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Botched Suicide Attempt

Hits: 17521 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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cielrouge
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 119 Posts
Saturday, July 19, 2008 10:05:34 AM
thats so stupid... his "suicide" isnt based on an episode of csi, the conclusion to the investigation is based on csi.

effin cops... morons


paradix
Male, 18-29, Europe
 143 Posts
Saturday, July 19, 2008 7:34:44 AM
Ahh... thee old baloon gun suicide trick :P

handsomefag
Male, 18-29, Asia
 295 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 6:54:16 PM
poo man, close one

Tekno
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 1202 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 6:52:31 PM
I remember that episode, too.

minicabbage
Male, 13-17, Europe
 94 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 5:27:19 PM
Elaborate suicide or very clever murderer...??!

DarkProdigy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 467 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 7:10:54 AM
Aww. After I read docwatson's post, I feel sorry for him now...

mordecai8318
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 17 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 5:29:19 AM
assuming that this isn't actually a murder made to look like a suicide made to look like a murder, poor guy thought he could help his wife with insurance money. he should have paid an assassin to murder him. then his wife definitely would have collected.

sucks either way.


kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 3:38:09 AM
I prefer NCIS over CSI, even though its almost the same.

Devi3000
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1527 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 2:19:15 AM
Wha a douchebag. EVERYONE REJOICE THE WORLD IS RID ONE DOUCHE!!!!

pariahnola
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 651 Posts
Friday, July 18, 2008 12:35:15 AM
I hate CSI that show is so full of s hit its not even funny

togetec
Male, 13-17, Western US
 620 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:21:08 PM
he obviously had no friends

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 8:20:44 PM
Odin damned! That guy had issues

hooray4hazel
Female, 13-17, Canada
 261 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 8:08:09 PM
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


EPIC FAIL.


Kay62442
Female, 13-17, Western US
 870 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:36:06 PM
Well, at least his main objective was accomplished. .__.

And I know that this is 9rrelevant, but...

...why is it that we all only notice that Fancylad changes his identity when he's suddenly from Canada?


bwahbwah
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 985 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:10:03 PM
Hahahah I'm not gonna lie thats pretty drating awesome.
Kudos to that guy, shame it didn't work.
Brilliant idea to be honest.

xXxNatexXx
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 137 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:33:11 PM
i betcha he's pissed that it didn't work xD

beki_mc
Female, 18-29, Europe
 8 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 4:08:20 PM
did the cop remind anyone else of the iced tea/oreo guy? I can just imagine him telling people not to rupture the center...

unsub
Female, 18-29, Europe
 892 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:51:57 PM
"Notice how they never mention how the victim was able to set a gun perfectly in a cactus,..."
----
The gun got tangled up in the cactus instead of floating away but it wasn't set there.

Also, it's not a botched suicide, that guy was pretty successful.


beatlefaerie
Female, 18-29, Western US
 297 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:47:02 PM
Did they say his name was Hitman?

Agentk120
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 511 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:42:39 PM
Uhh, that suicide attempt doesn't sound botched to me. Botched fraud perhaps, but the suicide seems rather successful.

Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1378 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 2:06:14 PM
T.V., what can't it teach us. Brilliant!!!

Gerbear
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1183 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:47:17 PM
overseeing red lobsters is a "good job"?

Sabre200000
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1054 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:35:23 PM
stevo3210

LOL, wow stevo...you about as smart as the guy this article is about. I'm not even going to bother explaining it to you if you didn't get the entire thing the first time.

LOL, if this was a murder made to look like a failed suicide attempt. That would be funny...well, in a way.


BoNe_Juggalo
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 347 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:27:13 PM
Last week Fancylad was 13-17 and from Asia. Now he's 60-69 and from Canada... You get around a lot don't you fancy?

PianoMan21
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 317 Posts
Thursday, July 17, 2008 12:24:24 PM
Seems like he was successful to me...

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