 psychoman364
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 35357 Posts
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Sunday, April 27, 2008 7:28:51 PM
Cefka just made the point I was going to. Just buy a bag of poppy seeds, soak 'em in hot water for an hour or so, filter out the seeds and drink. Welcome to opioid high. Drink slowly though, you can OD that way. |
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 Trizz
Male, 18-29, Europe
1768 Posts
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Saturday, April 26, 2008 2:56:57 AM
Wow, I never knew that Coffee made you more stimulated![/dumbass]Well it's okay I guess, but I've tried some of those foods and I didn't feel high. |
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 blargendarg
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
377 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 10:55:47 PM
^you can |
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blargendarg
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
377 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 9:30:37 PM
um... don't eat the bagels?if they weren't just being funny, kava root powder would make that list. 1/4 cup root powder, 4oz milk and some chocolate syrup. shake it in a container for five minutes and if you can choke it down you will shortly be a very happy person. don't do it all the time as it is a little hard on your liver, not unlike our favorite government sanctioned intoxicant. better yet, do a little research before you put something in your mouth. |
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 MissMage
Female, 18-29, Western US
700 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 7:36:18 PM
....I'd go for the fish head.
Holy s hit though. I didn't know that about nutmeg. I have a jar siting in my cupboard and now I'm extremely curious. |
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 Neon_Fedora
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
687 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 5:23:26 PM
*remembers that Seinfeld episode* AHAHAHA! FRICK YEAH!
On a side note, must get coffee! :P |
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 Fayth
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
496 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 4:35:32 PM
I knew about the poppy seeds and the nutmeg. There's a reason why they tell you not to eat poppy seed bagels before going to a drug test. Sometimes it'll make you test positive for opium. |
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 SKR34
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
34 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 2:07:41 PM
The fish seems to be the least embarrassing. |
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 EstiloPanama
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2101 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:49:09 PM
I love Cracked. They have the coolest articles. =) |
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 greenXdayX86
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
105 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:37:13 PM
why did my comp just repost that |
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greenXdayX86
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
105 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:36:35 PM
that was ha ha funny :D i luv 4 the sarpa salpa under the pic of the guy it says not an actual photo of incident! lol funny tho |
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 Jazzeh
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
464 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:29:08 PM
Yum <3 |
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 HalcyonDays
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
12 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:23:43 PM
...
*reaches for nutmeg* |
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greenXdayX86
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
105 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:13:16 PM
and whats with watermelon lady!? |
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greenXdayX86
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
105 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 1:10:49 PM
that was ha ha funny :D i luv 4 the sarpa salpa under the pic of the guy it says not an actual photo of incident! lol funny tho |
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 Yoma4
Female, 13-17, Europe
493 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 12:46:31 PM
These aren't working at all. |
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 jetmark
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1029 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 12:26:48 PM
i highly doubt voltaire drank 50-70 cups of coffee a day. |
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 NicoNico
Female, 18-29, Southern US
437 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 12:25:34 PM
This just made me hungry.On another note, a friend of mine told me the thing about rye bread and the medieval times. I didn't believe her, though, because she was always tripping on ritalin. |
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 KindlyKat
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
428 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 12:04:50 PM
Umm... I think I'll save the calories and do it up traditional style. WitmiMaja-ja. |
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 Skyira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1157 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 12:01:27 PM
well time to go to starbucks and buy a large cup of coffee and a popie seeded bagal. |
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 crazyguy24
Male, 18-29, Canada
836 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 12:00:45 PM
Ooor.. you can get high the normal way. |
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 ne028
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1273 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 11:56:25 AM
"do you know how many damn bagels youd have to down to get a decent buzz?"lmfao |
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 sleepingsun
Male, 18-29, Europe
162 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 11:51:04 AM
Wow...so if I regularly consume a Starbucks in the morning, a red bull at lunch and another red bull at some point in the afternoon, does that mean I'm on a caffeine high all the time? It would explain quite a bit |
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 Philomath
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
174 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 11:46:02 AM
Makes me really think about my usual morning coffee and bagel binge. I guess I should add some fish heads and unripe fruit to the mix to ensure a properly f'ed up day. |
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 Ashwindow
Female, 18-29, Southern US
5734 Posts
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Friday, April 25, 2008 11:42:01 AM
after reading that list i think i want some coffee..*jumps in car*
Off to starbucks i go! |
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