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4 Ways to Defend Yourself in a Pub Brawl

Hits: 10886 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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KoolaidDylan
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 160 Posts
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:35:06 PM
Cuz in a pub the attacker won't try to fight back....

CyberSief
Female, 70 & Over, Africa
 46 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2008 4:36:41 AM
Lol @ Skyeofgreen.

Skyeofgreen
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 209 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:28:54 PM
when someone tries to start a pub fight for me I always initiate a tickel fight

BoredMamii
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 152 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 4:02:42 PM
not unless the other guy is gay lionhart2

buttersrules
Male, 30-39, Australia
 279 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 9:59:05 AM
What a pile of crap. These guys obviously know very little about self defence. Try any of this rubbish in a real pub brawl and you'll get really hurt, really quick.

Poreka
Female, 13-17, Europe
 710 Posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 8:54:08 AM
SUPER SMASH PUB BRAWL!

RandyTheFool
Male, 18-29, Western US
 811 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 9:10:35 PM
So, I now have a way to defend myself against a guy attempting to machete me with a knife... but what happens if he gets stabby instead of slashy?

Jezuzfreak40
Male, 13-17, Western US
 476 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 8:40:30 PM
at least it wasn't as stupid as the last self defense video.

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 8:31:55 PM
Or even better... yello out "GAY BITCH FIGHT, GAY BITCHSLAP FIGHT OVER HERE" at the top of your voice. The dude doesn't dare touch you then for fear everyone will think he's one of the gays you were talking about! LOL

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 8:26:07 PM
Or you could try the old "Before you hit me Sir, can I just take a few seconds to give you this leaflet and tell you about our Lord Jesus Christ..."

That works every time too, nothing but a cloud of dust and two disappearing sneakers...


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 8:24:14 PM
You mean curling up into a little ball and crying like a sooky little cry baby isn't an option??? It always seems to work for me...

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 6:09:27 PM
interesting. Thats worth knowing. I feel safer already.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 4:25:45 PM
...Or you could just go with my plan. That's the cry-and-run-away one.

Yeah, it needs a catchier name.


sickandtired
Male, 18-29, Europe
 83 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 4:15:29 PM
Pile of crap - I doubt either of those dudes have been in a proper pub brawl. Now, this guy has better ideas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yLPDeyy_...


CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 16954 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 2:28:25 PM
Pretty basic stuff, They teach this to grannies and women.

loitering
Male, 18-29, Western US
 82 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 1:50:57 PM
that's soooooo bad. I'm feeling a lot safer now.
defending against a knife always reminds me of jim carrey playing a self defense instructor.... enjoy: http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=qFX3HrWMLZ...

trueninja
Male, 13-17, Europe
 112 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:39:13 PM
The guy with the knife was providing no resistance, it was like he was trying to fall over.

dljudo92
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 488 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:38:54 PM
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17 Posts Tuesday, September 9, 2008 11:43:26 AM
That's "kung-fu" basics ffs... taught in every "martial arts" self-defense class there is."

not taught in judo...


Razamire
Female, 18-29, Europe
 669 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:20:58 PM
I got these 'moves' when I was 9 in martail arts classes as a child
And that last one looks so bad,it doesn't seem to solve the problem,because it doesn't give you room to block other attacks (or attackers)
so yeah,it's basicailly rubish to do that last one.As for the rest,I suggest that you make sure you're not in a situation to start a fight and keep yourself surrounded by friends

runicakira
Female, 18-29, Western US
 35 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:16:25 PM
Yeeaah.. These work fine when your buddy knows what you're gonna do, isn't trying to actually hurt you (who's gonna grab your shirt and then just stand there?), and is roughly the same size. Change any of those factors, and these are useless. Ugh, amateurs.

Ruswut
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1286 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:54:54 AM
No thats not even basic martial arts, it's terrible martial arts... these guys have most likely JUST started something like Jitsu, for a start if someone comes at you with a knife (run if you can, even if you're a blackbelt) you make sure to get out of the way incase they're really strong and break through the block.

Basically don't try these, go to Jitsu for yourself, or give your friend a plastic bottle and tell him to try and hit you over the head with it, no further instructions as to how and you'll quickly see why this doesn't work :P.. also it'll make him feel better to whack you over the head!


Nocato
Male, 18-29, Europe
 61 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:43:27 AM
That's "kung-fu" basics ffs... taught in every "martial arts" self-defense class there is.

Zinon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 39 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:37:45 AM
yeh cos it looks like the knife one works well...

Ant0n
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 842 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:25:44 AM
or...just hit him with a bottle of beer...empty one of course...

sponged
Male, 18-29, Europe
 564 Posts
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 11:25:26 AM
that was great i thought it was really funny

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