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How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese

Hits: 13503 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: Aleighsuh
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Male, 18-29, Asia
 1 Posts
Sunday, January 17, 2010 7:20:31 AM

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 8:46:57 PM
I'm gonna tell my friends that they are the sons of turtle eggs now. Just not the Chinese ones of course..

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Saturday, October 25, 2008 7:58:42 PM
You're right that most people (terribly)mispronounce ni hao, however the way you explained the pronunciation is actually Cantonese. The pronunciation everyone messes up is Mandarin. Cantonese is spoken in most if not all Chinatowns, so that's why you might hear it more often than Mandarin.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 89 Posts
Thursday, October 02, 2008 4:25:16 PM
by the way... ni hao (people pronounce it knee how) is totally wrong and if you just say that somewhere like in chinatown... ur gonna get laughed at... it pronounced (nay ho) nay like hay and ho like whole

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 597 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:07:56 PM
the only word i know is "ni hao" but i guess that could get annoying if you just repeat it ad nauseum

woohoo 500 posts!!!

no life!!!

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 336 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:59:54 PM
Yeah, you got to have the right tone and pronunciation, otherwise it will be pointless.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 597 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:59:44 PM
oh my god i could've used this a few months ago when the Chinese national women's basketball team (i'm not kidding) came to my university for an exhibition game.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:45:04 AM
dynoburger. perhaps its white like, much like dora talking spanish a lot of it is "americanized" but it is a big step to teaching kids a different foreign language in the US other than spanish.

my daughter is learning her alphabets currently, and we are teaching her the english, spanish, french, german, and I want her to learn a mongoloid language as well.

Female, 18-29, Australia
 281 Posts
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 2:13:21 AM
i thought that gou shi was dog sh!7... because dosnt gou mean dog? and shi means sh!7? thats what i learnt in china when my friend taught me it, but then i dont know because that was 2 years ago. anyway, this is pretty cool

Male, 13-17, Western US
 89 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 5:05:00 PM
oh yea...

@ikeray- that show doesnt even pronounce it right... they pronounce everything in what my family calls "whiteys words" cuz the only people who wanna learn chinese are white people and they end up pronouncing everything wrong

Male, 13-17, Western US
 89 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 5:02:10 PM

that was my thing to swear at people in chinese!!!

stop copying me!!!

-shakes fist at my dog in front of me-

Male, 13-17, Europe
 68 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 1:52:56 PM
Chinese seems easier to learn than English. English has far too few words to properly... express one's meaning. Or that might be because we have several words for everything in Denmark.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 142 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 11:55:51 AM
in chinese

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 142 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 11:55:32 AM
evrybody on three hurray for cuss words

Male, 30-39, Australia
 279 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 10:04:21 AM
Female, 18-29, Europe
2173 Posts Monday, August 18, 2008 1:20:33 AM


Your other pic looked better ;)

Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 8:34:06 AM
Thats all very good but how do you say "You are the son of a turtle egg" in Chinese?


Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 8:16:45 AM
i wish i were the son of a turtle egg, that would be so cool

Male, 18-29, Asia
 531 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 7:52:30 AM
'cao' is not pronounced as cow, but more like with the 'ch' from chin, just wanted to point that out.

Her intonation is surprisingly accurate, quite uncommon with westerners.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1222 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 7:51:56 AM
the only olympian younger then me is that british diver that's 14.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 363 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 7:48:17 AM
haha ike, its different over here in Ireland :P But MUD does make so much more sense than dirt. I'll try teach the native indigenous people here. They're still struggling with the wireless radio, I'm sure once we outlaw witch burnings and introduce motor vehicles we might be able to become a respectable part of society :D

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 97 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 7:45:43 AM
LOL! "screw your ancestors of 18 generations" ^_^

Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 7:31:22 AM
the only few words I can say in mandarin are from Ni Hao Kai Lan. I am happy that there is a kids show teaching something other than spanish...now if only we could get a german and french show going I would be thrilled.

by the way, yeh-yeh (or however you spell it) means grandpa

and andrewgaynor - its, if there isn't grass on the field, go play in the MUD (poo looks like mud, not dirt).

also, hit'em before the hair does.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1775 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 6:16:57 AM
I know a few...

sau pay la
du lay lo mon
hag guiy lo
mo jay jay

Or something like that :P My friends tought me it :P

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 534 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 5:11:30 AM
Hey opie, You should try being older than All but a handfull of the olympians. And most of the people on this site too.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 5288 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 4:24:41 AM
LOL whyfat... thats such a funny pic XD

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