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The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered

Hits: 30161 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: fancylad
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Technikal
Male, 13-17, Western US
 98 Posts
Thursday, September 25, 2008 10:49:56 AM
Not as badass as AJ Kenson:

"Go on, you bastards. Satan is throwing a tea party in hell, and you're all invited."

The last one was pretty badass, though.


tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 327 Posts
Sunday, June 22, 2008 1:17:56 PM
i loled at CptObvious comment:
"If I would choose, I would want my last words to be "The answer...the answer is...." *dies*"

then i thought i should say before i die "...the answer to life is...is...*dies*" then everyone would be like da_mn, i wanted to know the answer
:( and they'd be screaming nooooo! cause the reason to life has been lost.


Jazzeh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 464 Posts
Tuesday, June 17, 2008 11:01:51 AM
French Fries rocks X3

kanika01
Female, 13-17, Asia
 27 Posts
Thursday, June 12, 2008 10:06:40 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmm i liked da one by Carl Panzram, Serial Killer....

Okasen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 714 Posts
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 10:39:35 PM
since (most) girls don't have balls, what do we use to signify kickassness?

robb0mayte
Male, 13-17, Europe
 91 Posts
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 6:26:18 AM
Once in a blue moon, God reaches down from his lofty perch, points at an infant boy and proclaims, "This one shall have balls carved out of drating granite."

haha!


Bananahammoc
Female, 18-29, Europe
 312 Posts
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 5:17:38 AM
The "more weight" one seemed very noble to me, I liked it.

GummyWurmz
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1483 Posts
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 3:30:13 AM
Yeah it was a comedians ^^

Id want that but its a bit lame stealing a famous persons idea. ¬_¬


Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
 4196 Posts
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 2:53:33 AM
On my tombstone I want "I told you I was sick..." I read it somewhere and loved it ever since :)

tourettes
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1115 Posts
Wednesday, June 11, 2008 1:45:02 AM
What, no questions about What do you want on your Tombstone?

aBISS
Male, 13-17, Western US
 527 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:26:22 PM
French Fries. Rofl.

punk1n
Male, 18-29, Western US
 226 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:00:18 PM
I want a bowl of chili too.

handsomefag
Male, 18-29, Asia
 295 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 10:09:30 PM
i liked the hell one, hell of a way to go off

bwahbwah
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 985 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 9:53:42 PM
Haha.
French Fries.

Ellizabeth
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 121 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 9:21:18 PM
I love that executed guys. You know, the french fries one. O O
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Mitchell1192
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 99 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:17:40 PM
Che Guvera was a little BlTCH.

Try "I have no regrets"
-Rudolf Hoess


catlikegrace
Female, 18-29, Western US
 512 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 7:40:58 PM
I loved the French Fries one. Nice sense of humor. XD

Jugganaut
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 66 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 6:25:53 PM
^ Lol

FloridaSnow
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 625 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:58:02 PM
NO, THIS WILL HURT SOMEONE -Budd Dwyer

Vogt
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 285 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:49:26 PM
I think they messed up Che's quote.

Wasn't it "Shoot you coward, you are only going to kill a man" ?


Octillion
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 234 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:28:39 PM
My latin teacher once told my class about St. Lawrence of Rome, who was tried, executed, and later obtained martyrdom by the ancient Roman emperor Valerian in the year 258 A.D. His crime? Being a Christian. (This was ancient Rome.) His sentence? Being burned at the stake. His last words? "Turn me over...I'm done on this side." To this day he is associated with grills of all sorts.
Source: http://www.amazing-planet.net/famous-las...

153Fish
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 160 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:03:30 PM
I hate to agree with some of the douchebags on here, but enough with the Cracked.com stuff please.

bwuch
Male, 13-17, Western US
 295 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 5:00:24 PM
^^ thats my favorite to.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12074 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:51:06 PM
Mine's going to be

"I see a light... It's so beautiful... I'm moving toward the light... It's wonderful... getting so sleepy now... hold on, what's that smell? Is that... Is that...

Is that pasta?"

*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*


davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12074 Posts
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 4:48:01 PM
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist"

General John Sedgewick, American Civil War, 1864. Really.


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