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How To Pick Handcuffs

Hits: 16620 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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VagueReality
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 80 Posts
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 10:43:44 PM
Interesting but slooow.

Lemmesleepin
Female, 13-17, Western US
 5 Posts
Monday, July 14, 2008 4:21:43 AM
I can tell you three ways a lot faster then this.
1: Push your hand tword the person locking the handcuffs so you have room to slip over your wrist.
2: Break the clip off a pencap and slide between the metal teeth and thelock so the teeth don't lock.
3: The stupided thing ever...go buy a key for 10 bucks.

waath1
Male, 18-29, Australia
 438 Posts
Saturday, July 12, 2008 2:18:49 AM
I'd use this just as a party trick. I'll just run in the door going "poo poo someone help, I need a bobby pin" and they'll go "oh man, what's going on?" and I'll be like all "no time to talk! none! quick!" and they'd give me a bobby pin and I'd pick them, grab a beer and a lady and then like... sweet makeouts? (happily engaged, I swear)

rockeine
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 40 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 11:23:12 AM
I had that problem last night. ^ I tried and tried but everytime I reached for it she'd slap me...and then give me rectal trauma.......

tp12
Male, 13-17, Europe
 128 Posts
Thursday, July 10, 2008 2:47:18 AM
"what if you can't reach your lock pick from the bed?"

dude, you should always hide your lockpick (yes one word.) in your rectum!


Evil_the_Nub
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 24 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 10:57:14 PM
It's not the cops with handcuffs I'm worried about, it's the wackjobs with the store bought cuffs.

biggraft
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 41 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 10:28:34 PM
Officer I swear...I just have really bad teeth and I need this!

SFunk
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:40:39 PM
everyone keeps bring up the point(which is valid, don't get me wrong...) that you won't be carrying these with you when you get arrested, but uh...what do you plan to do if you're uncuffed? judo chop the chops into submission and resort to exile?

Scythe246
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 307 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 5:26:00 PM
Okay, first of all, I think the cop would search you BEFORE putting the cuffs on. Second, it's not like you would have to carry those damn things everywhere in case you got arrested...

trello
Male, 30-39, Europe
 130 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 2:03:53 PM
Ermm..not quite, Randy. The cuffs are still connected by metal rivets, but the hard reinforced plastic is very durable, and even if you do saw through that, there is still a metal core. (Sorry, my bad - not rubber)

UK cops also back-stack if they have to, but usually when you arrest someone, they're fairly compliant (only drunks, the desperate, well-armed, or the terminally stupid will try to resist arrest). If you have reason to believe that they will be a danger to you, or themselves, then back-stack, but it's easy to control a prisoner with a front stack, while you're holding the rigid bar. Just a twist and they're in agony...(ahem!) .

Mind you, if the s**t is hitting the fan, then whatever works is fine as long as the cuffs go on. I've been witness to some very clumsy cuffings, but only cos the prisoner struggled.

...and any UK cop who stands directly in front of a prisoner is asking for trouble.


B0R3DoM
Male, 13-17, Europe
 170 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 1:32:01 PM
Hahaha. This is obsolete as they use security handcuffs nowadays... at least in britain.

RandyTheFool
Male, 18-29, Western US
 811 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:46:17 PM
Trello: Damn, you guys have it easy. Even if your hands were in a stack position. I mean, hard rubber instead of chain? I'm surprised more people don't just take off, run to their homes, and have a buddy saw the damned things off... then pick the actual cuff. Next you'll be telling me the cops have wooden legs, bulldogs all have rubber teeth and your hens lay soft-boiled eggs.

I always figured the police here in the states cuffed behind the back because it's safer for the cops since you're not facing them directly (can't land a blow with your fists, head butt them, et cetera especially when they pile on top of you to get you down.), makes it difficult to really reach anything in pockets and what have you and it makes things awkward and slow if you want to run.


trello
Male, 30-39, Europe
 130 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:11:03 PM
A few misconceptions, and a few truths here - at least as far as UK Police issue handcuffs & cuffing are concerned...

Randythefool: It's easier & more comfortable to have the cuffs in front. Most UK cops use the front stack position. Hands in front, one over the other (fold your arms, then move your arms an inch apart, and so your wrists are above eachother)

UK Issue cuffs have a rigid hard rubber centre. Not a chain. - Big advantages are that if someone kicks off while you've only got one cuff on, you can control them more easily....

UK cops are also trained to put the cuffs over the soft part between the hand & wrist - comfortable, but hurts like hell if you try to bend your wrist (as in try to pick cuffs)

Still, a cool video if you ever find yourself with a pair of Smith & Wesson handcuffs, not surrounded by cops, and have half a bobby pin to hand....


StapleMeElmo
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1021 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:00:19 PM
Next time lets have a video of how to not get caught by the cops after committing a "felony". Shooting out my hated neighbors car tires and windows was just a prank. I didn't even use a real gun!

bolster
Male, 18-29, Asia
 11 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 11:17:08 AM
try doing it when youre cuffed from the back.. >.<

protgod
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 18 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 10:59:29 AM
Ya, this is all great. One huge, glaring problem: many cops don't use handcuffs anymore.
Zip ties are cheaper, easier to use, and harder to get out of (unless you've got some way to cut them). So this video is slightly dated. In principle, it's absolutely essential knowledge. In practice, rarely will anyone have the opportunity to use it.

lVledic
Male, 13-17, Western US
 45 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 9:33:50 AM
No there are ways to hide lets say a bobby pin and (unless you get cavity searched, and i dont mean up the butt either) you can hid half a bobby pin. and your only a pervert if they were fluffy handcuffs and even then you have to buy at least 2.

Neon_Fedora
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 687 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 8:28:58 AM
^RandyTheFool true. Imma stick to bobby pins, always have, always will.

BathingApe
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 31 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:11:46 AM
For this to work you would have to carry those items...I don't have hair to wear a bobby pin, they are gonna take the dental tool, and if I had a paper clip in my pocket that means I would have to dig in my pockets which would probably alert them...lol unless you have sh*t load of time and are unsupervised this seems almost useless

RandyTheFool
Male, 18-29, Western US
 811 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:11:42 AM
This is all fine and dandy for the 1% of people who will be cuffed with their hands facing front, but the 99% of people who get cuffed with their hands behind their back are screwed.

wincal308
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 6:38:46 AM
Yeah... except cops are trained to place the cuffs on with the key hole facing the other direction. Not so easy to pick that way!

malikymoo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2039 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 6:01:43 AM
geat. im gunna have to carry a pin around in my pocket just in case now...

643197
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1090 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 5:52:18 AM
like a cop wouldnt notice that your taking off ur handcufs.

finnishrock
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 55 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 5:29:01 AM
i was about to say the same thing i-am-emo
i lold when he said that

keatonatron
Male, 18-29, Asia
 680 Posts
Wednesday, July 09, 2008 4:08:58 AM
He has to spend 30 seconds explaining how to break a bobby pin?

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