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Masturbation 101 at the University of Michigan

Hits: 20825 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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Vanwa
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 365 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 8:33:57 AM
Actually, Purdue University has been having problems last year with guys riding elevators and masturbating on them while going to each floor. Also, they've been going to tanning salons and such.

Currently we have this guy named the "butt bandit" who lubes up his butt and gives windows in West Lafayette butt/penis prints.

Hell yes I love Purdue. XD


Vanwa
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 365 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 8:31:25 AM
You tell em U of M

ModifiedCar
Male, 18-29, Europe
 211 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 6:05:23 AM
how would semen clog the pipes anyway more than shampoo

Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4153 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2008 5:36:54 AM
Apparently you can't wank in your own apartment either (if you live co-ed):

cabbitt
Female, 18-29, Western US
 311 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:31:28 PM
... Lame.

d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1845 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:43:29 PM
back corner of the library? how do i get into this school of yours

Philomath
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 174 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:55:58 PM
See, that's why I love UGA. I can masturbate anywhere I want! The shower, bathrooms, back corner of the library, anywhere.

CZX11
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 181 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:29:00 PM
njs SHHHHHHH man

njs52595
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 61 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:44:03 PM
figures its from michigan.

GO BUCKEYES!


matsch888
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 92 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:27:23 PM
"And what about females? Can they masturbate in the showers? It won't clog the pipes. Unless they're sick..."
Goog job, I spit Monster all over my moniter.

manicwhite
Male, 18-29, Europe
 167 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:54:19 AM
sadly this is a realy good point

khendri3
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 34 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:49:17 AM
hehehe i actually am like right by the U of M hahahaha

rigby_321
Female, 18-29, Western US
 445 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:33:52 AM
there was a sign similar to this in our dorms - and it was real - it simple asked that one insure the drain/walls were clean before you left the shower ... I can't remember the exact wording but it was quite clever ... the janitorial staff had apparently had enough of cleaning up after the men.

inafets
Female, 13-17, Asia
 3 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:02:32 AM
what the..

Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2566 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:02:25 AM
LOL so what was this? a prank? or a rival uni?

LemonTarte
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1451 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:23:10 AM
U of M is our home university. This made me laugh SO hard.

ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
 207 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:43:45 AM
This is years old and has been reproduced about every university going.

Rat5Rule
Female, 13-17, Europe
 930 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:59:07 AM
:D Lol what kind of person would put that up!

"Also, no spitting on the grass as it bleaches it. No sneezing in the library incase you damage the stonework"

<facepalm>


toans
Male, 13-17, Australia
 414 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:50:51 AM
DONT TELL ME WHERE AND WHERE I CANT MASTURBATE!!!

Devi3000
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1527 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:15:44 AM
Yes it's fake you drating half wits!

Surfingninja
Female, 18-29, Western US
 743 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:02:53 AM
I'll masturbate wherever I please, thank you very much!

Also, I can't see how semen would affect the pipes any more than shampoo or something.


eeeriddler08
Female, 13-17, Western US
 377 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:48:06 PM
hmmm..thats really weird. lol.

spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:23:52 PM
omg. i hope this is fake. that is sad.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:04:33 PM
HAHA, lol'd @ Painter.

And I was hoping some weird masturbation course was being taught somewhere... that'd be more interesting.

:[


__carebear__
Female, 13-17, Western US
 754 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:03:35 PM
Wow...
o.o
interesting?
So, the last sentence is just a "friendly suggestion" right?
Cause you know. Live above the influence. xD

And painter, how'd you know that? o.0


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