 Dedfink
Female, 18-29, Western US
 244 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:22:32 PM
JANE HAD REQUESTED A GARTH BROOKS COVER FOR HER RECEPTION, BUT ALL THEY HAD LEFT WAS GENE SIMMONS. |
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 ghoulie11
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
324 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:22:15 PM
SEE RULE NUMBER 2 |
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 Hermanoid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
43 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:21:59 PM
THE KIDS SEEM LESS DRAWN TO THE NEW RONALD MCDONALD. |
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 moojuiceman
Male, 18-29, Europe
936 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:21:53 PM
AFTER A TOUGH GIG, KISS GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS. |
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 smigbaafm
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
653 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:21:41 PM
DEAR DIARY, I STALKED GENE SIMMONS IN THE FOOD COURT AGAIN TODAY... |
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 theHUSHSOUND
Female, 13-17, Southern US
555 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:21:22 PM
HEAVY METAL: IT SITS ALONE AND EATS A JAR OF SMUCKERS FOR LUNCH.
note-- this is not mine, it's pastaface's, but he didn't put it in caps lock. so i decided to submit it for him the right way because it made me laugh and i think its a good one
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 ollylimpfish
Male, 30-39, Europe
174 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:21:12 PM
"NEVER SAW YOU LOOKING SO LOVELY AS YOU DID TONIGHT, LOOKING FOR A LITTLE ROMANCE, GIVEN HALF THE CHANCE, THE LADY IN REEEDDDD!!! IS DANCING WITH ME CHEEK TO CHEEK" OH WAIT! SHE'S NOT |
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 DavidXJ
Male, 30-39, Western US
527 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:20:51 PM
WHEN YOU'RE GENE SIMMONS IN FULL MAKEUP AT THE FOOD COURT AND NO ONE RECOGNIZES YOU... DEPRESSION KICKS IN. |
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 MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1429 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:20:47 PM
I LIKE BEING LONELY. IT GIVES ME TIME TO THINK. |
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 plowerd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
336 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:20:17 PM
BUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH BUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH
EMO MAAAAAN emo maaaan
HERE I AM ALL BY MY LONESOME, SITTING HERE WITHIN THE FOOD COURT
EMO MAAAAAN emo maaan. |
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 I-Am-Rambo
Male, 18-29, Western US
36 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:20:10 PM
...AND THATS WHY DISCO DIED. |
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MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1429 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:19:34 PM
HEH. LOOK AT ALL THESE LOSERS. |
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 redink55
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
38 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:19:08 PM
DOES THAT CHICK REALIZE SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EXTRA FROM "GREASE"? NOT THAT I'VE SEEN IT OR ANYTHING. |
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 Wattstone
Male, 18-29, S. America
168 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:18:52 PM
I'M SO RONERY...  |
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 dilldog123
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
2124 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:18:51 PM
DOESN'T THAT LADY KNOW PINK AND BLACK CLASH? SOMEONE CALL THE FASHION POLICE! |
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 jojobobisme
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
394 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:18:25 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T THE FLUFFY UNICORN CONVENTION?! I DRESSED FOR THE OCCASION AND EVERYTHING! |
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 s0rd3dvis1on
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2409 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:17:59 PM
CAPTION "THINKING OF HIS BOMB NEXT TO HIM IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL SOMEONE PHONED HIS TRIGGER" |
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 eladrelkce
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
534 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:17:59 PM
OZZIE WAITED PATIENTLY FOR HIS BLIND DATE SHARON TO SHOW UP. |
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MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1429 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:17:50 PM
I'M WAITING FOR MCCDONALD'S TO OPEN. IN MY WAIT, I WILL STARE OFF IN THE DISTANCE. |
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 maehara
Female, 18-29, Southern US
27 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:17:26 PM
WINKLES WAS HUMILIATED THAT THE OTHER CLOWNS HAD REJECTED HIM. HIS MAKE-UP WASN'T THAT DIFFERENT, WAS IT? |
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 matrixie
Female, 18-29, Europe
821 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:16:54 PM
HE THOUGHT BEING DIFFERENT WOULD DRAW PEOPLE TO HIM... FAIL |
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ollylimpfish
Male, 30-39, Europe
174 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:16:23 PM
THE RECONCILLIATION WAS NOT GOING WELL "COM'ON WENDY DON'T IGNORE ME," "LISTEN EDMUND I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT GOOD FOR OUR KIDS SINCE YOU STARTED LISTENING TO CRADLE OF FILTH YOU'VE CHANGED" |
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s0rd3dvis1on
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2409 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:15:56 PM
*WATCHED* |
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redink55
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
38 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:15:53 PM
GORDON IS STARTING TO THINK HE SHOULDN'T HAVE LOST THAT BET |
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s0rd3dvis1on
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2409 Posts
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:15:22 PM
CAPTION "mAT WANTED TO DRESS DOWN FOR SUCH A SOCIAL OCCASION, BUT WAS IT WORTH IT?" |
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