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End of the World Safety Guide

Hits: 13388 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2566 Posts
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 8:22:08 PM
oh lawl.

Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 844 Posts
Monday, September 22, 2008 4:37:29 PM
Cool.

BoomBox
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1230 Posts
Monday, September 22, 2008 8:49:36 AM
14 seconds in, I got bored.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:58:29 PM
> davymid
> you probably know this, but some of the top scientists at Cern are Australian

Yeah Davy, that's EXACTLY what I'm worried about! You know how "No worries she'll be right" we Aussies are! Those CERN guys are missing a few kangaroos in their top paddock, without a doubt.


RedSuit1
Male, 18-29, Western US
 133 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 8:13:45 PM
first off, its already broke. -.-
second the worst that would happen with this in a catestrophic failure, (so they say) is a cave in around the collider, and since no one is allowed inside the cave while it is operational, no or few lives would be lost. What is more likely to happen is stranglets.... That would be interesting to see imo.

deathbringer
Male, 18-29, Western US
 399 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 7:22:47 PM
bad accents

zilla7777
Male, 13-17, Australia
 206 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 6:18:46 PM
i actually would suck the world in about 2 milliseconds... NOT MINUTES! so if we die we all die in a flash. YAY! flashes...

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 6:06:35 PM
vv Lionhart, come on mate, relax, I'm sure we're in good hands. In fact, you probably know this, but some of the top scientists at Cern are Australian. In fact, in a recent interview, when asked about the recent LHC failures and potential to destroy the planet, one of the Australian nuclear physicists assigned to danger assessment was quoted as saying "No worries mate: She'll be right!"

My fears are allayed right there.


xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2419 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 5:56:50 PM
Come on guys. Would the end of the world really be all that bad? It's not like our history inspires a whole lot of hope for another 1,000 of civilization.

Tdogg111
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 530 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 5:55:43 PM
"Apparently America had the chance (and money) to do this but declined.
I miss being one of the leading scientific countries."


sorry opie, but dont you think that america has better things to spend billions of dollers on? like paying off the trillions of dollars in debt we are in


Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 5:55:23 PM
googles

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 5:49:18 PM
Is it just me or is there something profoundly worrying about the machine MOST LIKELY to DESTROY THE WORLD in the last 30 years having at least TWO MAJOR FAILURES so far? Just a week ago the power transformer failed, and now we have parts melting because of poor wiring and spilling 10 tons of helium into its guts - and all this before its properly turned on! Can we really trust that these guys really know what they're doing and believe them when they say "end of the world" debate is ridiculous?

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 5:09:41 PM
vv "Apparently America had the chance (and money) to do this but declined.
I miss being one of the leading scientific countries."

Opie mate, you think that's bad, you should check America's stance on stem cell research. Waaaay more worrying.

America these days is like a formerly straight-A student with top grades in science, technology and math, that has recently decided (bizarrely) to chuck it all in and go join an Amish community.

You are right to worry.


tuxman4
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 371 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 4:03:28 PM
Didn't the collider break?

astridhaze
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 761 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 2:17:21 PM
And people laughed at my black-hole proof fallout shelter... losers.

keith2
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2576 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 2:15:05 PM
haha if it came to pass the apocolypse was upon us, i wouldn't use the provided sex holes. i'd bang the blonde chick.

caffeinehigh
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 291 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:52:59 PM
Too bad they have to pause the LHC for a couple of months... If the world was going to end, I would rather it end before it gets cold and winter-y. Great video though

BoredomSux98
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 270 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:22:03 PM
lmao i love it

TheSharpest
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1774 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 1:15:22 PM
"Indeed, and even if a Black Hole did appear, it would be too small to sustain itself... thus collapsing."

If the black hole reaches the size of a ping-pong ball, it can destroy the Earth. But as pointed by mike, there's a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of that happening. Thus, apocalytic theories are stupid, and just get in the way of scientific progress.

...btw, funny video.


Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 12:48:57 PM
...
Step 1: Wear a helmet.
Step 2: Have sex.
Step 3: Wear safety goggles.
Step 4: Convert to Christianity.
Step 5: Hold on to the railing.
Step 6: Commit suicide.

'Kay. Got it.


SHMOOF
Male, 13-17, Europe
 44 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 12:48:23 PM
"O FFS there's a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of a black hole! Seriously!!"

Indeed, and even if a Black Hole did appear, it would be too small to sustain itself... thus collapsing.

o___O


Mikeado
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2179 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 12:18:08 PM
O FFS there's a 1 in 50,000,000 chance of a black hole! Seriously!!

FLB
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1246 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 12:17:38 PM
Yeah, didn't this thing brake, I swear I heard that.
Their accents were poo

Angel25
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 298 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:32:03 AM
God help us if we actually do get sucked up lol

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2008 11:19:40 AM
Apparently America had the chance (and money) to do this but declined.

I miss being one of the leading scientific countries.

:(


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