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Injection Knife Vs. Watermelon

Hits: 24441 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Weird | Added by: littlemissqt
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DolceAmaro
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 74 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:06:40 PM
lol. i don't quite understand how these knives could be used in a practical, non-violent manner, but maybe that's because they aren't SUPPOSED to be used in a practical, non-violent manner.

silverwing23
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 112 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:05:42 PM
... why in the world would they make that???? what possible reason would there be to create such a thing... *thinks about exploding things*... ohhhhh

kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 6:05:15 PM
Why the hell would you want to do that to another human?

JimboH
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 601 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 5:04:43 PM
That looks like it would be pretty brutal to take in the gut.

Not only are you taking 6 inches of steel, but you're also going to get that bloated, over-full feeling.


astridhaze
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 761 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 5:03:24 PM
I think that could very useful...


Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
 4196 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:43:22 PM
""Why oh why do we think of such awful creations? "Surely money would be better spent thinking of things that would help humanities problems, not create them?"

Personally I think saving people from sharks is quite a help to people"

That may be the intention, but wait til it gets into the military or black market, thats what I meant


TinyTrumpet
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:40:43 PM
and to think you could be eating that watermelon instead of exploding it...

and CaptainPat,

"The WASP Injector Knife is ideally used as a:
- Diving Knife
- Hunting Knife
- Tactical Knife"

lol i agree with fockinator


CaptainPat
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2785 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:16:20 PM
wait do you need a new little cartidge for each stab?
also what is the benefit of a knife that blasts compressed air in a burst powerful enough to split a watermelon in half?

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4884 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:08:03 PM
Jeez, like we needed another way of killing things.

Isn't this just a tad bit overkill though? If getting stabbed doesn't kill you, flash-freezing your innards will. If flash-freezing your innards won't kill you, getting gas bubbles in your blood system will.


kenny_f
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1849 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:04:21 PM
stupid hippies. it may not be practical, but it is awesome

kenny_f
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1849 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:02:29 PM
i want that watermelon

ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
 207 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:51:59 PM
"Why oh why do we think of such awful creations? "Surely money would be better spent thinking of things that would help humanities problems, not create them?"

Personally I think saving people from sharks is quite a help to people


Fockinator
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 51 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:44:16 PM
This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface.

Isn't it fuggin crazy what you can find out by going to the website that's mentioned in the movie?


Ruswut
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1286 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:42:28 PM
I really can't see it being used though..
1. The time and danger it takes to get this close
2. The noise of the gas release.
3. The empty gas canisters you'll leave around
4. The replacements/empties you carry will take up valuable space.

Not sure you can have a laser that burns without actually burning.. laser= light amplification by stimulated electron resonance.. or something like that.. so it's going to be an incredibly intense light and thus burn... maybe some sort of huge microwave beam though...


Dooked
Male, 18-29, Europe
 708 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:40:58 PM
I want it! RIGHT NOW!

ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
 207 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:28:07 PM
"Either way it's less efficient for cutting than a knife"

???
It is a knife, but with a small tube running the length of the blade. The video just makes it look like a skewer type thing because of the angle it's at.
It's deadly, silent and kills quickly, so it's perfect for the military.


"The Marines don't need anything like that. They already have a laser that "creates a sensation of burning without actually burning". They call it a "non-lethal weapon", though I call it a torture device."

This is a lethal weapon though, and it'll replace their knives if it's used


Siyanor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1456 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:19:43 PM
The Marines don't need anything like that. They already have a laser that "creates a sensation of burning without actually burning" (not exact quotation, but something like that). They call it a "non-lethal weapon", though I call it a torture device.

Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
 4196 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:12:14 PM
Why oh why do we think of such awful creations? Surely money would be better spent thinking of things that would help humanities problems, not create them?

Joolin
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1004 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:11:34 PM
Is there any practical purpose for this? I mean seriously, even if its only purpose is to hurt people, either the victim would have to be completely immobile or the attacker would have to have really fast reflexes. Either way it's less efficient for cutting than a knife and less efficient for killing than a gun.

P.S. - I've said it before and I'll say it again, IAB needs a comment rating system like Youtube so useful comments get more attention and comments from jackholes like Brunch and Mafiacrime get hidden.


Matwix_2004
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2105 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:09:29 PM
Sick - I'm sure, as I said before, a cattleprod would work just as well.

Norris
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 996 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:09:27 PM
and sick1600...they stab in the lung so you cant call for help :P

Norris
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 996 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:06:37 PM
Hm, this would make sense for underwater fishing.

ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
 207 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 3:06:05 PM
"but I really hope these things don't slip into the public, or we are all screwed"

You can buy them off the site, they're diving and hunting knives


sick1600
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 2:59:28 PM
but I really hope these things don't slip into the public, or we are all screwed.

sick1600
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 19 Posts
Sunday, July 20, 2008 2:58:18 PM
Highly specialized marines/soldiers would know where to stab someone to kill them in a matter of seconds/minutes, but if you are facing a big guy, instead of having to stab him multiple times and giving him many chances to hurt you you can just stab him once and hit a button and he is basically immobilized or dead.

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