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DJ Holy Ghost and the Messiah Remix

Hits: 6108 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: littlemissqt
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xlollerskate
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 167 Posts
Wednesday, April 29, 2009 8:04:44 PM
Atheism: the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything. And then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.
=]

I think it take a LOT more faith to believe in THAT, than to believe in the G-d of the Bible.


Center706
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 145 Posts
Thursday, September 25, 2008 4:32:45 PM
a part of? No.

Wow, it's late and I am all flustered now.
-Center

p.s. the video is quite creepy as well.


V1be
Male, 13-17, Europe
 3 Posts
Saturday, August 16, 2008 1:19:56 PM
OK who left the ecstacy in the wine jug?

LOL


Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Friday, August 15, 2008 2:49:58 PM
"Myxgyglplx I hope you get hurt by the church in such a way that you have to find out who God really is on your own."

Wow. What a sad statement of twisted up bitterness and ill will.

Sounds like you've had enough hurt, from an abusive and controlling environment, perhaps? I hope you find some healing for that.

I appreciate you saying you've been where I am...you're trying to "warn" me. Thanks, but you couldn't be further from the truth. I *was* hurt by "church people". Years and years ago. Their hypocrisy and judgementalism drove me away and I stayed away for about 20 years. So actually, I've been where you are...and much further down a twisted path that I hope you don't follow.

I don't have time this afternoon to engage in a long conversation...I'm playing at a conference tonight, so I have to go now.

I'm sorry you've been so hurt in your past. Christians can be the church's worst enemy sometimes. Peace.


morningkiwi
Female, 18-29, Canada
 152 Posts
Friday, August 15, 2008 1:09:45 PM
Myxgyglplx I hope you get hurt by the church in such a way that you have to find out who God really is on your own. You'll find that what your pastor says about luke warm christianity and dieing to your flesh so he can live is a bunch of crap. I was in your place only a couple of years ago. Am I a sinner now? No absolutly not. I still love God with all my heart. The best way people learn is when they get hurt. Dont worry your time will come soon. Oh and if people in your church start saying God told me to say this or do this or the pastor has say in what you do. Get out now while you still can.

Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:45:53 PM
For the record, I've yet to "thump" a bible.

So you're a Christian...I kind of figured that from your first post. Look, CCC (my church), isn't for everyone. There's always the First Baptist Church down the street. They have blue-haired old ladies, a piano, and hard-backed pews. If that's not your thing, the Episcopalians up the road have robes and communion wafers. Whatever. Faith is important, not trimmings and rituals. But there's no reason to get bent out of shape (or "scared" - your word) because we're doing something relevant as citizens in a media-driven culture (not as outsiders to that culture).

I wouldn't care for demographic research on IAB, but thanks for asking. There are a lot of anti-Christian vids and comments around here. I just felt like adding something counter to that trend (well, except in your opinion, and I'm sure if you look hard enough someone will agree with you).


Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:24:16 PM
Um...actually, I *do* listen to them. I'm a metalhead from way back...but yeah, it's beside the point. I'm not sure why you introduced them into the conversation.

Clothing, music, media, whatever...you attacked the "hip", "trendy" aspect as if we were a bunch of idiots dressing up in costumes and playing music we don't really enjoy in some type of desperately contrived attempt to attract the "lost youth" of our city and "force" them into our "flock". That's a load of crap.

Oh, I forgot I "promoted" the webcast. Okay...so what? It's not "another attempt to be cool", though. We have hundreds of viewers around the world at every service. Sometimes more than the people in the building.

I'm not angry with you at all...you are obviously the offendable, excitable and angry one here with a chip on your shoulder. I find it amusing.


Center706
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 145 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:04:23 PM
...their congregations.

This exact conversation is going to be perfect ammunition for the next overly excitable "stylishly dressed" bible thumper I come across.

Good-night, AND GOD BLESS. (oops I let my secret out...guess who is a CHRISTIAN???)

And also, if you honestly cared to do some research on the religious stance of the majority of IAB members insetead of just lump us all together I would love to help you with that... I think you would be quite surprised.

-Center


Center706
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 145 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:56:33 PM
Wow, look at me I can Google Christian hardcore bands too.. that doesn't mean you listen to it...and quite frankly that wasn't my point.

I wasn't talking about your clothing, I wasn't talking about your musical choices... I was merely using the music as an example of the constant attempts by people to recruit people to the "flock".

Seriously I didn't mention fashion at all... I am just so stunned you talked to me about turning on your wife with your trendy dress... what does that have to do with anything?

I would also like to point out, you did promote your silly webcast (yet another attempt at being cool) to the whole IAB community and I quote:

"Also, we webcast every service. IAB is cordially invited (dared?) to join us anytime. Service times are on the website."

So go ahead, get angry because I tried to open up a discussion about the videos. That just further perpetuates the bias people all over the world have for religious zealots like yourself and thi


Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:43:50 PM
Oh, and this:

http://www.project86.com


Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:42:25 PM
You forgot a couple of my favorites:

http://demonhunter.net/main.php
http://www.spokenmusic.com/main.php


Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:38:14 PM
"Promotional"? Whatever. I didn't post it to evangelize. I posted it because a lot of people seem to think that all Christians are inbred snake-handlers, spazzed out holy-rollers, or otherwise freaky social misfits, hypocrites, and criminals. Those are the ONLY videos I see here as a representation of the church.

So...I enjoy IAB. It's a fun site with fun links, and I've been a member for a few years also. I just get fed up with all the anti-Christian bias sometimes.

