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Best Airline Promotion Ever

Hits: 13559 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Travel | Added by: techgeek07
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Richard18
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 25 Posts
Wednesday, February 03, 2010 6:28:48 AM
That sounds like a great promotional product.

Neagle
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1405 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 7:30:51 PM
This is the type of "guy" who would send his hoe to give you a BJ, handcuff you to the bed and steel all your belongings. Chimpsy bitch.

PianoMan21
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 317 Posts
Friday, August 01, 2008 12:08:40 PM
He just earned my ticket.

Max_Normal
Male, 30-39, Europe
 499 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:07:40 PM
Schlagjob?

woomanfoo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 540 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 1:14:30 PM
I knew you weren't seriously asking that, I was just making sure you knew what it sounded like.

Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:53:38 AM
shagthefag

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
104 Posts
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:10:08 PM

there's no german for blowjob. That blows. See what I did there?

not only does it blow, it sucks, see what i did there?


Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2918 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:48:58 AM
himalariou :|

Seven1Eight2
Female, 18-29, Western US
 97 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:35:51 AM
Good vid, but really... 4 stars? I give it 3 at best. He said blowjob... it wasn't exactly comedic gold,yet everyone is sniggling like a bunch of 8th graders over it.
I want to hear him do his version of the Aristocrats for his plane promotion... then I'll give him 4 stars.

deanmalenko
Male, 18-29, Europe
 352 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 9:10:34 AM
bett und blasen ... sounds better for me in german :)

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12058 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 8:46:44 AM
Full Metal Jacket clip here. Cinematic gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHmefyksm_I


msdenee
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 236 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 8:46:03 AM
"Wait... if they're blowing you, what exactly are they reaching around to do?"

Come on now Jake! I'm a woman and I know the answer to that one. They're reaching around to change the TV station.


freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11638 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 8:17:45 AM
OK, I'm saving up now. I'll be earning all sorts of frequent blow....flyer miles on that airline.

austinfoley
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 7:25:48 AM
Ha..Michael O'Leary, what a legend!!! He's a shrewd business man. The blowjobs on the plane comment.... its aimed directly at the tabloid newspapers. They'll put the story on front page and Michael O'Leary and Ryanair get a bucket load of free advertising!!
The man is a genius! he runs the airline the way a business should be run. That's why Ryanair have almost $4 billion of cash in the bank while most other airlines are struggling!!

On the other hand....I'm sure it would be a 'no frills' blowjob!!


dustbin1_uk
Male, 18-29, Europe
 25 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 5:31:54 AM
GODS DO I HATE RYAN AIR!

This just prooves to me what a scumbag rip off murchant this guy is. I once flew with Ryan air to Spain. only 15kgs baggage, when at the time EVERYONE else was offering 20kgs, if your even a small amount over at least a 50 euro charge! Bunch of something I can't say cause the filter stops me! dammit!


pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4243 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 5:17:49 AM
Awesome, simply awesome.

jakesteele
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 57 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:56:28 AM
schecter5
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
13 Posts Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:10:29 PM
wow.. free blowjobs.. beats american airlines :D
but i gotta ask, do they also offer a complimentary reach around?

Wait... if they're blowing you, what exactly are they reaching around to do?


Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2508 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:54:21 AM
Bwaha! All press conferences should be as genuine as this.

ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
 207 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:47:17 AM
Fwoggie! Are you mental?!? O'Leary is an absolute legend. The man who tells his staff to steal pens from colleagues so he doesn't have to buy them any, the man who drives in taxi lanes by buying a hackney plate for his car... what more can you want from a company executive?

i-am-horny
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1062 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:21:26 AM
lol :L

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:21:23 AM
He's got to be one of the most unethical businessmen in the world.

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:21:01 AM
God I really really really hate O'Leary, you just want to punch the living pooe out of him....

Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2236 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:14:14 AM
=0

I was actually shocked.
haahahahha


wolladude
Male, 30-39, Europe
 342 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:04:19 AM
Schecter5...the quote is "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would drat a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" and its from Full Metal Jacket

Vikstar
Female, 18-29, Europe
 403 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 1:55:23 AM
In case anyone was wondering, 'Blasen' is German for blow-job :P

B3N0C1D3
Male, 18-29, Western US
 788 Posts
Thursday, July 31, 2008 1:15:10 AM
Guess this guy hasn't heard of the mile-high club. There's a lot more than just blowjobs to be offered on a plane. Though, that kind of thing is usually frowned upon by the airline company.

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