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Golfer Impaled by Large Tree Limb

Hits: 12424 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Sports | Added by: fancylad
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JazzyPiano
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1036 Posts
Friday, May 30, 2008 3:02:39 PM
I don't know what'd be worse, getting impaled by a tree limb or getting interviewed in just a hospital gown.

pwnda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 178 Posts
Friday, May 30, 2008 10:50:26 AM
ouch

paddyboom
Male, 13-17, Europe
 206 Posts
Friday, May 30, 2008 8:24:10 AM
DIdn't hit any veins or arteries? Must just have grazed some of those leg capillaries then...

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1552 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 11:09:10 PM
I think it was on purpus. He wasn't golfing, he was playing that game below this post.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:18:01 PM
Wow... I want an awesome story like that.
Except without the pain and stuff...

xBLiTZKRiEGx
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 94 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:46:37 PM
no arteries, veins, bones... so basically, hes going to walk away from it? damn...
talk about a flesh wound.

richoricho
Male, 40-49, Australia
 1043 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:23:29 PM
doh

Jugganaut
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 66 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 8:14:20 PM
"Doctors expect him to make a full recovery."

Five days later:

"Man killed after infection from being impaled in the leg by a tree limb. Terrorists? Communism? Liberals? We'll tell you tonight at 11."


Asheren
Male, 18-29, Western US
 405 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:02:24 PM
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude........... He totally did it on purpose to be on the news

Gaiia
Male, 18-29, Canada
 38 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:59:54 PM
aha.. penetration... ftw

kiddo
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 542 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:54:36 PM
PWNT

SammyCyanide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 430 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:47:44 PM
I think it's funny when reporters voice over the victim talking. "Yea, this guy's story is so effing boring. Hey, why don't we give it a hot chick to do a voice over while we show clips? Not a bad idea!" XD

wowibrandon
Male, 13-17, Western US
 828 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:46:27 PM
ewww... it was blood soaked wood

that looked like it would've hurt a bit


AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:42:26 PM
I worked at a country club and was impaled by large tree limbs every day. Suck it up.

LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3481 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:39:08 PM
Mmmmmmm, ribs...

chickena5
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 14 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:37:42 PM
the guy was probably jackin off, cuz something like that just cant happen by accident

aussie_glow
Female, 13-17, Australia
 99 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:36:20 PM
Ouch...

Baconeater
Male, 18-29, Western US
 434 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:35:09 PM
wow, i didn't know those things went that fast

peanut_x
Female, 13-17, Western US
 407 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 6:34:50 PM
omg that looks painful

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Thursday, May 29, 2008 4:01:23 PM
Link: Golfer Impaled by Large Tree Limb [Rate Link] - Lost control of his golf cart? Yeah right, I'm going to guess there was a little Jackassery going on at the golf course.


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