My church doesn't "try" to be hip, cool, or trendy. This is not a "mask" we wear to trick people or "talk to them at their level". This IS our level. We are real people and this is how we are. I wear hip & trendy clothes. Not to attract you or "reach out" to your generation at your level...but because it turns my wife on and I like the rewards of that. I certainly won't apologize for not being pious enough to suit you. You say it scares you. Good. You


Center706
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 145 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:35:24 PM
a part of? No.

Wow, it's late and I am all flustered now.
-Center

p.s. the video is quite creepy as well.


Center706
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 145 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:30:53 PM
...I will give you three examples of said "hip bands" in the Metal/Hardcore genre:
The Devil Wears Prada

Norma Jean

Underoath

Those three are just a small but amazing examples of what the word of god sounds like when the people spreading it aren't trying so hard...and are just "doing it".

I have a very hard time listening to anyone who thinks they can personify a cultural movement and or generation by slapping a "cool" sticker on it and calling it things like "Un-Church" and "God's foot solders".

Do you honestly think any truly self-aware, free thinking 15-25 year old wants to be spoon fed a watered down version of the movement they are a p


Center706
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 145 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:11:52 PM
Myxgyglplx:
Look, in my 3 years of being registered I have made very few posts. Your "promotional" message got me to actually come out of hiding.

I am not going to sit and bash on any religion nor will I tell you which one I belong to... but I do have to say, your churches very weak attempt at being hip, cool, and trendy scares me. Why try and force people to listen to the word of god by "talking" to us on our level? Those videos wreak of falsity and awkwardness. I watched all of the links you posted, and honestly they scared me.

People in a lot of churches who are out of touch, older and far from todays "youth" struggle to mask their lack of understanding of modern culture by dressing up a message that they believe is worth hearing in "cheap knockoffs" of the real thing...(i.e. forced hip music)

There are bands with a "hip" sound out there right now that spread the word of god...



Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 9:54:54 PM
MK, we probably agree more than you think. You're absolutely right when you say that the best way that people are going to see God through you is how you live. I wouldn't dismiss the power of words, because what you SAY actually does matter. However, what you DO, how you LIVE and how you LOVE matters more.

Regarding the music...of course the music is near & dear to me, being a musician. However, musicians (especially us guitarists) are a dime a dozen. Good music and good songs don't make a church or provide anything truly substantial. Even the Hillsong leadership will tell you flatly that the music is NOT all they are as a church (that's just a very visible ministry of theirs). The music is worship, and it isn't for the people, it's for God. It's contemporary because we don't live in the 1700's anymore so we threw away the hymnal.

Oh, and church people turned me away from God for nearly 20 years. I still don't like most "church people".


Bulldozer
Male, 18-29, Australia
 112 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 7:02:51 PM
Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

morningkiwi
Female, 18-29, Canada
 152 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 5:35:56 PM
Sorry what I ment was that you cant force it. Typo. What I found about Hillsongs is that most if it's music is just like the so called secular music wich I find sings more about God that some of the christian music does. I was in a church that played the exact same music that you guys played. Sure it is good and you get prickly God feelings from it. I am talking about the band and the church. "Get out there and make a difference, make people see God." Basically all their songs say that and " God I am going to be this for you." I had to learn the hard way who Jesus really is and he does not want to make you do anything or try to be anything for him. The best way that people are going to see God through you is how you live. Not by what you say. And obviously I A B ers cant see you. It is not God that turns people away from God it is the people in the church that turn people away from him. Oh and Sabre200000 I totally agree I dont think they go to hell either.

PopeBenedict
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 643 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 4:18:20 PM
Meh

Sabre200000
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1054 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:26:34 PM
Don't give me that line about you're born a sinner. Infants/babies/toddlers that die young aren't burning in Hell.

Sabre200000
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1054 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:25:37 PM
...you talk about??

Sabre200000
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1054 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:24:37 PM
This video made me LOL...but it needs better music...more techno maybe.

Nearly every religion has it's good/kind people, BUT there is way too much blood on organized religions hands. I just don't want to be a part of any of them...good examples or not.

I'm better behaved than 99% of "christians" and I claim no religion AT ALL. I don't (never even tried something) smoke ANYTHING, get drunk, curse, etc. I've never gotten in trouble with the law. I'm happily married, have a beautiful baby girl..and I work hard for a living.

I'm the person I am without organized religion. There is too much brain washing and mailable people to feed into it in this world.

What we need is better parenting and teachers in this world. A bit more intelligence might help too.LOL

You know it's funny, I've been to religious presentation where they go into all this stuff about we all get addicted, get into trouble, sin a lot, are tempted....well, what about those of us that don't do the things yo


Camelnoise
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 259 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 2:45:08 PM
"You can force it. So dont even try."

Apparently you can force it


Myxgyglplx
Male, 30-39, Western US
 222 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 1:20:28 PM
Morningkiwi, I guess I don't follow your thought process. We're not Hillsongs, but we know some of the worship team and we do a few of their songs. Are you saying that because the music (theirs or ours) is polished, produced, and delivered with professional excellence then it's "fake" or somehow not "authentic" or a genuine expression of love and worship? I don't see any reason to say that. You don't have to have a homely person croaking "Amazing Grace" with an out of tune acoustic guitar to make worship music somehow more humble and heartfelt.

I do let people do their own thing. It isn't a matter of me "letting" or trying to force anything. I'm just pointing out that all Christians are not spastic holy-rollers.


morningkiwi
Female, 18-29, Canada
 152 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:32:54 PM
Myxgyglplx, Hill songs are so fake. Let people do thier own thing. God will reach them in his time. You can force it. So dont even try.

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