 Vanwa
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 365 Posts
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Friday, September 12, 2008 8:33:57 AM
Actually, Purdue University has been having problems last year with guys riding elevators and masturbating on them while going to each floor. Also, they've been going to tanning salons and such.Currently we have this guy named the "butt bandit" who lubes up his butt and gives windows in West Lafayette butt/penis prints. Hell yes I love Purdue. XD |
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Vanwa
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
365 Posts
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Friday, September 12, 2008 8:31:25 AM
You tell em U of M |
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 ModifiedCar
Male, 18-29, Europe
211 Posts
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Friday, September 12, 2008 6:05:23 AM
how would semen clog the pipes anyway more than shampoo |
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 Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
4153 Posts
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Friday, September 12, 2008 5:36:54 AM
Apparently you can't wank in your own apartment either (if you live co-ed):
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 cabbitt
Female, 18-29, Western US
311 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 10:31:28 PM
... Lame. |
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 d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
1845 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 9:43:29 PM
back corner of the library? how do i get into this school of yours |
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 Philomath
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
174 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:55:58 PM
See, that's why I love UGA. I can masturbate anywhere I want! The shower, bathrooms, back corner of the library, anywhere. |
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 CZX11
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
181 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:29:00 PM
njs SHHHHHHH man
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 njs52595
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
61 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:44:03 PM
figures its from michigan. GO BUCKEYES! |
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matsch888
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
92 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:27:23 PM
"And what about females? Can they masturbate in the showers? It won't clog the pipes. Unless they're sick..."
Goog job, I spit Monster all over my moniter. |
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 manicwhite
Male, 18-29, Europe
167 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:54:19 AM
sadly this is a realy good point |
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 khendri3
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
34 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:49:17 AM
hehehe i actually am like right by the U of M hahahaha |
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 rigby_321
Female, 18-29, Western US
445 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:33:52 AM
there was a sign similar to this in our dorms - and it was real - it simple asked that one insure the drain/walls were clean before you left the shower ... I can't remember the exact wording but it was quite clever ... the janitorial staff had apparently had enough of cleaning up after the men. |
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 inafets
Female, 13-17, Asia
3 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:02:32 AM
what the..
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 Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
2566 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 7:02:25 AM
LOL so what was this? a prank? or a rival uni? |
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 LemonTarte
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1451 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 6:23:10 AM
U of M is our home university. This made me laugh SO hard. |
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 ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
207 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 5:43:45 AM
This is years old and has been reproduced about every university going. |
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 Rat5Rule
Female, 13-17, Europe
930 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:59:07 AM
:D Lol what kind of person would put that up!"Also, no spitting on the grass as it bleaches it. No sneezing in the library incase you damage the stonework" <facepalm> |
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 toans
Male, 13-17, Australia
414 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:50:51 AM
DONT TELL ME WHERE AND WHERE I CANT MASTURBATE!!! |
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 Devi3000
Female, 18-29, Western US
1527 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 2:15:44 AM
Yes it's fake you drating half wits! |
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 Surfingninja
Female, 18-29, Western US
743 Posts
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Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:02:53 AM
I'll masturbate wherever I please, thank you very much!Also, I can't see how semen would affect the pipes any more than shampoo or something. |
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 eeeriddler08
Female, 13-17, Western US
377 Posts
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:48:06 PM
hmmm..thats really weird. lol. |
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 spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2164 Posts
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:23:52 PM
omg. i hope this is fake. that is sad. |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
16061 Posts
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:04:33 PM
HAHA, lol'd @ Painter.And I was hoping some weird masturbation course was being taught somewhere... that'd be more interesting. :[ |
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 __carebear__
Female, 13-17, Western US
754 Posts
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 10:03:35 PM
Wow...
o.o
interesting?
So, the last sentence is just a "friendly suggestion" right?
Cause you know. Live above the influence. xDAnd painter, how'd you know that? o.0 |
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