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Forklift Helps 700-Pound Man Make Rare Outing

Hits: 7113 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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mbor
Male, 30-39, Canada
 270 Posts
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 4:38:41 AM
Dude, I weigh 10 TIMES less than that. I can't find anyone to even date, AND HE'S ENGAGED?!!! Sorry, I am just having a rough morning. And I guess I don't talk much...

tannerb924
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 492 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:18:07 PM
just like in family guy

Unrepentant
Male, 40-49, Western US
 11 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:54:16 PM
So THAT'S why there are so many staring children in the world... he ate all their food.

kimberly163
Female, 18-29, Canada
 434 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 5:31:59 PM
didn't we already see a clip of him on here?
anyway 1250 pounds how can you get do fat????

__carebear__
Female, 13-17, Western US
 754 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 1:02:38 PM
Wow, I'm really glad the fiancee can look past his weight and love him. She must be a really great person. Or she just wants some media. Oh well.
She's pretty pretty for a woman who is engaged to an obese man...

the_windy
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1569 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:00:39 AM
*insert taco joke here*

Pattywagon
Male, 13-17, Canada
 63 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:43:10 AM
...jabba the hutt is real O_O

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:09:52 AM
I take offense to that, Jack. I hope for your sake that it's sarcasm.


And that's exactly what I was thinking of, Rendin. xD


MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1429 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:08:04 AM
**in the**

MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1429 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:07:04 AM
@silverthread
maybe we can make them extinct.
----------------------------------
think about actually putting him int he water.
would he sink from heaviness?
or will he float because how boyant he is.
the world may never know.
--unless...

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3380 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:19:25 AM
They NEED to put that Manatee back in the water. Those things are endangered.

Oystah
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 3906 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:14:13 AM
So who's forklifting him to the fridge? Sheesh! I like the clip when he's dancing in bed for exercise. I guess that's mean but it's funny. I also don't feel bad about all the crap I ate and drank this weekend.

Rendin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 13 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 8:46:37 AM
"What's that, Daddy?"

"Why, son, that's Mercury! The planet closest to the sun. What it's doing down here by the wharf I haven't an idea... Maybe we should ask a scientist."


"I'm a guy, you jerk!"


Scene from Family Guy depicting the EXACT same situation.


xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2419 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 8:44:03 AM
@ airsofter1: No way, he might eat the children.

airsofter1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1089 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 8:27:54 AM
i always wonder how these people mary. there is another one that got married. i mean NO sex life. NONE. wtf just go be a priest or something.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 8:26:27 AM
hunger for life, tee hee

FrigginMo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 266 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:48:28 AM
poo this is old. This guy used to be 1200 pounds. Of all the stories of insanely obese people this one is really the only one I feel sorry for. And he's the only one that seems to be a decent person with a hunger for life.

JackX
Male, 18-29, Europe
 64 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:23:19 AM
Mkay hes an exception the rest should be killed.
And his wife abused him so he gets let off anyway.

Marce
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:22:50 AM
You know.
He's lost 700 pounds.
kudos to him for not just dying, but trying to get down to a decent weight.

Foogle
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 38 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:18:42 AM
Disabled people? There are plenty of disabled that contribute to the world. Take Stephen Hawkins for example.

JackX
Male, 18-29, Europe
 64 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:01:28 AM
Fat people should all be gased to death.
Theyre a drain on their respective countries economy and dont deserve to live.
Same for the disabled of the world and the terminally ill.

Mistinguett
Female, 18-29, Europe
 53 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:50:21 AM
Ew he has a fiancée? Theres hope for us all..

arabking
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 145 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:28:00 AM
couldnt he just roll all the way to the lake? like start him on top of of a big ramp and just give him a push? wouldve saved a lot of time and money.

Igmo
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1264 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:04:43 AM
"If I was that fat I would just shoot myself."

Well, the bullet would most likely rebound off of your flabbyness, So that foils that plan.


yo-i-am-luke
Male, 18-29, Europe
 685 Posts
Tuesday, August 12, 2008 5:58:24 AM
Insugpaul has a point... how does he find it? You need to pee sometime o.o

And because they have nothing better to do then haul a big fat guy around, kairobert ^.^


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