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How To Become a Sperm Donor

Hits: 46308 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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Male, 18-29, Europe
 170 Posts
Saturday, August 16, 2008 3:23:43 PM
I can't believe I'm the first person to say this...this is a JOKE people!

Well OK, maybe not entirely, there might be a few private sperm banks like that, but most won't care. However, most will only pay like ten dollars, and you can only donate once.

Personally, I think it's better to cut out the bank altogether. Just offer your service as a surrogate father

Male, 13-17, Western US
 102 Posts
Saturday, August 16, 2008 7:22:00 AM
i got a Mastorbatorium in my house ; )

well you knew SOMEBODY was gonna say it.

anywho, it looks like i fit in quite nicely, but i have moral issues about fathering a child that i will never know/see

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 130 Posts
Friday, August 15, 2008 8:06:10 AM
And that makes you straight?^

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 432 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 7:35:36 PM
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
141 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:49:27 PM
Also, dilldog, the size of a penis has nothing to do with the amount of semen, seeing as it's produced in the testicles.
No, actually, sperm are produced in the testicles.

Semen is produced by the prostate gland, bulbourethral gland (aka Cowper's gland), and the seminal vesicles.

You just got owned in male sexual anatomy.

Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:38:48 PM
how about that guy that fathered 40 children to help pay his way through college. lol. he has contact with some of the mothers though. he seemed really nice

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 285 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 4:32:19 PM
wow that takes a lot of effort. o_o

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 109 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:59:01 PM
yes, eggs, i did notice that. it unnervered me even more.

by the way, do sperm banks accept gay people? i hope so, because that's the only way i'll ever father a child(kind of).

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1147 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 10:06:13 AM
damn im at risk for high blood pressure, diabetes heart disease and i think cancer too. DAMN MY GENES, NOW I CAN NEVER JERK OFF IN A CUP!!! also did anyone notice how his cup 'o' kids was dangerously close to his mouth

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 412 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:46:57 AM
i'm just gonna sell mine from a cart in the street...i'll be beating them (get it?) at their own game.

Male, 13-17, Europe
 8 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 4:32:42 AM
<5% Thats my Career Down Drain ... =[

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 117 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 2:22:15 AM
that's the reason behind the Chinese Bone Stretching video!! He wants to be taller for ...

Male, 18-29, S. America
 108 Posts
Thursday, August 14, 2008 12:23:22 AM
like everything else in life, maybe I can get to sell sperm to a "pirate" clinic =p
or maybe try e-bay =p

Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 11:45:13 PM

And you thought they accepted just ANYONE as a sperm donor??? If they accepted anyone just because they were a w*nker, 99% of the population would be donating...

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 657 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:21:51 PM
I'm 5'9... FU CK!

Oh and everyone on my dads' side of the family has died from alcoholism or brain tumors. Yeah...

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 845 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:11:21 PM
I have the Beatles book at :50.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 8:46:36 PM
To everyone asking about height, it's because height is a symbol of prestige. I've seen and heard of a couple studies that basically show that taller people are more likely to be successful, and it's not because they're smarter or anything...Shorter people actually tend to be smarter...just goes to show you, beauty is better than brains ;)

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 122 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 8:35:59 PM
This should've came with a career buster alert. My hopes of shooting chickens into airplane windshields dashed and now this? Internet, why dost thou ruin my youthful dreams with thy omnipotent knowledge? Damn ye!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1183 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 8:17:01 PM
I would be a total sperm donating stud

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 533 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 8:15:08 PM
lets see
100 dollars per 1 sperm=yay
needles for blood testing= not yay
paying for child support=double not yay

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 676 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:40:04 PM
haha id love to donate my eggs... but i have a fun disease that can cause mental retardation and severe deformites that include bumps bone disfigurments and beinge tumors. tumors that left untreated can grow to be as large as 200 lbs! WOOT! haha not so much. anyways yea...

Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:35:59 PM
Not worth it, even if you're accepted because some a-hole judge says a sperm donor should be required to pay child support.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:21:01 PM
i wonder if all those little bits of information they gave us were true.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 390 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:16:49 PM
Damn. There goes my dream job

Male, 13-17, Western US
 294 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:00:16 PM
uh. i'm tall enough. hm. maybe if i get a college degree i'll be a viable choice, though if i have a degree it defeats my idea of donating sperm to get through college. oh well.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:57:39 PM

Wait, what? "Violation of nature baby"?

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