 wyo
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 97 Posts
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Sunday, December 06, 2009 1:48:53 AM
Fat jokes. not cool. Guardian angel jokes. Not cool. She frikkin lived. Pretty damn cool. Although you have a 10% chance of living from a head-shot. |
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 JoseyPoo
Female, 18-29, Western US
65 Posts
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Saturday, May 17, 2008 6:23:27 PM
damn.... talk about lucky |
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 Starshine24
Female, 13-17, Southern US
2135 Posts
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Thursday, May 08, 2008 9:31:52 PM
-_-
All the people who are complaining about her guardian angel comment are making me sad. |
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 NunuChan
Male, 18-29, Australia
280 Posts
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Wednesday, May 07, 2008 7:20:37 AM
I wonder if she is lucky or unlucky, I mean she could've been somewhere else when she met that jerk, but she's still alive... the trauma and the memories of such coldness won't go away that easily tho... |
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 Fortitude
Male, 30-39, Australia
253 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 5:31:48 PM
"BOOM!!! HEADSH...FAIL!!! I call hax, headshot is instant kill "
^^^ LMAO
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 RodneyJason
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
170 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 5:01:13 PM
Guess all that head-fat has a use after all |
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 Pooptart19
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2099 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 12:24:33 PM
Ah, yes, it was her 'gaurdian angel.' Forget all the other people who were shot between the eyes and died. I guess everyone else's was FU <KIN' LAZY. |
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 awesomeloser
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
132 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 12:04:06 PM
it seems to me she's used up an entire lifetimes worth of luck |
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 Boadicea
Female, 18-29, Canada
1668 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 10:31:32 AM
Um, considering that medicine had nothing to do with what the bullet did on contact, we've apparently always lived in an age where you can get shot between the eyes and live. |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
10503 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 8:11:59 AM
Medical Science ftw! We live in an age when you can get shot between the eyes and live! |
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 Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
1538 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 7:39:36 AM
now, to thank her "angel" why dont she get her life together and lose some weight |
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 AahNold
Male, 30-39, Western US
377 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 7:25:10 AM
likely a .22, no way in hell a .44 or .45 would do that. if you were hit by a .44 mag your head would be in pieces. media is always getting the type of gun wrong. i've seen many news stories where on tv they say the weapon used was an ak-47, then they show the gun and it is a hunting rifle. |
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 roduku
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
443 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 7:21:24 AM
Did anyone else catch the Freudian slip from the reporter? " For the fake...sake of our story..." |
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 FxyRoxy777
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
659 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 6:58:07 AM
Wow wtf... Great, now I have to be scared of driving too? Jeez! |
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 CheesyQueso
Female, 18-29, Western US
10873 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 6:34:10 AM
Wow she is really lucky. |
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 yellowsquare
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1602 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 5:43:31 AM
THAT is an awesome bar story."I split a bullet into three with my fecking skull. No lie." |
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 Doomlike
Male, 13-17, Europe
422 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 4:27:54 AM
Those people with the signs in the beginning of the video where pretty lame, but kinda funny with the typicall "HI MOM !!!" sign. And she's very very lucky indeed. |
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 Bananahammoc
Female, 18-29, Europe
312 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 2:14:56 AM
Holy shizz, I wish I had that kinda luck. |
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 person99
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
130 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 10:11:06 PM
Wait -- She can speak?
Man, I first thought she was like the president, no brain in the first place, but apparently she can speak without assistance. |
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darkdeude
Male, 18-29, Europe
15 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 8:55:59 PM
That's a nice coincidence but anyways take a look at the beginning of the video at the idiots in the back. |
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AndroidMetro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
803 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 8:39:08 PM
I feel more compassion for a stray puppy. |
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 Zeckal
Male, 18-29, Western US
119 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 8:30:25 PM
eh im just going for posts now, probably less then 10% of the IAB community actually reads past the frist page of coments |
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 843
Male, 18-29, Asia
531 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 8:12:41 PM
So where were guardian angels when people were killed all the time? |
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 almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
4278 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 7:55:46 PM
I think what primetimekin was getting at was that you can drop "she's a bad driver" from RyanF's post, leaving you with the sentence:Judging by the looks of her, she probably pissed them off somehow. Perhaps her brain-fat deflected the bullet?
Or maybe she's a demon, and it fragmented on her horns. |
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 aBISS
Male, 13-17, Western US
527 Posts
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Monday, May 05, 2008 7:47:56 PM
^He said "she" and "bad driver" in the same line. That IS redundant. |
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