 Nazarene
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 187 Posts
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Thursday, July 03, 2008 8:23:21 PM
This is great!!! I’m a fat, left handed, nudist, dwarf, golf caddie, with twins, and I do a mean Klingon duck call.
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 gorgokid333
Male, 13-17, Western US
228 Posts
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Thursday, July 03, 2008 4:02:10 PM
what about the one for kids who speak klingon? |
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 muffie22
Female, 18-29, Europe
28 Posts
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Thursday, July 03, 2008 7:47:16 AM
i meant 4 inches.. not just inches lol |
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muffie22
Female, 18-29, Europe
28 Posts
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Thursday, July 03, 2008 7:46:40 AM
hahaha inches shourter and i coulda applied for the dwarfism one =P srsly
anyone want to cut off a bit of my legs?? |
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 coolbananas
Female, 18-29, Australia
859 Posts
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Thursday, July 03, 2008 12:02:22 AM
Left handed scholarship!
Im left handed!wooo |
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 Baconeater
Male, 18-29, Western US
434 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 10:06:33 PM
Sweet! Ima tell my twin bro about that one. Finally I get payed for putting up with him for this long. |
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 Djer
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
843 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 8:37:05 PM
I've seen the Ayn Rand scholarship before. I might apply for that. |
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 sbhamster3
Female, 70 & Over, Western US
86 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 7:32:43 PM
im going for the fat exceptance scolarship... |
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 parfumes
Female, 13-17, Western US
68 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 6:30:51 PM
I bet a lot of money that guys who run the nudist scholarships are registered offendershttp://www.familywatchdog.us/ |
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 A_fruitbat
Female, 13-17, S. America
33 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 6:29:13 PM
Fruit bats don't go to college. |
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 Wagonlover
Male, 18-29, Australia
292 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 6:16:47 PM
im going for the first two scholarships |
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 xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
2419 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 6:06:13 PM
Anyone who's been tortured by Atlas Shrugged or any of her other fiction books should get $10,000. Don't get me wrong I think her philosophy is good, but she has got to be one of the most terrible writers I have ever encountered (sans Anne Dillard, of course). |
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 oumaverick
Male, 18-29, Southern US
198 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 6:05:00 PM
Might go for the Ayn Rand scholarship. Just do a nice breakdown of the book using the game "Bioshock" (the game's story and characters are very influenced by the Ayn Rand book). |
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 _Perfection_
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1783 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 5:41:21 PM
It's a good thing me and my twin are fat, nudist, left-handed dwarves who caddie during the week, duck call on the weekends, and go to the occasional Klingon convention. Up until now, life has been really rough on us. |
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 NicoNico
Female, 18-29, Southern US
437 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 5:40:22 PM
Yeah, mental_floss always says that. Kinda doesn't make it too secret after awhile.Heh, Klingon scholarship for linguists. Makes sense. *goes and applies for the nudist scholarship* |
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 Chappell
Male, 13-17, Southern US
70 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 5:39:17 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
NAAFA!!!!!!!!!-national association to advance fat exceptance... you have got to be kidding me |
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 mntsfam
Female, 13-17, Western US
300 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 5:27:28 PM
i feel like being a golf caddie all of the sudden... |
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 Paul1582
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
674 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 5:22:12 PM
10. $1,000 from the Marie Simmons Scholarship for twins or those who have given birth to twins."...those who have given birth to twins." If I'm not mistaken, college USUALLY starts at 18, right? Also, the ending is funny when it says "super special secret." |
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 Ashwindow
Female, 18-29, Southern US
5734 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 5:13:35 PM
The duck call one was funny.. |
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 meganfallen
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
194 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 4:41:57 PM
psh someone should have told me about the left handed one before i started college. |
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 B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
2981 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 4:34:43 PM
And they told me being a tall, fat, left handed, duck calling, nudist caddy with a love for linguistics would never pay off. |
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 LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
3481 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 4:21:17 PM
I'm going for the midget and nudists scholarships. |
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 JoeTheRipper
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
287 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 4:18:33 PM
Shazbot, i missed the dwarfism scholarship by 8 inches :( |
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 BlackRose09
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
24 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 4:15:05 PM
welp..better go practice that duck call of mine |
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 NeiltheSheep
Male, 18-29, Western US
420 Posts
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008 4:12:07 PM
haha..I wish I had a ton of money...I'd sit around all day and think of crazy scholarship funds to...erm...fund. That sounds fun to me |
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