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For Sale: 4-Bedroom Home, New Carpet, Eager Lady

Hits: 13408 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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richoricho
Male, 40-49, Australia
 1043 Posts
Tuesday, July 01, 2008 5:58:04 AM
Argh that's too blonde!

techgeek07
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 2577 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 2:04:52 PM
The 21 y/o daughter would fetch a much better price

PinkAndGreen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 917 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 1:04:12 PM
"How did you meet your husband?"

"Oh, he bought me off Ebay? Isn't that just romantic?!"


BlueJack
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 386 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 1:01:34 PM
i wonder how her children feel about this. "my mom's for sale on ebay!"

skilfrat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 49 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 12:05:23 PM
I can understand the craigslist thing.. but ebay? Idiot.

skilfrat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 49 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 12:04:36 PM
I look at it this way. Shes looking for a prince charming but if you sell it on ebay the sale is final. What if you get a douchebag who doesnt want the girl, just the house. And he kicks her and her kids out? He can do it after all, he is legally the owner of the house...

Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2180 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 8:52:40 AM
The catch: If she divorce the guy she takes back half the value of the house.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13431 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 8:08:40 AM
Are the daughters included??

lava_tomato
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 170 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 8:05:09 AM
I have to wonder what the kids think of this.

the auction ends on my birthday :D


Wundt
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 364 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 6:41:03 AM
That is sad.

I know it is hard to meet people, especially when you are older and have kids. But, this cannot be a good idea.


marvinius
Male, 18-29, Europe
 360 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 12:33:36 AM
MILF ON SALE!

jeah....i'd hit it!


label_me_plz
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 27 Posts
Monday, June 30, 2008 12:22:31 AM
Sickeningly retarded.

togetec
Male, 13-17, Western US
 620 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:32:40 PM
her daughters were HOT

woozlez
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 76 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 8:46:56 PM
_______ wants to share her life with someone special, so in her ad, she shows of what she has to offer, her _______
Denen, Home,
Random chick, (.)(.)

ronronbert
Male, 18-29, Canada
 43 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 7:56:43 PM
what all does "wife" entail?
will she cook me dinner?
lunch?
breakfeast in bed?

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11734 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 7:11:20 PM
^^ uhhh......you just did

kimberly163
Female, 18-29, Canada
 434 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 6:44:53 PM
I shall make no comments

yen223
Male, 18-29, Asia
 343 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 6:30:45 PM
What's going to happen to her daughters??

fearthekrken
Male, 18-29, Africa
 181 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:57:00 PM
If I buy her, does that mean I can do anything with her and it's okay?

If so, Hooray! An obedient woman that will make me sammiches.

If not, sell her to China.


hedonistic
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 106 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:44:58 PM
Her pose on the Craigslist ad is gag-inducing. She looks like a cross between a Ken Doll and Buzz Lightyear..."With my chest thrust out and a cheeky stare at the camera, I can save the world!"

jenneh
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 461 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:22:01 PM
eBay+desperate people+desperate news station+too much time = this.

ant3daly
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:18:21 PM
And she obviously must have gotten somewhere in life. Look at that hosue.

ant3daly
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 8 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 5:17:48 PM
You know, she wasn't really that ugly. I'd def hook up with her if i wasn't with someone

keatonatron
Male, 18-29, Asia
 680 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 4:51:34 PM
She's doing it for "all the right reasons", "Honesty, sincerity, and respect".

That makes sense. It's easy to respect someone who simply sells themselves because they are desperate and can't get ahead in life the normal way.

Like... a whore? :/


opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Sunday, June 29, 2008 4:51:18 PM
Ha, I agree with weasel.

Doesn't Ebay have some policy against this or something?


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