 SnaveNareik
Male, 13-17, Europe
 243 Posts
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008 12:28:32 PM
lolz at video |
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 woolf2k
Male, 40-49, Western US
8 Posts
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Friday, August 15, 2008 9:39:39 AM
oh joy to the world |
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woolf2k
Male, 40-49, Western US
8 Posts
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Friday, August 15, 2008 9:35:57 AM
this is a test of the... |
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 7l24c3
Male, 13-17, Western US
37 Posts
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Monday, June 16, 2008 12:22:18 AM
whoops copied the wrong post"Psh. No bear would ever attack Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris must have been bear hunting." -Matwix_2004 |
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7l24c3
Male, 13-17, Western US
37 Posts
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Monday, June 16, 2008 12:20:40 AM
"Chuck Norris once was attacked by a bear in the woods. He then showed the bear his fist. The bear immediately ate itself, thinking it was the less painful way to die." -lyonartimehunt? i think not. hunting implies the chance of failure. therefore chuck norris does not hunt, he kills. |
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 Qtw
Male, 13-17, Western US
36 Posts
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Saturday, May 10, 2008 6:57:12 PM
there is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. |
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 catlvr887
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
532 Posts
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Friday, April 18, 2008 7:41:26 PM
they butchered Pavane =( |
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 BikerTeen
Male, 13-17, Southern US
4280 Posts
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Thursday, April 17, 2008 1:25:03 PM
fail |
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 Jerm_Leather
Male, 18-29, Western US
807 Posts
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Thursday, April 17, 2008 5:33:54 AM
Dainty doesn't speak proper English, she Enforces it! *nice one!*I love the Chuck Norris facts, personally. I was a kid when he was an action hero and the jokes work no matter how you look at them. For the record; Walker Texas Ranger pretty much signified the End of any lingering respect Chuck Norris had left. I mean, the theme song is GodAweful!! Chuck Norris doesn't act, he shapes reality to fit his mood. |
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 beehappy
Female, 13-17, Australia
206 Posts
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Thursday, April 17, 2008 2:16:26 AM
or maybe wally isn't a name in america? |
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beehappy
Female, 13-17, Australia
206 Posts
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Thursday, April 17, 2008 2:13:48 AM
who is waldo??? Don't they mean wally? |
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 syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1028 Posts
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:18:11 PM
when chuck noris roundhouse kicks you, you don't just die once.. you die three times |
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 th25tina
Female, 40-49, Western US
370 Posts
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 8:31:22 AM
I still like hearing a good Chuck Norris fact...even the bad ones. |
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 theelgeth
Female, 70 & Over, Africa
105 Posts
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 7:02:25 AM
Chuck Norris know the last digit of PI. |
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 hagane
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
977 Posts
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 6:50:51 AM
OMFG, hilarious sh*t right there! I've seen the list before, but it's good to see something new. |
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 richoricho
Male, 40-49, Australia
1043 Posts
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 12:50:59 AM
THe Chuck rules the net |
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 Zerocyde
Male, 18-29, Western US
3279 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 11:28:58 PM
How do people not understand the Chuck Norris jokes? Second grade math is harder to figure out.Chuck Norris is a washed up loser joke. Implying that he is 'badass' is funny as hell. Even more so when, implying that he can do the outrageous things the jokes say he can. |
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 thelonious
Male, 40-49, Southern US
3200 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:45:39 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he just waits for 8 hours |
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 SunSparkles
Female, 18-29, Australia
87 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 7:28:20 PM
First the hoff, then chuck...i'm prediciting MacGuyver for the next wave......or has that already been done?? |
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 hyeonkim0805
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
669 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:58:12 PM
The song is by Gabriel Faure. Pavane, Op.50
I don't know what the remix version is called though, Pavane, Op.50 REMIX!!! maybe? |
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 nme
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
111 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:36:01 PM
can anyone tell me the name of this song? |
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 thesupreme1
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
149 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:15:09 PM
I liked the his kick broke the speed of light and went back in time one. |
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 morbidframe
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
146 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:06:17 PM
lmao try using Rick Astly jokes hahahaha |
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morbidframe
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
146 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:05:14 PM
bruce lee pwns!!!! but chuck norris is a joke cause his movies where so crappy and sooooo cheesy its just worth watching if only for a laugh... try The Sidekick its REALLY stupid |
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morbidframe
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
146 Posts
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008 3:02:47 PM
i have heard a lot of them but that had some i have never heard..... gotta love the giving jesus the gift of beard |
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