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Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw

Hits: 15713 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: fancylad
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DolceAmaro
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 74 Posts
Monday, July 21, 2008 6:43:36 PM
wow what a gruesome way to die.....and aftershock that isn't funny. ok its a little funny. lol.

beaman
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 111 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 6:34:08 PM
Did he die?

AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2479 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 3:14:22 PM
HE SHOULD HAVE DOUSED HIMSELF WITH GASOLINE BETTER...IMMOLATION!!! BEST WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. QUANG DUC STYLE!!!

catsthewagon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 95 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 10:54:22 AM
actually a lot of chainsaws don't have the double fail safe. My dad just bought a STIHL and it doesn't have it, and his friend is always scaring him because he tries to use his own chainsaw one-handed(not a good idea)

newbie4sale
Female, 18-29, Asia
 104 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 6:57:10 AM
It's weird that the cops were so quick to rule it a suicide. There are plenty of options when it comes to offing oneself, and I doubt "decapitation by chainsaw" is anywhere near the top 10.

Ohnjaynb
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 597 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 6:18:13 AM
Also, modern chainsaws in America DO have failsafes in them. Either he bypassed them or used an old chainsaw.

Ohnjaynb
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 597 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 6:17:00 AM
Shocking real image of this poor tormented man shortly before the incident.



itsallfake
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 475 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 5:44:39 AM
Ok, unless they make chainsaws in england different than in america, i don't see how this is even possible. In america, the chainsaw has a double layer failsafe system to prevent an accident. 1, you have a thumbswitch that has to be pushed in before the trigger will run, and 2 - your support hand is placed in a cage like mechanism to hold the handle. If your support hand in the "cage" slips and the cage moves forward or backward, the chainsaw immediately stops and the engine is shut off... So let me get this straight. An old man who lives in a FLAT, where he has no yard to care for, no trees to maintanance, and by all appearance no fireplace to feed, just happens to have a chainsaw that he is somehow able to bypass the safety features of just to perform and elaborate decapitation of himself? And somehow local police see this as perfectly normal behavior of suicides in the area? WTF

bwahbwah
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 985 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 3:33:42 AM
....I just don't get it.
How exactly would you manage to fully decapitate yourself with a chainsaw before you dropped like a rock?
Just swing it really fast at your neck?
This guy has balls of steel.

eleutherarch
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1005 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 3:15:09 AM
"i was kinda expecting a magic trick..."
Me too. ):

mal_BB
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1224 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 2:59:18 AM
Poor guy; he obviously had severe mental problems why wasn't more done to help him? And manditaaknfv, yes, it was a badly written article. In the daily mail, they're all like that!

kikij
Female, 18-29, Europe
 312 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 1:47:54 AM
We also have 112 as an emergency number as well as 999. Poor bloke though, that's one hell of a way to go for when you can't quite reach the 9 I suppose.
I'm pretty sure if the housing company had wanted to off him they would have used a less bizarre and brutal method than suicide by chainsaw.

manditaaknfv
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 287 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 10:55:27 PM
badly written article. poor guy. he seemed lonely

Tdogg111
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 530 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 9:21:28 PM
wow. Like seriously wow

SammyCyanide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 430 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 8:54:39 PM
day456, your avatar made me laugh my ass off. 4chan ftw...

No, failchan for the fail.
420chan is where it's at.


SammyCyanide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 430 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 8:53:05 PM
I think he was trying to make a point. You take my home, I take my head. I make you go through a crapton of paperwork and no one is going to want to live here after me because I'm the man that offed himself with chainsaw. Take that governmentz ftw.

MYCHEMGIRL
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1429 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 8:39:55 PM
gah...
'POLICE BELEIVED'

sorry, i jut had to put that out there.


Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1378 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 8:30:03 PM
humiliation...my bad read it after I posted...

Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1378 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 8:29:15 PM
The brain will remain working for about 90 seconds after it has been removed from the body, executioners used to spit in the still mentally acute faces of disembodied heads to add further humilation. Now while this head was sitting on the ground for the last 30 seconds, I wonder what he was thinking.

AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 7:58:12 PM
DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN SOMEONE DIED SO IM GOING TO SHOUT DARWIN HAHAHA LIKE EVERY OTHER DEATH POST HAHA HAHAHA ZOMG DARWIN DARWIN

doodlydoo727
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 424 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 7:57:13 PM
i was expect a picture or a video.sux

handsomefag
Male, 18-29, Asia
 295 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 6:58:44 PM
ive lived in MY home for 8 years too.

tis
Female, 18-29, Western US
 119 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 6:20:21 PM
damn now that is fcking AWESOME!! BRAVO!!!!!

petey112
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 354 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 6:18:56 PM
FAIL

luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
 2402 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 5:50:27 PM
That guy really loves that house. >_>

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