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Ernest Borgnine and His Secret to Healthful Living

Hits: 5614 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Weird | Added by: eugenius
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Fartacus
Female, 50-59, Eastern US
 528 Posts
Monday, August 25, 2008 4:30:54 PM
When you look like that you have to masturbate to get any action.

hrlhrl2000
Male, 30-39, Australia
 136 Posts
Thursday, August 21, 2008 8:37:26 AM
I thought it was "I pass the bait a lot".

RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2558 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 10:03:30 AM
PreoSmo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
I masturbate alot.

Good to know.


AndroidMetro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 803 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 9:02:02 AM
Ending was perfect.

starlasatur9
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 142 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 7:49:53 AM
i saw this on the soup. ehhhh wow my friends are gonna live forever.

Backfat
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1919 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 7:25:49 AM
fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
919 Posts Tuesday, August 19, 2008 4:55:02 PM
Horray! I'm going to live foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That is EXACTALY what I was going to say. Nice!!


thedobkins
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 243 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 6:29:06 AM
Now THAT'S entertainment!

Filipino916
Male, 18-29, Western US
 499 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 2:26:07 AM
That's the cab driver from Escape From New York. He kicks #$$. Take that Faux News! I bet old Billo had a heart attack from hearing Ernie say that on his beloved conservative channel.

yankee15
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 266 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1:24:12 AM
Hey, it works!! I mean Ernest borgnine is like 200 years old so it must do something.

Siora
Male, 18-29, Europe
 222 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1:13:58 AM
Okay this one's better quality than the one on Break, doesn't sound like that here, IAB wins!

Siora
Male, 18-29, Europe
 222 Posts
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1:12:24 AM
Are you sure it's not "I wet the bed a lot"? You never know... :P

i-am-emo
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1267 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:19:26 PM
Fancylad scares me.

BasuraBlanca
Male, 18-29, Western US
 973 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 11:07:55 PM
Hot damn!
I should look about 5 then!

PreoSmo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 466 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 9:39:38 PM
RyanF701
Male, 13-17, Western US
I masturbate alot.

Thank you!


JohneyQ
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:37:41 PM
neat

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:35:16 PM
He's totally a 12 year at heart.

Hey, props to him.


ThursdayLark
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 663 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:31:51 PM
Well, at least he'll never die from cancer...

monsterzero
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 348 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:27:49 PM
I just shook his hand!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Good ol' Ernie B., He's always been a really funny guy.

RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2558 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:10:29 PM
"
I listened a bunch of times but I couldn't make out what he said. Could someone write it out for me?"

I masturbate alot.


shreder23
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 852 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:02:01 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

dopenuts
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 69 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:01:35 PM
if that really works then i should live to be 200. SKEET SKEET!!

PreoSmo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 466 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:01:07 PM
I listened a bunch of times but I couldn't make out what he said. Could someone write it out for me?

RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2558 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:01:02 PM
Does it still count if a significant other does it for you? Or sex in general?

Or is the fountain of youth a combination of boredom/lonliness and other things.. cause, either way, I'm living for a long ass time.


ded5833
Female, 18-29, Canada
 15 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:55:49 PM
"Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:49:44 PM
You might want to rethink that sentence..."


K.


alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
 5288 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:52:22 PM
lmao...thats hilarious

why did he even bother whispering lmao


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