pair of ice tongs and a friend that keep can a secret. |
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 whtevr
Female, 40-49, Southern US
908 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 2:16:48 PM
Just the thought of a priest (or anyone for that matter) hanging up curtains in the nude weirds me out enough but to know how that potato really got up his ass is...OMFG!!! Trying so hard not to get a visual!!!!  |
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 sixclaws13
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2321 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 1:58:10 PM
If he's not lying, that was the worst fall ever. |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
16061 Posts
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Friday, October 31, 2008 1:40:20 PM
Oh god, reminds me of this one comedian who talked about how he knows he's not gay because once he fell onto a cucumber in the garden and didn't like it... anyone else know what I'm talking about? |
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