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Best Porn Intro Ever

Hits: 34113 | Rating: (3.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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5starsexii
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 3 Posts
Thursday, May 13, 2010 9:48:09 PM
dats cute

OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1208 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:54:17 AM
Removed. :(

eeeriddler08
Female, 13-17, Western US
 377 Posts
Saturday, July 19, 2008 1:58:31 PM
lmfao. made my day

gcamaro32
Male, 18-29, Western US
 245 Posts
Tuesday, July 15, 2008 8:15:13 PM
and to think many a men were holding their junk while watching this...

Fwoggie2
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1754 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2008 1:48:28 PM
Man, if only it had fallen out of a passing aeroplane, then you could have had a pisstake of snakes on a plane...

ninjanamedjt
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 249 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:30:11 AM
eh... uh... er...
How do I reply to such a great performance? I'm awestruck

lagatitamala
Female, 18-29, S. America
 194 Posts
Friday, July 11, 2008 11:48:02 PM
omg lol.....that was just stupid if pornos were made like the deep throat one they mght actually be worth really watching....

spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Friday, July 11, 2008 10:47:19 PM
haha. wow.
crappy intro.
but i WOULD love to have that snake to scare people. lol.

soleado10er
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 42 Posts
Friday, July 11, 2008 8:55:51 PM
I like LadyWeasel's idea...which shows that iab readers should write their own porn scripts.

thealchemist
Male, 13-17, Canada
 10 Posts
Friday, July 11, 2008 1:46:25 PM
Woah! That is weird...

MissGrey
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 60 Posts
Friday, July 11, 2008 12:50:53 PM
lol, that was funny
the snake part looked like me and my friends trying to remake snakes on a plane!

LadyWeasel
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 464 Posts
Friday, July 11, 2008 2:32:32 AM
A better story line was if the snake bit his naughty parts and the Hungarian woman had to suck the poison out. But, the question remains, who gets to use the snake puppet and grab his crotch?

Joey11y
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 524 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 11:37:32 PM
LOL classic! The guy sorta looks like Lt. Dangle from Reno 911.

DOUBLE_L7
Male, 18-29, Canada
 86 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:53:01 PM
Hey I cured cancer;) Personally I would have gone with the line "OMG it bit me!! You will have to suck out the poison."

ilovetristan
Female, 18-29, Western US
 665 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:27:28 PM
That really is the best intro ever. I can't stop laughing.

jamzzz
Female, 18-29, Western US
 179 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 9:05:45 PM
I wish just ONCE, a guy would use such a clever pick up line as that in real life.

mylostdog
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 460 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 8:50:48 PM
oh. my. god. no words.

Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 844 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:52:07 PM
You right!



bobaah_mc
Male, 18-29, Europe
 106 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:44:16 PM
^ Is that supposed to be a mastercard-type ad joke. Like:
Giant Rubber Snake: $5
T-shirt with canada on the front: $10
Coming up with the best line in any porno ever: Priceless

Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 844 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:30:27 PM
The snake fight was an omen/innuendo(that's how you spell it, right?):

Snake= penis

Guy grunting with force & rolling on the ground= wild sex

Audience having second thoughts about the so-called snake= Bad sex for her

Snake= $12


greazytings
Female, 13-17, Canada
 123 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:04:51 PM
LOL.. "let me show you another one."

thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 3246 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:01:03 PM
Wow, what a setup. Love how he keeps punching the snake as it is escaping his brutal bashing. Fortunately, not all snakes are scary

TurkzAnGeL
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 86 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:00:39 PM
That was SO bad hahaha I love how he just did the transition, "They're not all bad, here, I'll show ya another one" HAHAHAHA CLASSIC BAR LINE. Did he look retarded to anyone else also?

iluv2paclgo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 40 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 3:28:17 PM
HAHAHA LMAO

DVLDRVR666
Male, 13-17, Canada
 620 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 3:09:48 PM
jesus wtf was that

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