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How to Torment a Telemarketer With One Word

Hits: 32781 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: DaPalooka
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aimichan
Female, 18-29, Europe
 28 Posts
Saturday, August 30, 2008 2:45:31 PM
yes :]

Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1720 Posts
Friday, August 29, 2008 2:05:32 PM
yeaaa or get 5 girls to ask you to come back to the hot tub and then say that you have your hands full and cant talk anymore

eggsnham
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1147 Posts
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:51:10 PM
oh also a good way to ward off telemarketers is to say that you're "really busy right now" and throw something at a wall and proceed to scream shut up jimmy i told you not to talk anymore

magnificent
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 38 Posts
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 9:27:25 AM
Not bad.

DrkAng3LxNat
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1081 Posts
Monday, August 25, 2008 4:44:44 AM
ahahahah

LOVED the ending x]


gatorade777
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1201 Posts
Sunday, August 24, 2008 10:26:04 PM
not funny and fake

eggsnham
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1147 Posts
Sunday, August 24, 2008 1:00:17 PM
oh also a good way to ward off telemarketers is to say that you're "really busy right now" and throw something at a wall and proceed to scream shut up jimmy i told you not to talk anymore

eggsnham
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1147 Posts
Sunday, August 24, 2008 12:55:47 PM
meh. i just act like im crazy, stupid, and have prisoners in my basement.... oh yeah, never mind i don't act. but seriously they usually just quickly hang up after saying something about my family under his breath

BlockZor
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1 Posts
Sunday, August 24, 2008 8:28:56 AM
The ending was awesome, was not expecting that lol

piemaster22
Male, 13-17, Western US
 35 Posts
Friday, August 22, 2008 3:39:47 PM
telemarketer are next to the irs for number of people that hate them

astridhaze
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 761 Posts
Friday, August 22, 2008 2:36:28 PM
Here's an easy solution:

"I'm not interested, thank you." hang up.


deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2810 Posts
Friday, August 22, 2008 2:32:52 PM
yes.

exeter_blue
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 71 Posts
Friday, August 22, 2008 1:30:07 PM
i actually do that!

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Friday, August 22, 2008 12:20:40 PM
telemarketers are so annoying. STOP CALLING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! seriously how do they make money when most people just hang up anyways? Like i saw an ad to be a telemarketer making like 10bucks an hour and i'm thinking where the drat is this money coming from. no one is buying your crap lol

LunarMoon
Female, 13-17, Canada
 213 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 7:05:12 PM
The telemarketers here are REALLY annoying.

They send you an automated call, which is always silent on the other end, about 10 minutes before a real person calls you, probably to make sure you're home.

But if they don't do that, I usually just do something stupid like "Yeah, sure, let me just go turn off the stove *puts phone down on couch and watches TV*".

Occasionally, I'll tell them "Uh, you might want to talk to my parents about that. They're both at work right now" and they never call back. =P


LunarMoon
Female, 13-17, Canada
 213 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 6:48:10 PM
The telemarketers here are REALLY annoying.

They send you an automated call, which is always silent on the other end, about 10 minutes before a real person calls you, probably to make sure you're home.

But if they don't do that, I usually just do something stupid like "Yeah, sure, let me just go turn off the stove *puts phone down on couch and watches TV*".

Occasionally, I'll tell them "Uh, you might want to talk to my parents about that. They're both at work right now" and they never call back. =P


Panicdevil23
Female, 13-17, Canada
 159 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:04:07 PM
Yes!!

longhorny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:50:14 PM
that was hilarious

DVLDRVR666
Male, 13-17, Canada
 620 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:41:03 PM
omfgthatwascool,sorrymyspacebarisbroken... ha ha not its nots i fooled you all

longhorny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:40:56 PM
that was hilarious

riathrift
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 79 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:29:14 PM
I was learning how to speak Japanese over the phone when a telemarketer called me. It was while I was practicing so it was very set up..
I simply answered the phone in Japanese.
They asked if I spoke english.
I informed them, in Japanese, that I did.
They hung up.

YummyUkulele
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 157 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:54:26 AM
I just like the end! Telemarketer won!

petey112
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 354 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:56:23 AM
YES AAAH YES

Mikeado
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2179 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:37:02 AM
Yes

kalela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 192 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 10:29:59 AM
"This was obviously SET UP."

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought this, telemarketers aren't going to be snarky to you when you refuse to cooperate, they're going to hang up and move to the next call. I've never been a telemarketer though, so don't take my word for it.


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