 waath1
Male, 18-29, Australia
 438 Posts
|
Tuesday, July 08, 2008 8:04:24 AM
Hell. Yes.Another good trick is going up to the drunk girl at the bar, talking to her for a bit and getting her to slap you, whilst appearing to be the nice guy still. Everyone goes "oh man, she hit you? how come? oh she was just drunk and crazy? here man, have another on me" |
|
 soigieoto
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
237 Posts
|
Saturday, May 03, 2008 12:40:29 AM
hilarious.cant wait to use it. |
|
 Revan941
Male, 13-17, Western US
16 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:25:14 PM
My god that was long...I probably won't need that for a while either. |
|
Billy_redrum
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
23 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:23:37 PM
does the name jonah ray sound like a pedo name to anyone else but me? |
|
 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9911 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:06:33 PM
That was pretty lame, you know that past step one, none of that will work. |
|
 ianbeany1989
Male, 18-29, Europe
207 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 6:44:46 AM
I've never tipped a bartender (American idea?), and I'd never steal someone's drinks. Where ever he was looked poo as well |
|
 Neagle
Male, 30-39, Western US
1405 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:34:34 AM
Try not being a dip poo when you speak to people, always tipping the bar keep and visiting your place of enumerating consumption on the off peek hours such as Sundays. You do not need to be blasted out of your mind to have a good time and you will get laid more. |
|
 R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
4278 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:33:26 AM
Dude with the gun: I need to borrow your gun for a minute.Yes, Kairobi, paying works, but then the drinks wouldn't be FREE, would they?  I mean, come on. |
|
 Tankity
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
359 Posts
|
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 12:18:19 AM
Too muck like work. My method? OVER-TIPPING. If you hook the bartender up, he/she'll hook you up. |
|
 baddogsmaste
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
392 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 8:35:14 PM
Uh, I just show off my big "chest" but thats just me. |
|
 drixishot
Male, 18-29, Australia
370 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 8:19:06 PM
the stealing peoples drinks works! i do it all the time, just make sure you dont get caught....or you can just find someone to buy you drinks... |
|
 Eternal76
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
227 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 7:34:52 PM
Drink ticket? What bar has drink tickets? Never heard of that. |
|
 Kairobi
Male, 13-17, Europe
135 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 5:57:38 PM
Paying works too.x. |
|
 GloineFiodh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
254 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 5:42:47 PM
Ha, That was funny, it was a joke, I hope no one is dumb enough to try this one. |
|
 sleepingsun
Male, 18-29, Europe
162 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 5:27:22 PM
Well being friendly with the bouncers certainly helps, as does being friendly with the bartender. I've been legal for almost a year, and already I've learned so much :) |
|
 thedobkins
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
243 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 4:30:54 PM
I'm a bouncer at a bar, and I don't have a big brother complex. |
|
 unbelievable
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1165 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 4:14:22 PM
how old is this? Wasent even funny
waist of time |
|
 duckinfuh
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
892 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:45:55 PM
hah. i've been doing step one for years. yay me...? |
|
 deathbringer
Male, 18-29, Western US
399 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:44:15 PM
hilarious and helpful
XD |
|
 Shortone0726
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1396 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:29:40 PM
I don't think these would work and I'm not going to try..when I turn 21 |
|
 AahNold
Male, 30-39, Western US
377 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:25:34 PM
That kind of stuff would not work at any bar I go to. The only way to get free drinks is a big rack |
|
 StarChild_
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
72 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:22:58 PM
I'm a bartender, and about 90% of the stunts he pulled would either have gotten that guy severely made fun of by my regulars, or just kicked out.People who don't tip me usually don't want to come back. :) |
|
 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
16276 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:22:28 PM
I wonder how many people are going to try some of these and just end up disappointed. |
|
 KindlyKat
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
428 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:12:56 PM
OOoor lol, you could just become a regular. Free drinks and entry whenever I go... then again, I'm female.But funny none-the-less. :) |
|
 Jazzeh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
464 Posts
|
Monday, April 28, 2008 3:12:50 PM
Yum :D |
|
Back to Listing
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}
){kind=avatar}