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Greatest Wacky Confession Ever

Hits: 13545 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: fancylad
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emjaybee
Male, 13-17, Canada
 32 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2008 8:26:32 PM
lmao. "haul out his knife and start slashin'!"

how demure.


153Fish
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 160 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2008 11:10:02 AM
This dude has DEFINITELY got the insanity plea.

Trabenbass51
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 13 Posts
Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:19:33 AM
itz th@t g0sh darn rap musik and of of them drugs and ghetto thumpin..it playz trix on ya headspace...

Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
 2284 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 10:52:56 PM
I love how the cop is all excited about it. "It was STEVE who convinced him to HAUL out his knife and START SLASHING!!!"

airsofter1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1089 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 9:08:21 PM
i would never bunk with a guy that was in a f_ucking mental hospital

Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1378 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 9:05:52 PM
Ortega, he's crazy, but Otega Salsa is crazy good!!!

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 7:08:40 PM
Man, crazy people are...crazy.
They would keep them totally away from the rest of us, but it gets too expensive for someone that isn't warlock killing 80% of the time

Agentk120
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 511 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 2:54:02 PM
Should've used magic missile, wouldn't have left any clues. Also, drat you grammar checker, should've is a valid contraction!

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 11:52:36 AM
...and it happened in a group home for MENTAL PATIENTS. How surprising.

then00b2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 19 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 11:50:51 AM
Scizophrenic killing his room mate? Gee? And he blames his "imaginary friend" for saying Kill him he's a warlock? Serously it's not a sign of god it's a sign of the criminally insane. If you do remember everyone is entitled to live until they are a criminal. Where do you get an illusion of christ from this?

Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 3192 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 8:24:51 AM
The Late, Great George Carlin had a word for that neighbor's attitude: NIMBY. Not in my back yard.

REBELComx
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 477 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 8:13:33 AM
wait wait wait...this was in a GROUP HOME FOR MENTAL PATIENTS...how is this confession wacky? It's exactly what i'd expect.

Gunit1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 849 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 7:14:19 AM
HEY! I had an imaginary friend named steve! Well, I'm happy he found work......

jakesteele
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 57 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 6:21:28 AM
Primetimekin... If you search for "Evangelical witch" you had to have found multiple articles, including one titled "Evangelicals have become this century's witch burners".

I don't get how you're differentiating between evangelism and being Baptist. When I think of evangelicals, Billy Graham would be one of the first examples that comes to mind and he's a Southern Baptist.

Anyway... splitting hairs either way. The dogma supports the delusion and the acts of violence.


J4Y
Male, 13-17, Europe
 487 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 6:13:58 AM
Killeen, that sounds like a fun place to live, what with the name and all the witch hunts going on.

MidniteRun
Male, 13-17, Europe
 72 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 6:09:29 AM
It's people like this who cause Global Warming!

Samela
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 5:45:25 AM
ah, New Mexico... what has come of thee...

primetimekin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 8111 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 5:31:46 AM
jakesteele, they are baptist, I searched for evangelicals.

jakesteele
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 57 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 5:24:30 AM
All I have to say is... QQ more, PvP Server!

jakesteele
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 57 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 5:22:23 AM
primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
3289 Posts

Just did a search of man killing witch, I did not find a man killing a witch nor support from evangelical communities.
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Wikipedia, under "witch-hunt" - "In August 1999, Jack Harvey, pastor of Tabernacle Independent Baptist Church in Killeen, Texas allegedly arranged for at least one member of his church to carry a handgun during religious services, "in case a warlock tries to grab one of our kids...I've heard they drink blood, eat babies. They have fires, they probably cook them..." During speeches which preceded his church's demonstration against Wiccans, Rev. Harvey allegedly stated that the U.S. Army should napalm Witches. One of the protesters carried a sign which read "Witchcraft is an abomination" on one side and "Burn the witches off Ft. Hood" on the other. A Wiccan faith group is active at Ft. Hood, a large army base near Killeen.&quo


B0R3DoM
Male, 13-17, Europe
 170 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 5:09:21 AM
You can tell that bloke used to do voice overs for (American) football games.

primetimekin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 8111 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 4:23:55 AM
catbarf
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1022 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Thursday, July 31, 2008 9:28:36 PM
Replace Steve with God.
Replace warlock with witch.
'God told me he had to die, because he was a witch!'

Cue mindless support from the evangelical community.

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Just did a search of man killing witch, I did not find a man killing a witch nor support from evangelical communities.


Siora
Male, 18-29, Europe
 222 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 4:08:45 AM
He probably didn't give him a healthstone.

J4Y
Male, 13-17, Europe
 487 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 2:30:53 AM
Why are people blaming GTA4? Sure it promotes violence but I'm pretty sure there aren't any warlocks or imaginary people called Steve in it?

AnImbroglio
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 839 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 2:11:12 AM
Dude... What happens when that warlock gets enough experience to start throwing around 9th level spells? Then I'll bet you wished you took him out sooner, huh.

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